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Sat, 27-Apr-24 6:48 PM (1 day ago)
Mon, 8-Apr-24 8:26 PM (20 days ago)
The eclipse has come and gone (around here). Life goes back to normal (or what passes for normal)
My daughter got a nice video and some nice pics of it ...the camera on my phone is not as good but I like mine...hi sweet Lenny
(20 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:34 PM (44 days ago)
*stumbles around looking for eye bleach and memory eraser after pic modding*
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It causes amnesia (memory loss) and analgesia (pain-relief). good shit ... man you remember NOTHING [weirdest legal trip i never went on, floated from here to where tha fuk i bean and back again]
(44 days ago)
Is Kirk back from the dead?
(44 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and happyhumper69 like this
Perhaps the butt gapers are hoping a Dr is logged in and wants a free check up.
(44 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:33 PM (46 days ago)
Indecisive about dinner, finally figured it out. Y'all behave while I'm away.
After your last reply, you need a long, long, long break. Might help you.
(33 days ago)
I had grilled cheese sammiches and Ramen noodles.......beef flavor.........
(33 days ago)
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I’ll have to wait an extra day to celebrate next year!
(59 days ago)
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In most countries the 29th of Feb isn't a legal date of birth. The parents would have to register the birth as the 1st of march
(59 days ago)
I just dont celebrate birthdays anyway, except I had my 70th last week and wifey arranged a couple of surprises.
(59 days ago)
Sat, 3-Feb-24 2:51 AM (86 days ago)
The 3rd of February, 1959, the day the music died.
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper!
(86 days ago)
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Tue, 23-Jan-24 11:33 PM (96 days ago)
They put it on sale, just cheap enough that it's $1 short of qualifying for free shipping. To get free shipping I have to spend $1 more except they don't have anything for a $1.
I'll take my time with this, see if there's anything else that I actually want.
(96 days ago)
Mon, 15-Jan-24 5:52 PM (104 days ago)
For U.S. folks, anyone having trouble with their ATT uverse TV service? Mine is out.
Says 'Nationwide' according to google, In an announcement on AT&T’s U-verse page, the company said it is aware of the outage and “are working to restore services as quickly as possible.”
(104 days ago)
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Works fine today. I couldn't use my search engine last night, though.
(104 days ago)
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Thu, 4-Jan-24 10:51 PM (115 days ago)
I wonder if anyone noticed I had a fresh haircut in my latest pics.
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nope .... but i hope ya dint pay too much fo it
(115 days ago)
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Sun, 31-Dec-23 5:47 PM (119 days ago)
Almost a quarter century in the 21st. Where does the time go? Happy Nude Year, everybody!!!
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Wed, 27-Dec-23 10:38 PM (123 days ago)
Haven't seen TC here lately, hope he's doing OK.
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Haven’t seen him ages…coincided with the new block feature! 🤣
(123 days ago)
Nor have I. I'll to send him a message. Thanks for letting us know, lenny. xo
(123 days ago)
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I know,I noticed that,kind of missing him...hey sweet Lenny xxx
(123 days ago)
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I'm guessing he's with his family for the holidays, but I'll check. xx
(123 days ago)
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We don't do Boxing Day in the U.S. I believe the name comes from when employers would give their servants a gift in a box on the day after Christmas, along with the day off as they had to serve on
(124 days ago)
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here its ''middledays sale'' no boxing or wrestling
(124 days ago)
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But today is a good day to stock up on the leftover Christmas decorations the stores have.
(124 days ago)
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Sat, 23-Dec-23 1:37 AM (128 days ago)
Sat, 9-Dec-23 8:05 PM (141 days ago)
Maybe you'll get it for Christmas. You never know!
*Santee Claws had to google KBW* Ya get no bike until you stop using that vulgar language! *Throws on red bike with banana seat and high rise handle bars and a bell back into the gift bin*
(141 days ago)
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Sun, 26-Nov-23 7:21 PM (154 days ago)
I shouldn't watch TV when I'm hungry, I just bought a 10 pound glazed ham from QVC.
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The ham doesn't ship for a couple of weeks. But yeah, get that block of mozza ready! I'm hoping Bedard scores enough to bring home a Blackhawks win.
(154 days ago)
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Tue, 14-Nov-23 10:08 PM (166 days ago)
I'm 3 views away from 54,000. That means I've been seen in the natural state by a lot of people.
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I hit 54,000
(166 days ago)
*takes a bow with dangly bits hanging out* Thank you, all!
(166 days ago)
I just moved you towards your next thousand... 54,001 views now.
(166 days ago)
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Sun, 5-Nov-23 7:25 AM (176 days ago)
Somebody, take the Halloween candy away from me!
Sorry, I’m weak-willed, I’d eat every piece of chocolate.
(176 days ago)
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Not me,I'm not taking it,even though I shouldn't eat it I might so keep that stuff away from me
(175 days ago)
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don't worry, they are totally not safe with me!
(175 days ago)
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Tue, 31-Oct-23 6:47 PM (180 days ago)
Don't see you doing that this year, it's snowing here and quite chilly
(180 days ago)
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Same here. Usually sit outside with the neighbor but I don't see that happening either.
(180 days ago)
Hello sweet lenny, suddenly I have a craving for pumpkin 🎃
(180 days ago)
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Thu, 26-Oct-23 1:51 AM (186 days ago)
A whale noticed a ship in the sea and recognized it as the one that attacked his father many years ago. So he said to his whale girl friend
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“Lets both go under the ship and blow hard through our blow holes, that will surely sink the ship.” She agreed and they swam under the ship
(186 days ago)
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and blowed as hard as they could and it caused the ship to sink. But then the whale noticed the sailors had jumped into the water and were swimming to
(186 days ago)
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the safety of the shore. So he said to his gf “Let’s go there and eat up the sailors!” She replied, “Listen, I agreed to the blow job but I am not going to swallow the seamen!”
(186 days ago)
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Tue, 24-Oct-23 7:20 PM (187 days ago)
I have a grocery sack filled to the brim with Halloween candy.
*steals Lenny's candy
(187 days ago)
Wed, 18-Oct-23 10:37 PM (193 days ago)
allegedly the most humane way to killem and it was a HOOGE sukka so i was gunna git it tax e dermied like, but da frizzer went catty wompu won day an toad went soupy .. crap happens
(193 days ago)
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thinking... with all the commercials we do for Tobly every day, we should ask Swiss for a fee and use it to support NN
(193 days ago)
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I could have eaten a whole one in the time it took you to unwrap it!
(192 days ago)
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Emu, that would have made boring video, ya gotta have some suspense in the plot.
(192 days ago)
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Sat, 30-Sep-23 10:33 PM (211 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 1:31 AM (223 days ago)
Had a big salad for dinner, now enjoying some Canadian chocolate.
My neighbors brought it back, it's Laura Secord. Yes, I know, it was her goal in life to have candies named after her.
(223 days ago)
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Laura Secord sucker books were a fave at Christmas. My Nana always got them for us. Enjoy!
(223 days ago)
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Sat, 16-Sep-23 12:58 AM (226 days ago)
On an unrelated note, I ordered out tonight for fried chicken, they gave me an extra piece. Now I have enough for tomorrows dinner as well.
Cold leftover chicken is good with cold dill pickles. Just saying in case anyone didn't know.
(226 days ago)
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