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Sun, 5-May-24 10:28 PM (23 minutes ago)
"Six foot two, and rude as hell ..I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell"
Sun, 5-May-24 8:09 PM (2 hours ago)
Bought an English Cucumber at the store.They come wrapped in plastic here. I showed my Mrs. and said look its a vegidildo in a condom....sometimes (most of the times) she fails to appreciate my humor
Sun, 5-May-24 6:24 PM (4 hours ago)
Thank you everyone who has commented on our pics and enjoy reading them all from Mr and Mrs t x
Sun, 5-May-24 6:14 PM (4 hours ago)
Favorite song/genre.....can be 1 or as many as you like.... I know I have quite a few 
Far too many favourites, but I’m off to lose myself in Dire Straits…… I may be some time
(33 minutes ago)
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Sun, 5-May-24 5:51 PM (5 hours ago)
“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”
tugking70 likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 5:16 PM (5 hours ago)
I am just sitting here on my couch doing messaging here on Newbie Nudes.
Sun, 5-May-24 4:37 PM (6 hours ago)
Happy May Masturbation Month Everybody! What are you doing to celebrate this wonderful month?
Sun, 5-May-24 3:38 PM (7 hours ago)
Ok one guy asked me, if I like tributes. Well I new too all this here, so I didn’t knew what he meant. He explained, so yes my lovers I would be thankful and honoured for any tributes 😘❤️😘❤️
andycapp026 likes this
I'm not fan of them myself but we are all different
(7 hours ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
God how long do they last?? I have over 10 years of crisis so far.
(2 hours ago)
Low self esteem, needed to prove to myself somebody was wrong.
(2 hours ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this
Lol I had not been through a mid life crisis when I came here.lol 🙃 😅 🤣
(1 hour ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this
A couple we had regular 4somes with ages ago asked if we would be ok with them posting pics on a website. We asked which one and the rest is history.
(52 minutes ago)
meataxeman likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 3:03 PM (7 hours ago)
Thank you all for your great replies!!!! And yes Cher did influence that question lol.
Sun, 5-May-24 2:59 PM (7 hours ago)
🛌 💤 well my horses did nothing 😪 luckily though it's Cinco de Mayo 🪅 tacos, rice & beans, a perfect way to spend Sunday 🌮
Sun, 5-May-24 1:03 PM (9 hours ago)
Name a classic movie you’ve never seen. Mine is One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.
Sun, 5-May-24 12:02 PM (10 hours ago)
More rain oh well good excuse to fuck and suck in the cam room later not that we really need an excuse.
Sun, 5-May-24 10:47 AM (12 hours ago)
So you wait for a while before buying the new camera, nice deal comes along, you go too pay and then find out credit card is frozen lol,, you just got too smile.
Sun, 5-May-24 7:45 AM (15 hours ago)
Been gone a while. I'm back and pretty trashed. How is everyone?
Clear the airway obstruction and if she doesn’t start breathing you should call 911.
(15 hours ago)
Scary if you’re not in the same room together. Even more scarier if she’s under the patio
(9 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 4:24 AM (18 hours ago)
Things you don't see at the supermarket: middle aged people in leather bondage outfits with exposed nipples.
Their special buys are branching out to the wider community.
(46 minutes ago)
Justmedamian likes this
I’ve done Cap d’Agde - and supermarket shopping there was quite something ..!
(44 minutes ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Me too ^^^^^ (a very long time ago) 😂
(35 minutes ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 1:00 AM (21 hours ago)
Frank Zappa and the Mothers Were at the best place around But some stupid with a flare gun Burned the place to the ground
They burned down the gambling house....It died with an awful sound....Funky Claude was running in and out.....He was pulling kids out the ground now...............
(21 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 11:55 PM (22 hours ago)
Postage Stamps are going up in price in July in the US. I ordered 200 from Costco. Arrived today, free shipping, via FedEx in a huge box. Funniest thing ever