spunky4u's Recent Statuses
Tue, 23-Apr-24 10:54 AM
(16 minutes ago)
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it! It's spam.
Mon, 22-Apr-24 10:58 AM
(1 day ago)
waiter: How do you like your steak cooked? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is!🤪
Sun, 21-Apr-24 11:53 AM
(1 day ago)
Every morning I take my cow on a long walk through the local vineyard, that's right I herd it through the grapevine.
Sat, 20-Apr-24 11:01 AM
(3 days ago)
I pointed at two old drunks sitting across the bars from us and said to my friend "that's us in 10 years" he said "that's a mirror dipshit."
Fri, 19-Apr-24 10:29 AM
(4 days ago)
I accidentally pass my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick, she's still not talking to me.🤪
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Thu, 18-Apr-24 11:15 AM
(4 days ago)
Breaking news: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 toy horses inserted in his ass. Doctors have described his condition as stable!
Wed, 17-Apr-24 11:17 AM
(5 days ago)
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. When I got him home he made a bolt for the door!
Tue, 16-Apr-24 11:02 AM
(7 days ago)
I didn't mean to push all your buttons....just your mute button!
Mon, 15-Apr-24 10:18 AM
(8 days ago)
I named my toilet "Jim" in stead of "John" Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim at least once a day!
Sun, 14-Apr-24 10:28 AM
(9 days ago)
If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 am?😛
Sat, 13-Apr-24 10:10 AM
(10 days ago)
My neighbor suggested I put cow manure on my strawberries. Tired it, I'm going back to whipped cream.🤢
Fri, 12-Apr-24 10:36 AM
(11 days ago)
I tried to remarry my ex-wife but she figured out I was only after my money.
Thu, 11-Apr-24 11:26 AM
(11 days ago)
My wife told me her password is: MickeyMinnieGoffyDonaldPlotoHueyLouieDeweyDublin...because sheh was told her password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.
Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:20 AM
(13 days ago)
The inventor of autocorrect died, the funnel will be held tomato.
Tue, 9-Apr-24 10:54 AM
(14 days ago)
Wife: "I'm going to donate all my old clothes to starving people" Husband: "If they're starving they won't fit into your clothes" ...funeral on Friday.
Mon, 8-Apr-24 10:53 AM
(15 days ago)
Son: "Dad can you explain to me what a solor eclipse is?" Dad: "No son"
Sun, 7-Apr-24 10:36 AM
(16 days ago)
i asked my wife why she married me. She said "because your are funny." I said I thought it was because i was good in bed." she said "See, you're hilarious!"
Fri, 5-Apr-24 9:55 AM
(18 days ago)
The difference between men and women simply comes down to what comes to mind when you hear the word facial.
Thu, 4-Apr-24 11:07 AM
(19 days ago)
Sign on a Restaurant marque: We trimmed our bush so now our deck looks bigger!
Wed, 3-Apr-24 10:29 AM
(20 days ago)
Strange sign in a parking lot: Parking available in empty spaces only🤪
Tue, 2-Apr-24 10:48 AM
(21 days ago)
Say this on a Jimmy Johns marque "Our subs are an honest 8 inches even when it's cold outside"
Mon, 1-Apr-24 10:44 AM
(22 days ago)
Just sold my homing pigeon on ebay for the 22nd time.
Sun, 31-Mar-24 10:01 AM
(23 days ago)
Spring is here, I'm so excited I wet my plants!
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:27 AM
(23 days ago)
Why am I the only naked person at the gender reveal party??
Wed, 27-Mar-24 8:16 PM
(26 days ago)
Newbie friends are dropping like flies 😢😬
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