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jake5270's Recent Statuses
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jake5270
Sun, 30-Nov-14 1:19 AM (9 years ago)
tip
I want love with the proper stranger.
*sorcha* and hornyDeanfwomen like this
Crimson09
Start with not taking video game quotes so seriously first.
(144 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
 		MitchandDaisy
3283 days ago?
(144 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine
I think she only responded to that one because of how he responded to hers....that was his last status
(144 days ago)
jake5270
Sun, 30-Nov-14 12:55 AM (9 years ago)
tip
All I want for Cwistmas is my two fwont teef.
steelrat60 and Justmedamian like this
bOObzman
Hi jake, did you see Natalie Wood has been gone for 33 years now?Hard to believe. sad
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Yeah, very sad.
(9 years ago)
bOObzman
The Great Race is one of my favs too.
(9 years ago)
jake5270
My favorite all time comedy.
(9 years ago)
bOObzman
Jack Lemon - brilliant. The laugh. So many good lines.
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Sun, 30-Nov-14 12:40 AM (9 years ago)
tip
I'm suffering from that rare Hawaiian disease.. lakanoocky. The only cure is kumoniwannaleiu.
Honeyrose and steelrat60 like this
tight_wet_lips
It's possible. But then again, I could just let you suffer in lakanoocky pain. Your noocky will wither away.
(9 years ago)
VTCali
Ouch
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Save me Tighty, save me! Did my spanking you do nothing for you?
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
I love a good spanking.
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
lol.....VT. xoxo
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Sun, 30-Nov-14 12:31 AM (9 years ago)
tip
The thought of spanking Tight_Wet_Lips's beautiful bum has me randy as hell. Guess I'll have to take this matter into my own hands. wink
Chuck-81, VTCali and BuxomXhunter like this
cumonyoubaby69
It is a very fine ass that I'd love to have in my hands.
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
It is big enough for all of your hands.
(9 years ago)
jake5270
If I put your ass in my hands, where do I put my randiness? xoxoxo
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
ooooooooh the possibilities.!
(9 years ago)
ThicknHard1forU
wait, wait. wait. twl is up for a spanking?
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Sat, 29-Nov-14 11:57 PM (9 years ago)
tip
Man... if I had a dollar for everyone that owes me a message, i'd take us all out for drinks. wink
tight_wet_lips
*pulls down pants*
(9 years ago)
jake5270
I'm warming my hand up right now. grin
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
ooo la la!
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Hi, Liz! xoxo back!
(9 years ago)
jake5270
I only know that one little french song (frera jaqua - lousy spelling. lol), but I'll be happy to sing it to you while I redden your beautiful posterior, Tighty. smile
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Sat, 27-Sep-14 10:34 PM (9 years ago)
tip
Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream? E.A. Poe
Slowhand66
For me I am about to give up on all my dreams
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Sat, 27-Sep-14 10:19 PM (9 years ago)
tip
I want Tight_Wet_Lips to magicly appear in my home and have sex with me for the next 24 hours.
overshort2 and cummthirsty like this
dodoo
ye but i fall asleep
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
Is Indiana on my way to Huntington Beach?
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Sure is. How soon, T?
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
Let me see if I have enough for petrol.
(9 years ago)
jake5270
I'll pay, darlin'.
(9 years ago)
jake5270
Mon, 6-Jan-14 2:22 AM (10 years ago)
tip
Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream? E.A.Poe
jake5270
Mon, 6-Jan-14 1:59 AM (10 years ago)
tip
Hey, they finally plowed my road! Oh wait... that means I have to go to work Monday. sad
jake5270
Thu, 2-Jan-14 3:52 AM (10 years ago)
tip
my god... the girl in this video looks almost exactly like a girl from work. sexy strip from "office" attire. guess it's hammer time. wink
anon_a_moose69
Now why would I ever stop doing this? With others making' records that just don't hit I've toured around the world, from London to Dubai It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo, Hammer"
(10 years ago)
quietmicpl
and the rest can go and play
(10 years ago)
jake5270
Mon, 23-Dec-13 3:22 AM (10 years ago)
tip
4'-12" is 5'.
rockhard6isback
so then you would have a 3rd foot?
(10 years ago)
Jersey_Girl
You'd have a tripod. Great for taking pics.
(10 years ago)
rockhard6isback
so what does having 2 feet and a half get me?
(10 years ago)
Jersey_Girl
I don't want to break the bad news to you. You tell him, moosie: P
(10 years ago)
rockhard6isback
hey dont break what I got. Its all I got to work with
(10 years ago)
jake5270
Sun, 3-Nov-13 7:53 PM (10 years ago)
tip
I've got a peaceful, easy feelin'...
happyhumper69 likes this
PhantomMessenger
Why do you have the Beatles as a profile pic, sweety?
(10 years ago)
jake5270
Sun, 3-Nov-13 3:28 AM (10 years ago)
tip
If I were paranoid, I'd think people were talking about me and out to get me... or are they?
jake5270
Sun, 3-Nov-13 3:24 AM (10 years ago)
tip
I just love self-ritcheous people who think they're perfect... like my boss! lol
Donald.Pump
I'm not your boss
(10 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
lol
(10 years ago)
jake5270
Sun, 3-Nov-13 3:02 AM (10 years ago)
tip
Up, up and away!
jake5270
Sun, 3-Nov-13 2:17 AM (10 years ago)
tip
I'm down with that... are you? wink
tight_wet_lips
Who am I going down on?
(10 years ago)
rockhard6isback
there is a line forming behind Guit, TWL
(10 years ago)
Mr.FX
Aight!
(10 years ago)
jake5270
me, if this was a universe where wishes actually came true!
(10 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
lol @ rock.
(10 years ago)
   
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