bulwinkle69's Recent Statuses
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:34 AM
(5 days ago)
March Madness...my alma mater into the sweet 16...for the 9th straight year
Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:58 PM
(15 days ago)
tomorrow will be my 68th celebration of pi day....better yet I'll be 3 retirement years old...celebrating with cherry pie and Rogued ead guy pale ale
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:15 AM
(26 days ago)
I failed a test today. The COVID Test...guess all I got is a biatch of a sore throat
Fri, 2-Feb-24 10:36 PM
(55 days ago)
biscuits and gravy for dinner...in honor of ground hog day
Fri, 19-Jan-24 9:35 PM
(69 days ago)
After a week of single digit (farenheit) weather. 28 F feels like a heat wave
Fri, 22-Dec-23 4:07 AM
(98 days ago)
Old Man Winter has just arrived in Bumfuck, OR. Of course compared to me he should be called young man winter
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM
(135 days ago)
its stuck in my head..lol
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM
(135 days ago)
Bezoz loves the little shoppers, All the Little Shoppers in the World, Red, Yellow, Black Or White, He adores them on his Site, Bezos loves all the Little Shoppers in the World
Tue, 7-Nov-23 2:10 AM
(143 days ago)
planned obselescence...no not me...the three year old dishwasher on the fritz
Sat, 4-Nov-23 3:41 AM
(146 days ago)
20,000 steps, 3000 calories burned, 208 active zone minutes...good day for an old man
Thu, 2-Nov-23 2:42 AM
(148 days ago)
Mrs Moose is a Shakesperian Comedian...After a hard workout I stepped out of a cold shower and she said tis now the weiner of my discontent
Wed, 1-Nov-23 9:42 PM
(148 days ago)
If Ethel Merman was a Madam...her theme song would have been...There's No Business, like Ho Business, Like No Business I Know
Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:34 AM
(160 days ago)
Read this today. Made me chuckle. A matter of perspective. And no Im not contemplating anything. You are awe struck by the beauty of a waterfall, I see a river trying to commit suicide...
Sat, 14-Oct-23 6:19 PM
(166 days ago)
On the grocery list on the fridge I listed...OJ, AJ, &BJ. The Mrs said you better not be getting a BJ at the store. I said Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Bovine Juice..and you have a dirty mind
Tue, 19-Sep-23 3:18 AM
(192 days ago)
the first national cheeseburger day where Jimmy Buffet can enjoy a cheeseburger in paradise
Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:45 PM
(211 days ago)
opps what did the male ear of corn say to the female ear of corn?....Shuck my dick...dirty bad dad joke of the day
Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:43 PM
(211 days ago)
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Tue, 22-Aug-23 2:05 AM
(220 days ago)
tthe beer is telling me to renew my premium
Tue, 15-Aug-23 8:09 PM
(226 days ago)
105 at 1 pm, andvthis iscsuppose to be the coolest day of the week in bumfuck oregon
Thu, 27-Jul-23 2:47 AM
(246 days ago)
The Moose Method of getting back at your adult children. Put 10 pages of knock knock, dad jokes and groan worthy riddles in your 8 year old grand childs birthday card
Fri, 21-Jul-23 8:20 PM
(251 days ago)
R.I.P. Tony Bennett. Wonder if his Will has a provision that his heart is left in San Francisco....to soon?
Wed, 19-Jul-23 8:45 PM
(253 days ago)
I just filed a patent application...a device for us chronologically superior men who are a experiencing gravity elongating scrotums...the under the penis boulder holder
Mon, 17-Jul-23 7:37 PM
(255 days ago)
Windy and Very Hot here. Resembles living in a air fryer/convection oven
Fri, 14-Jul-23 7:56 PM
(258 days ago)
5 oclock came early today. I frusterate/grumpify easily in 100F + weather
Fri, 14-Jul-23 3:09 AM
(259 days ago)
moose nsfw dad joke of the day...asteroids are near Mars and Jupiter...however hemmorroids are near Uranus
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