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bulwinkle69's Recent Statuses
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:34 AM (5 days ago)
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March Madness...my alma mater into the sweet 16...for the 9th straight year
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Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?
(5 days ago)
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Go Zags!
(5 days ago)
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I'm just happy they knocked the Jayhawks out...... Bill self can blow me...........
(5 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:58 PM (15 days ago)
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tomorrow will be my 68th celebration of pi day....better yet I'll be 3 retirement years old...celebrating with cherry pie and Rogued ead guy pale ale
Damn, you beat me to it! Happy Pi Day, my friend. 🥧
(15 days ago)
Happy B/Pi day!
(15 days ago)
Happy Birthday!!
(14 days ago)
happy sunyear Bull
(14 days ago)
Happy Birthday!
(14 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:15 AM (26 days ago)
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I failed a test today. The COVID Test...guess all I got is a biatch of a sore throat
oh no sad Feel better soon!
(26 days ago)
It's goin around here. Feel better soon, bully!
(25 days ago)
Damn, hope you knock it out quick.
(25 days ago)
Get well soon amigo
(25 days ago)
The guy across the street got Covid last week, he had a few days of discomfort, he's doing much better now, he's outside doing yard work right now.
(25 days ago)
Fri, 2-Feb-24 10:36 PM (55 days ago)
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biscuits and gravy for dinner...in honor of ground hog day
Actually I use to trap n hunt lots of them for farmers and my family loved groundhog mixed into chili.
(55 days ago)
sorry for the hijack. *goes back to lurking
(55 days ago)
Oh hell, how did I miss that?? Gotta watch the movie!!
(55 days ago)
my female offspring called it a good bad dad joke
(55 days ago)
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My dog is mad at you stealing her food
(55 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Jan-24 9:35 PM (69 days ago)
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After a week of single digit (farenheit) weather. 28 F feels like a heat wave
Agreed!!
(69 days ago)
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Bul, hope you're doing well. Spring golf is right around the corner!
(69 days ago)
You must live near us! 5F tonight!
(69 days ago)
Wow, it got that cold in Bumfuck? rolleyes Nice to see you, moosie. xx
(69 days ago)
Fri, 22-Dec-23 4:07 AM (98 days ago)
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Old Man Winter has just arrived in Bumfuck, OR. Of course compared to me he should be called young man winter
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Hi bul xxx
(98 days ago)
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM (135 days ago)
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its stuck in my head..lol
The theme tune from the Banana Splits?
(134 days ago)
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1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4, 4 bananas make a bunch and so do many more
(134 days ago)
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Ring ring ring banana phone!
(134 days ago)
an axe????? scared crying
(134 days ago)
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Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM (135 days ago)
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Bezoz loves the little shoppers, All the Little Shoppers in the World, Red, Yellow, Black Or White, He adores them on his Site, Bezos loves all the Little Shoppers in the World
Tue, 7-Nov-23 2:10 AM (143 days ago)
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planned obselescence...no not me...the three year old dishwasher on the fritz
I had a Whirlpool, yeah, it lasted about 3 years.
(143 days ago)
bought a used kitchen witk fridge n freezer (n stove) bought a new smaller fridge, its dead, freezer still running strong (bought it used 2007, lol)
(143 days ago)
btw new fridge was a whirlpool, freezer is not
(143 days ago)
Sucks! Worst experiences with Miele, Bosh & Siemens appliances. Only their engineers can repair so repaired 3 times then stopped working under 48h later. 6M without fully working hob.
(142 days ago)
They offered £150 Miele voucher on purchase or £60 contribution twds purchase of a temp hob. German appliances never again!
(142 days ago)
Sat, 4-Nov-23 3:41 AM (146 days ago)
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20,000 steps, 3000 calories burned, 208 active zone minutes...good day for an old man
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(146 days ago)
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I need to put on weight because I wont swollow the like of McYuckies burger etc....
(146 days ago)
Busy day!
(145 days ago)
That's sensational. Well done!
(145 days ago)
Thats very nice! smile
(145 days ago)
Thu, 2-Nov-23 2:42 AM (148 days ago)
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Mrs Moose is a Shakesperian Comedian...After a hard workout I stepped out of a cold shower and she said tis now the weiner of my discontent
To pee or not to pee, that is the question
(147 days ago)
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Wed, 1-Nov-23 9:42 PM (148 days ago)
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If Ethel Merman was a Madam...her theme song would have been...There's No Business, like Ho Business, Like No Business I Know
Everyone under 60 is asking who the fuck is Ethel Merman. 🤣🤣🤣
(147 days ago)
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Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:34 AM (160 days ago)
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Read this today. Made me chuckle. A matter of perspective. And no Im not contemplating anything. You are awe struck by the beauty of a waterfall, I see a river trying to commit suicide...
Sat, 14-Oct-23 6:19 PM (166 days ago)
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On the grocery list on the fridge I listed...OJ, AJ, &BJ. The Mrs said you better not be getting a BJ at the store. I said Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Bovine Juice..and you have a dirty mind
Which aisle for the BJ?
(166 days ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-23 3:18 AM (192 days ago)
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the first national cheeseburger day where Jimmy Buffet can enjoy a cheeseburger in paradise
Send the idea to Hallmark.
(192 days ago)
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Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:45 PM (211 days ago)
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opps what did the male ear of corn say to the female ear of corn?....Shuck my dick...dirty bad dad joke of the day
Cute moosey! Ello! 👋
(211 days ago)
You need a new joke book, moosie. xx
(211 days ago)
Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:43 PM (211 days ago)
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what did the male corn on t
Tue, 22-Aug-23 2:05 AM (220 days ago)
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tthe beer is telling me to renew my premium
oh yea corrupters of the elderly
(220 days ago)
Or folks that like beer and premium, Hi bul.
(220 days ago)
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i like premium, my relationship with beer is far more intimate..lol
(220 days ago)
I have spent along long time without premium and now with hubbies hours being cut again I can't afford it, It sucks Good luck in your choice and have another "beer" lol
(220 days ago)
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sorry bout your economic woos...may they not last long
(220 days ago)
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Tue, 15-Aug-23 8:09 PM (226 days ago)
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105 at 1 pm, andvthis iscsuppose to be the coolest day of the week in bumfuck oregon
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107 high for today here in southcentral WA. Serious bummer.
(226 days ago)
Wow! That's crazy hot, moosie. Hotter than California. I recommend lots of ice.
(226 days ago)
new heat pump is working just fine. Havent seen any birds at the bird feeder, they may have gotten cooked
(226 days ago)
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They're probably under a tree somewhere. rolleyes
(226 days ago)
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Thu, 27-Jul-23 2:47 AM (246 days ago)
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The Moose Method of getting back at your adult children. Put 10 pages of knock knock, dad jokes and groan worthy riddles in your 8 year old grand childs birthday card
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Fri, 21-Jul-23 8:20 PM (251 days ago)
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R.I.P. Tony Bennett. Wonder if his Will has a provision that his heart is left in San Francisco....to soon?
He was 96 and still performing a short while ago, one of the greats, will not see his like again anytime soon.RIP
(251 days ago)
How would I be in 33 years time🤔…….half the life I’ve lived already…….but scary actually
(251 days ago)
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I'd be 99 in 33 years,,,highly doubt I'll make that, nor would want to...
(251 days ago)
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RIP for sure. I swear I think he was on tour last week!!
(251 days ago)
Bulwinkle, it was great that in his last years he didn’t let alzheimers get in his way and kept recording. RIP to a true gentleman
(250 days ago)
Wed, 19-Jul-23 8:45 PM (253 days ago)
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I just filed a patent application...a device for us chronologically superior men who are a experiencing gravity elongating scrotums...the under the penis boulder holder
Can I invest in this undoubtedly important device for us oldies? Yo Moose; )
(253 days ago)
Sounds like it could be either a great success or a load of bollocks
(253 days ago)
is it a Happy Sack for a Sad Sac?
(253 days ago)
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im expecting to make tens of dollars
(253 days ago)
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Mon, 17-Jul-23 7:37 PM (255 days ago)
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Windy and Very Hot here. Resembles living in a air fryer/convection oven
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- - air fryer - put mine in the trash - a load of crap - -
(255 days ago)
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Hoping it cools off for those stuck in it, but we don't want it either...
(255 days ago)
Fri, 14-Jul-23 7:56 PM (258 days ago)
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5 oclock came early today. I frusterate/grumpify easily in 100F + weather
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🤮 sorry to hear bul
(258 days ago)
If I wasnt bitchin bout somethin ..it would mean ive attained room temperature..lol
(258 days ago)
My threshold is lower - 80f
(258 days ago)
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Fri, 14-Jul-23 3:09 AM (259 days ago)
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moose nsfw dad joke of the day...asteroids are near Mars and Jupiter...however hemmorroids are near Uranus
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