theroyalcouple's Recent Statuses
Wed, 8-May-24 8:54 AM
(2 days ago)
I have serious concerns about the user name if a recent status update. But if I say anything I'll be the asshole.
Tue, 7-May-24 1:40 PM
(3 days ago)
Better late than never, Hey AGR? 😝😝
Sun, 5-May-24 4:24 AM
(5 days ago)
Things you don't see at the supermarket: middle aged people in leather bondage outfits with exposed nipples.
Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:28 AM
(17 days ago)
After seeing some weird pics on here I'm going to think twice if a random man asks to borrow my pen.
Mon, 22-Apr-24 4:13 PM
(18 days ago)
If the prostitute dies while you're fucking her, don't worry. You'll get the second hour for free! 😝😝
Thu, 18-Apr-24 2:32 PM
(22 days ago)
Mrs RC and I were in ALDI today and saw a lady we had 3 or 4 3somes with way back in 2008/9. Not seen her since then.
Wed, 17-Apr-24 7:04 AM
(23 days ago)
This is a great day in history. First login to NN on our new computer. Boobs look even better!
Thu, 11-Apr-24 3:52 PM
(29 days ago)
Gotta go. Cya tomoz. Go get a dog up ya. 😝😝😝
Tue, 9-Apr-24 1:52 PM
(31 days ago)
Boob jobs. 1 in 100 looks natural. The other 99 look like that belong in one of those 1800's travelling freak shows. They just ain't sexy at all.
Thu, 4-Apr-24 3:42 AM
(36 days ago)
Showing face on NN: I don't think anyone at all has been recognised in public by another NN member.
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:47 PM
(41 days ago)
We need to kick out new status people because they're idiots and keep it to our clique of sane, rational and sexy friends
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:29 AM
(41 days ago)
Was he crucified? Was he done in by the lawman? Are you satisfied that he'll never ride again? Some people say he got away; they say he never died at all If that story's true, does it bother you, my f
Sat, 30-Mar-24 6:36 AM
(41 days ago)
Ugh 😖 there a guy who thinks I'm his best friend, but I'm really not. He's going to ring in 5 mins. Aarrghhh. I hate phone calls
Thu, 28-Mar-24 8:12 AM
(43 days ago)
If you did it, but said you didn't, that means you did it.
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:57 PM
(47 days ago)
Happy birthday to Mrs RC. Please help her celebrate by having big world wide parties for her. 🎉🎉🎉♥️🌹🎂🍻🥂🍾🍺
Thu, 21-Mar-24 8:22 AM
(50 days ago)
Just ordered 3 pizzas. Forgot to update my address. Pizzas now being delivered to an AirBnB in Noble Park, Victoria. 800 km away!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:22 AM
(51 days ago)
Who remembers SunGod_dess? Wonder what happened to her?
Fri, 15-Mar-24 8:53 PM
(56 days ago)
Ooohhh ok. The little + thingy.
Wed, 13-Mar-24 8:48 PM
(58 days ago)
Free coffee from Melissa at OTR this morning. Thanks you sexy.
Mon, 11-Mar-24 11:07 PM
(60 days ago)
Reverifyed. Thanks you. But the PM you sent says.....
Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:33 PM
(63 days ago)
43c forecast for today. Going to put a jacket on and turn up the heater. Ugh 🥴🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Fri, 8-Mar-24 12:19 PM
(63 days ago)
Shaq, I'm in bed on my mobile phone and NN had fucked up again so I can't reply to your porno topic. It's a good topic though.
Thu, 7-Mar-24 1:03 PM
(64 days ago)
Feeling down? Always remember: when the butterfly turns into the ugly frog, the prince goes for a beer.
Wed, 6-Mar-24 3:41 AM
(65 days ago)
Lol. Is it good or bad if the notification bell says (!)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 9:54 AM
(68 days ago)
The only good thing about tomorrow being Monday is one day closer to something better.
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