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Fri, 23-Feb-24 4:31 PM (19 minutes ago)
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The pool here has a mini (12-14"wink waterfall from the spa into the pool. It's just loud enough to drown out most other neighborhood noise. So soothing, & makes it hard to get motivated! 😉
ksaint likes this
I have the sliders wide open out to the pool cage. It's 75 & sunny, might stay right here on the couch all day!
(16 minutes ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 4:26 PM (23 minutes ago)
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W przygotowaniu.
Fri, 23-Feb-24 3:54 PM (56 minutes ago)
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It's Friday and I'm horny as hell
The other days not so much then?
(29 minutes ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 3:45 PM (1 hour ago)
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Full moon in Virgo Saturday 7:30 AM EST dontchaknow
I’m a Virgo and I’ll show you a full moon. 🤣
(29 minutes ago)
Onionheart likes this
Sometimes I come here to NN and I sent the picture selector to Butts/Ass and I enjoy all the shapes and sizes and colors, it goes on forever.
(17 minutes ago)
smitten4u likes this
kiss all the lovely bums i do
(15 minutes ago)
smitten4u likes this
I’ve been obsessed with beautiful butts since I was a child. Got older and found out you can use them for sex!
(15 minutes ago)
smitten4u and Onionheart like this
I once was lost in the butts/ass section. Couldn't find my way out and it was wonderful!
(15 minutes ago)
Onionheart likes this
Fri, 23-Feb-24 2:18 PM (2 hours ago)
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Does anyone want to have a textual relationship with me send me a message we can exchange numbers
tracytvsubslut likes this
Fri, 23-Feb-24 2:10 PM (2 hours ago)
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If she spoons me, we sleep.
Fri, 23-Feb-24 2:04 PM (2 hours ago)
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Has hounddog67 been seen yet, or is he still shaking his willy? raspberry
Fri, 23-Feb-24 2:01 PM (2 hours ago)
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Stick with me but I have a funny story.
McPhallus likes this
Got pulled over in a drink driving spot check. Female officer asked if I had anything to drink. I hadn’t. She asked what was in the black bag on my passenger seat.
(2 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Beer is usually sold with them. I told her some rope, lube and some other things. She proceeded to check and boy did her face turn beat red.
(2 hours ago)
McPhallus and bimarriedbottom like this
Fri, 23-Feb-24 2:00 PM (2 hours ago)
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what the fuck
Fri, 23-Feb-24 1:06 PM (3 hours ago)
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Friday lunchtine and horny - watching some porn and wishing someone was here just as horny so we could cum together and enjoy the afternoon. Lots of cum to be spurted - any ideas?
tracytvsubslut likes this
Shame we aren't so far apart, I would love some naughty afternoon delight xx
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 12:01 PM (4 hours ago)
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Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yah, it wasn't that. blink!
Fri, 23-Feb-24 10:28 AM (6 hours ago)
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anyone near Blackburn Lancs .. i need some fun
tracytvsubslut likes this
Fri, 23-Feb-24 5:47 AM (11 hours ago)
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Just a quick check,then off to bake peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.
Sounds amazing! I’d weigh 400 pounds if we were married! 🤣
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Why does everyone ruin everything with chocolate chips?..
(2 hours ago)
Can I have a cookie? Hi Cuddle Buddy.
(2 hours ago)
mmmmmm .. I'll take a dozen and gladly pay you with good pussy licking
(1 hour ago)
RUINED WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS ?????? WTF?????? 😂😂😂
(30 minutes ago)
smitten4u likes this
Fri, 23-Feb-24 2:42 AM (14 hours ago)
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Hey everyone! 😊
hey boobz ! nice to see you , hope all is well smile x
(9 hours ago)
Sorry I missed you lovely boobz xxx
(9 hours ago)
BnB!! 😘🤗🤗
(4 hours ago)
A belated good morning
(4 hours ago)
Hi Boobz
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 1:34 AM (15 hours ago)
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10c today. -15c by tomorrow afternoon. Weird freaking winter
That is really the only way to be comfortable but it isn't cheap
(15 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
It's been the warmest winter here in my lifetime.
(14 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass and juicy like this
I liked that you commented Lenny. I am not liking the warm winter sad
(14 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
It makes me wonder what summer is going to be like.
(13 hours ago)
tugking70 and MitchandDaisy like this
Try coming to Texas I leave my coats in my truck al the time
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 12:35 AM (16 hours ago)
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Back laters. Stay sexy.
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:57 PM (16 hours ago)
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The teacher asked Timmy: Why did you take your cat to school today? Timmy answered: I heard dad say to mom : I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids are at school later. 😂😂
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:41 PM (17 hours ago)
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You're really swell, I have to admit you Deserve expressions that really fit you And so I've racked my brain, hoping to explain All the things that you do to me
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:12 PM (17 hours ago)
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Do u think Japanese dogs bark in Japanese? OK yea maybe I shouldn't be without my adhd meds this long
Yes. I can tell the nationality of any dog by its accent.
(17 hours ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 11:08 PM (17 hours ago)
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Meanie!
McPhallus likes this
You always have some for me 😈😉 xxx
(16 hours ago)
True 😁 weltrusten moppie xx
(16 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
I want to see some make up spanking just saying girls lol 👋
(6 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Hmmmmmm Freckles…Shaq….spanking….now we know Shaq likes butt stuff…mmmmmmm I’d watch that! 😂😂😂
(4 hours ago)
shaqila and McPhallus like this
See.. I KNEW it was a bad idea to say that!
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 10:38 PM (18 hours ago)
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NN told me to update my status. Being who i am, i tend to do as Im told. So. Status. New. Here.
Who says i have any on?
(17 hours ago)
OK then, I stand corrected smile
(17 hours ago)
Grrrrr.......
(17 hours ago)
Nobody ever does what I tell them to do.
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Maybe bimarried should change your name to Simon?
(2 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 9:55 PM (18 hours ago)
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Risking getting Cooties for her
Thu, 22-Feb-24 8:41 PM (20 hours ago)
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The simple joy of knowing I will still wake at around 4am, but I have no work to get up for..
Best things in life are free.
(19 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
No need for alarm
(18 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 7:28 PM (21 hours ago)
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Alcohol free beer is a lot like food that’s just lacking in salt.
Dragon’s Milk sounds really naughty!
(11 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
there should be no such thing, needs a diff name, beer is beer, its booze lol
(9 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Well Becks tastes exactly like beer,right down to the placebo light headedness
(9 hours ago)
I will explain my special connection with Beer if you wish...eek..
(8 hours ago)
I did hear a joke about zero percent beer the other day lol I won't post it here but it was funny .....
(7 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 5:43 PM (23 hours ago)
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Naughty single ladies feel free to message me x
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