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Thu, 30-Mar-23 11:54 PM (6 minutes ago)
Penetrate, Penetrate All the simple minds They adore, what a bore how they stand in line Dilate, Dilate.......
Thu, 30-Mar-23 11:37 PM (23 minutes ago)
"In this hole that is me.. Left with a heart exhausted.. What's my release? What sets me free? Do you pull me up just to push me down again?"
Thu, 30-Mar-23 10:56 PM (1 hour ago)
I removed my memory card from my camera and now I can't remember what I did with it. True story. 
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I guess the good good news is Its not like you are with IMF on Mission Impossible, so you do not have to worry about it self destructing before you find it..😉.
MissAshlee likes this
Yes i do, Smit. At least now that you reminded me. I had forgotten about that crackhead.
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Thu, 30-Mar-23 10:01 PM (2 hours ago)
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
… There are no books like a dame, And nothing looks like a dame, There are no drinks like a dame, And nothing thinks like a dame, Nothing acts like a dame, Or attracts like a dame...
(2 hours ago)
That explains why he stays in those 2 states.
(45 minutes ago)
I think she's all about that coin
(42 minutes ago)
Thu, 30-Mar-23 6:56 PM (5 hours ago)
Relaxing in the tu, soaking. Recovering from a lunch time fucking by hubby and his three friends! Cum in every hole!
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Thu, 30-Mar-23 6:10 PM (5 hours ago)
Cowboys in the old West used to hang lanterns on their saddles at night to help them find their way home, this was an early form of saddle light navigation.
Thu, 30-Mar-23 5:17 PM (6 hours ago)
Tonight's safe word I'd "Meatloaf" because I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that 😖
Thu, 30-Mar-23 5:11 PM (6 hours ago)
A man and woman, who had been married 40 years, both 60 years old, were walking along a beach when they spotted something in the sand that had been washed up from the sea. Upon examination it turned
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Thu, 30-Mar-23 5:01 PM (6 hours ago)
Just over 5 inches,I thought this was about a large snowfall at first....afternoon lovelies,anyone miss me,I got lost
...oh and yes I made more 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪
...oh and yes I made more 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪
Good afternoon Adele, I would love to taste your cookies and... Ummm as I was saying, thanks for the afternoon chuckle all 😊😘
(4 hours ago)
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Thu, 30-Mar-23 4:53 PM (7 hours ago)
A magic genie tells Tom, “I can make anything of yours disappear!” Tom: [raises his mug]: Okay, get rid of my tea. Genie: Poof! om: It didn’t work.
