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Wed, 7-Dec-22 9:26 AM (38 minutes ago)
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well, it aint gonna suck itself now is it?
Actually, it does suck when it's by itself.
(19 minutes ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 8:38 AM (1 hour ago)
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My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she’s sick of it. I’m quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
Raven2005, Mr_Elmo, cath68 and smitten4u like this
You got benched?
(1 hour ago)
smitten4u likes this
Hell, he got cut from the squad.
(17 minutes ago)
smitten4u likes this
Wed, 7-Dec-22 7:34 AM (2 hours ago)
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Love me or hate me, both are in my favour.... If you love me I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind. - William Shakespeare smile
KiwiPic likes this
Wed, 7-Dec-22 6:52 AM (3 hours ago)
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It's so cold here..my nipples are 2 M&Ms high!!!
somefunbum likes this
Peanut or chocolate?
(3 hours ago)
I may have exaggerated. K 1 chocolate. Lol
(3 hours ago)
Looks like the NN iNNch has made its way to nipples
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Lol I'm not compensating...but momma did say it's rude to point!
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 6:28 AM (3 hours ago)
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Can’t beat some tasty nuts in your mouth for breakfast
k12agy1 and mojo75nz like this
Whatcha eating? Nut 'n' Honey!
(3 hours ago)
Lol babe I did watch something similar smile it went like this ..what do you call nuts on the wall walnuts what do you call nuts on your chest chest nuts what do you call nuts on your chin
(44 minutes ago)
A mouth fall 😂 xxxx
(43 minutes ago)
captain__82 likes this
dont forget the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts, beer nut 1.99, deer nuts, under a buck.....tis the season , sorry, lol
(41 minutes ago)
captain__82 and mojo75nz like this
Wed, 7-Dec-22 4:02 AM (6 hours ago)
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Feels like I sat on a fire hydrant
LOVEXXXPORN and somefunbum like this
dog pee on your leg too?
(36 minutes ago)
Damn, a dog peed on both of you?!? What a coincidence.
(18 minutes ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 3:59 AM (6 hours ago)
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Update: So I went to the bank and the manager suggested I just use the card as an ATM card and spend the $10. So I did. Goodnight, status dwellers.
Couldn't you have transferred an extra $10 in to be able to get a $20 bill out?
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 3:08 AM (6 hours ago)
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I'm close to very few people, but those few people mean everything to me,they know who they are. : )
Wed, 7-Dec-22 2:48 AM (7 hours ago)
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Merry XMAS everyone!!! Where is all the naughty Santa's and helpers?
mrjimm, LOVEXXXPORN and somefunbum like this
Merry Xmas to you too. And I pay Santa for his naughty female list 😏
(6 hours ago)
Looking at your pics I guess its true what Santa says....HoHoHo....lol.
(6 hours ago)
Ohh and Merry XXX Mas too you as well
(6 hours ago)
I’m right here 😉👍
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 2:41 AM (7 hours ago)
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I'm feeling kinda sassy. I might be overtired. lol or..... just sassy.
somefunbum likes this
I'm just plain tired
(6 hours ago)
mrjimm likes this
Wed, 7-Dec-22 2:16 AM (7 hours ago)
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And if I did the things I oughta....You still would not be mine....So I'll keep a tight grip on the bottle....Gettin' loose and killin' time............................
Drinkin' instead of workin', tug? wink
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 2:08 AM (7 hours ago)
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Hoping to get more than just my presents opened this Christmas season.
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Wed, 7-Dec-22 1:57 AM (8 hours ago)
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Humans cannot detect wet. We can only perceive temperature and texture.
Nah didya, that's just you're perception of these changes in temp. and texture. You're brain tells you that it must be wet, but it doesn't know for sure.
(3 hours ago)
Why do certain parts of our body wrinkle when wet? I Googled... interesting.
(1 hour ago)
Either constricting blood vessels or the outer layer of skin puffs up, depends which website you land on.
(42 minutes ago)
But the water can be any temperature, so is the skin detecting wetness?
(40 minutes ago)
I looked on a BBC site. There was some discussion about how the skin wrinkles to provide better grip when wet, but this does not seem to be proven.
(38 minutes ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 1:47 AM (8 hours ago)
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sometimes *sigh*
So very true...hey sunshine : )
(7 hours ago)
Artistic likes this
hey Agr, back on track smile
(7 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Nope, tweren't me. wink
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 1:11 AM (8 hours ago)
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Lines up with boner for inspection. Miss the old days when the ladies would just go for it...now its the seems like hours waiting for her to check and make sure there aren't any errant hairs, etc....
lennynatural and smitten4u like this
It's meant to be playfully joking, for the most part.
(8 hours ago)
Got all excited and went to see if you posted,then realized you can'tsad
(7 hours ago)
Guess I never thought of it that way until you mentioned it....ugh Night Ginger, sweet dreams smile
(7 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
You going to bed sexy,well sweet dreams 💋 😘
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 1:01 AM (9 hours ago)
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I’m getting to an age where i should use the ‘mature males’ category, but just like the slow lane on highways, i just don’t want to admit i belong there 🤷‍♂️🤭
*Puts on the Eagles "Life In The Fast Lane" just for Jersey_Girl
(7 hours ago)
Mr_Elmo and Jersey__Girl like this
Aww, thanks, Lovex. I can't wait to listen to it again. heart
(6 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Jeez Elmo - at 49?!?! Give it a rest! You in 'mature men' would make us old? 60+ bastards feel like fossils!!!
(5 hours ago)
Mr_Elmo, shy28boy and MrsTrellis like this
50 is the new 40? 😂😂. You’re not wrong, maybe I’m just having a hard time (no pun intended) to reach the milestone 🤷‍♂️
(5 hours ago)
numbNNuts likes this
Does anyone actually care about those categories ? I just look for people still interested in sex 😊
(2 hours ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 1:00 AM (9 hours ago)
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Any married women want to private message each other? smile
I don't want to private message any married women.
(8 hours ago)
NaughtyKat and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Wed, 7-Dec-22 12:51 AM (9 hours ago)
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"I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives."
My Xmas gift to you will be 12 pennies to use when you find the one deserving of receiving your sharp knives. 💰 🔪
(8 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
well you dont need that many to be a good cook LOL
(8 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Lol well I've been given knives,must not look crazy 😜
(7 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Tue, 6-Dec-22 11:33 PM (10 hours ago)
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sex and the lack of it ,please help ,bigabner
Would love to help!
(9 hours ago)
Tue, 6-Dec-22 10:45 PM (11 hours ago)
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Any married woman on here that would suck my dick?
I have half of the qualifications, I am married. smile
(9 hours ago)
HardMarten632 likes this
isnt it less trouble if they be single??
(8 hours ago)
HardMarten632 likes this
Guess glory holes are out of the question. You would have no clue who was doing the sucking
(8 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and mrjimm like this
smoooooth
(7 hours ago)
Tue, 6-Dec-22 9:50 PM (12 hours ago)
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Nudles to use , any ideas?
heydidyagrabmyass and mrjimm like this
Identify a poor soul, non-prem, gift them 5 Nudles, for 24hrs of prem. (I tell 'em you've got 24 hours to wear out your dick!)
(11 hours ago)
captain__82 likes this
Hi Tarker: )
(11 hours ago)
Tarkers1 likes this
Hi Adele, how’s things ? x
(10 hours ago)
I like Smitt's idea, but Mrs. T has a good idea too
(9 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
throw them out of a 20th story window and watch pandemonium ensue below as people fight and grab. ohhhhh wait.... virtual currency......
(7 hours ago)
juicy and MrsTrellis like this
Tue, 6-Dec-22 9:34 PM (12 hours ago)
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Any kinky women in north West Indiana wanna get there pussy eaten
Tue, 6-Dec-22 9:01 PM (13 hours ago)
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Feliz martes! Happy Toesday!! 🦶🏽
NaughtyKat likes this
I was wondering where you were with your toes announcement! Gotta make them earlier for us in the future!
(12 hours ago)
Ecuadorean_guy and Mr_Elmo like this
@NaughtyKat foot sure I will next time! Lol
(10 hours ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
It sounds much better in English. Feliz dia de los dedos del pie....LOL
(8 hours ago)
NaughtyKat and Mr_Elmo like this
Claro que si Jersey 😆
(8 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Estamos de acuerdo. wink
(8 hours ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Tue, 6-Dec-22 8:47 PM (13 hours ago)
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My birthday is the 8th and I don't have a date.
That sucks. Not in the good way.
(12 hours ago)
Artistic and LEDshot like this
the 8th IS a date tongue
(12 hours ago)
Of course you have a date. It's 8th December 😜
(12 hours ago)
mrjimm likes this
^^ smartass 😘
(10 hours ago)
NaughtyKat and Artistic like this
Tue, 6-Dec-22 8:39 PM (13 hours ago)
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Horny as fuck
It’s a pandemic!!!!
(12 hours ago)
Must be something about this place 🤔
(12 hours ago)
I'm fucky as horn. it feels weird
(7 hours ago)
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