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Wed, 17-Apr-24 11:57 PM (1 day ago)
I'm not a a fan of most celebrities, but I wish Robin Williams was still alive. ✌🏼
I absolutely love that man 😭 always made me laugh
(1 day ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-24 3:16 PM (12 days ago)
I've been wanting a new audio receiver, amp and new speakers for too many yrs. Today is finally the day. Can't wait to get home and hook up the new gear. Music makes the world go around! 🔊🔊
I was definitely impressed with it at the store. Didn't get it set up yesterday, it'll have to be finished after work today.
(11 days ago)
Sat, 6-Apr-24 4:59 PM (13 days ago)
Actually feels like spring in the UK. Good bye miserable winter!
It's a sunny low humidity 80 degree here today. Days like these are hard to beat! 🌞
(13 days ago)
As we are in the uk, Sarah, we still has the April Showers to go..With luck, early summer will come in May...
(12 days ago)
LittleSarah likes this
Tue, 16-Apr-24 9:45 AM (3 days ago)
Getting back into the swing of things I gotta show some luv 💗 
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Wed, 10-Apr-24 8:48 PM (8 days ago)
Thank you for the warm welcome back!! My mindset is so much better to be posting here again 🥰
I have found it easiest to just not leave.
(8 days ago)
Wed, 10-Apr-24 7:29 AM (9 days ago)
Good morning sexy people! Hope you all have a safe and sexy day!
Fri, 19-Apr-24 5:45 AM (14 hours ago)
if people are mean to you, think of them as sand paper, you come out smooth and polished, they are stuffed and useless .... howdy pervy people
Wed, 17-Apr-24 7:04 AM (2 days ago)
This is a great day in history. First login to NN on our new computer. Boobs look even better!
twice as much!
Fri, 12-Apr-24 2:23 AM (7 days ago)
Well, I listened to juicy and now the PT and I are best friends. Hiya, everyone. 
... i know i wasn't when i didn't have my hip replaced 
Sun, 7-Apr-24 4:33 PM (12 days ago)
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.
Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:19 AM (19 hours ago)
He and I are like hot chocolate and marshmallows. He's hot and I want to be on top of him.
Thu, 18-Apr-24 8:25 PM (23 hours ago)
Summer is here, at least down here it is. Everyday pool time after work is a must! The gate is open, come on back!
Yeah thanks, Smit. I just got my hot water bottle back out of the cupboard.
(23 hours ago)
Clothing is always optional in our home.....
(4 hours ago)
Follows the crowd to the pool and wiggles in my new bikini bottoms!
(2 hours ago)
*sits in between naked Adele and topless Mellie in the deep end!
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 15-Apr-24 6:21 PM (4 days ago)
I finally got my big dildo all the way in my ass. I'm so proud😄
Thu, 18-Apr-24 11:46 PM (20 hours ago)
And if I accidentally like a status.. there is no way to take that back?
Like it again lol
(20 hours ago)
Just found out that where the like button is, changes to unlike!
(20 hours ago)
Thu, 18-Apr-24 11:15 AM (1 day ago)
Breaking news: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 toy horses inserted in his ass. Doctors have described his condition as stable! 
And if the dick pic happens to be accompanied by a topless man in jeans.. who am I to complain..
(1 day ago)
The good news is a lot of them are *the same photo* taken from we’ve so slightly different angles - so you can whittle it down a bit…
(1 day ago)
The number of photos, I mean. Do not start whittling dicks.
(1 day ago)
And thats why I normally only post 2 photos at a time, too many similar photos normally equals less comments/likes
(1 day ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I thought i had no dick pics, then i realised I was in every one... .
(1 day ago)
Tue, 16-Apr-24 12:54 PM (3 days ago)
Phone sex seems so hot in the movies... shame it's so mundane in reality.
I can't get my dick into the tiny holes in the phone handset no matter how much lube I use. I can't tell you how phones I've ruined trying that!
(2 days ago)
Mon, 15-Apr-24 10:18 AM (4 days ago)
I named my toilet "Jim" in stead of "John" Everyone is so impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim at least once a day! 
Sun, 14-Apr-24 7:46 AM (5 days ago)
Good morning pervs and pervettes! Time to make the donuts, have a great day!
One of the perks of my job 
(4 days ago)
Hiya, Shaq. x
Thu, 11-Apr-24 11:26 AM (8 days ago)
My wife told me her password is: MickeyMinnieGoffyDonaldPlotoHueyLouieDeweyDublin...because sheh was told her password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital. 
Sun, 7-Apr-24 10:36 AM (12 days ago)
i asked my wife why she married me. She said "because your are funny." I said I thought it was because i was good in bed." she said "See, you're hilarious!"
Thu, 18-Apr-24 11:43 AM (1 day ago)
That feeling when someone makes you feel so full of happiness that you think you will explode 🥰
Wed, 17-Apr-24 11:17 AM (2 days ago)
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. When I got him home he made a bolt for the door!
Sun, 14-Apr-24 7:01 PM (5 days ago)
There are good days and there are great days. Today was great, thank you.
*thought
(5 days ago)
My shoulder is feeling much better though! Doesn’t want the honeymoon period massages to come to an end 🤞🏻🤞🏻
(4 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 12:57 PM (5 days ago)
It's a "grab a fist full of hair and doggy me" kinda day 😏😈
Lmao Wod I'm kinky like that
(5 days ago)
My cellphone camera was constantly trying to adjust the exposure. The blinking light moving down to the left was just a plane flying by. The (almost) steady light to the left was Jupiter and the
(6 days ago)
I now have a Wilcox playlist on the go
(6 days ago)
Thu, 11-Apr-24 2:43 AM (8 days ago)
I'm back BISHES 🤣 Did you miss me? I explained everything in a new blog post and I will post some new stuff soon! Oh and I see while I was gone I won the Jiggling Butts competition WOO HOO 😁
Wish I looked like you. Should drop hiw your boobs are perfect and what your workout routine is.
(7 days ago)
seductivestacia likes this
Wed, 10-Apr-24 4:19 PM (9 days ago)
Hi Guys, if you are not premium now is the time!! Support this place and get way more functionality and good vibes!
Fucking typos and autocorrect. If I’d WON….
(8 days ago)
Sun, 7-Apr-24 6:52 PM (12 days ago)
My weekends are utterly awesome these days, but Sunday nights to Friday suck big sweaty balls. And that’s not a good thing - just to be clear 😂
They’re less crepey though NBI… and Raven this is true!
(10 days ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Fri, 19-Apr-24 10:29 AM (9 hours ago)
I accidentally pass my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick, she's still not talking to me.🤪
Sat, 13-Apr-24 8:15 PM (5 days ago)
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~Herm Albright
Fri, 12-Apr-24 8:40 PM (6 days ago)
I hope I get to see her tonight. Maybe say hello, or just catch her eye..maybe she’ll be at the show tonight.
But the genuine people more than make up for all that.
(6 days ago)
Fri, 12-Apr-24 8:29 PM (6 days ago)
Chocolate covered pretzels, bourbon, fuckin. In no particular order or kinda at the same time. What a great combination.