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Oh I missed it too! I’ve got a good excuse though, I was in the pub to toast you! Happy birthday! 🍾🥳
(103 days ago)
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Tue, 26-Dec-23 12:35 AM (121 days ago)
Is anyone here thinking of doing any new year's resolutions? If so then what are you thinking?
Edit: I just read the thread and got a stiffy 😱
(120 days ago)
I resolve to never again engage in a heated debate about pineapple on pizza
(120 days ago)
I'd like to stroke some of the not so furry things too. 
(120 days ago)
New Year’s Revolution . I’m all in.
(120 days ago)
Merry Christmas SEB! 🎅🎄 Hoping Santa brought you everything on your wish list!
(121 days ago)
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Wed, 11-Oct-23 1:58 PM (196 days ago)
What was the name of the 80's comedy TV show. It was about a bar which was run by a guy called Sam. Cheers to anyone who can help me.
Are you sure you're old enough to have put 15 years in on here sexy?
(202 days ago)
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You 40!? "I don't believe it!!" ~ Victor Meldrew
(202 days ago)
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I bet I know what day in January... lol I have a FaNNtastic way to remember here ..😉.
(202 days ago)
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No thanks...cos knowing my luck I would end up with my nose in the butt crack of some hairy arsed munter....so it's a no from me: D
(232 days ago)
TC, that's when it's time to simply drop out
(232 days ago)
It’s been a fantasy for decades. Every now and then a bell rings and you have to lick whatever is closest.
(231 days ago)
Mon, 4-Sep-23 5:16 PM (233 days ago)
Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.
i dont need tattoos. Ive lost track of my surgical scars
(233 days ago)
I wonder how many women would opt out of motherhood if they knew they might be stuck with a Caesarean scar for life.
(232 days ago)
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I had a c section and my scar is barely visible. Doesn't bother me in the least
(232 days ago)
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Fri, 25-Aug-23 6:40 PM (243 days ago)
I'm seriously thinking of finally posting topless pictures, Picture ideas are getting more difficult covering up all the time...
Angles, lighting, story telling, different perspectives, etc. I don’t think it matters what you post (that you’re happy with) because pervs always want more.
(241 days ago)
You know that the internet is collectively holding its breath ……. Currently blue - turning purple …. xx
(236 days ago)
Wed, 23-Aug-23 11:19 AM (245 days ago)
This place has been going 20 years now, in all these years we could have walked past members from here, and none of you knew.
Very true SEB, if you had your clothes on I'd never know it was you 
(245 days ago)
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That's why I always smile at strangers
(245 days ago)
Fri, 18-Aug-23 4:59 PM (250 days ago)
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Fri, 18-Aug-23 2:57 PM (250 days ago)
At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play for the last time, and nobody knew it.
Wonders if SEB want to migrate to Scotland to wear a kilt...
(245 days ago)
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Sat, 5-Aug-23 10:52 AM (263 days ago)
Happy birthday Lenny, i did bring a cake but someone has eaten it.
Was there ever really a cake? I feel duped!
(263 days ago)
Fri, 28-Jul-23 4:24 PM (271 days ago)
Some days i roll my eyes so hard i manage to check out my own arse.
I can imagine this eyerolling happens a lot. (Is not, I repeat not, checking out SEB’s bum)
(271 days ago)
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Sorry to say SEB.....I've never made it up to your eyes.........
(271 days ago)
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Mon, 24-Jul-23 6:02 PM (275 days ago)
Today i got a shock as i opened my refrigerator door to see my salad dressing
Your lucky Seb lol it could be a tossed salad mmmmm that might raise your dressing 😉
(274 days ago)
Thu, 20-Jul-23 6:37 PM (279 days ago)
Today i had Minted lamb, Gammon, Roast chicken, Rump and Sirloin steak, Honey pork belly, Garlic bread, Fries, and a pink Gin and Soda
It's 6 hours later after all that meat. How do you feel? Lol
(279 days ago)
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I had to google Gammon
(279 days ago)
I eat hot dogs. Can't be that scary
(279 days ago)
late there now and evening here...spinach artichoke pizza on the way
(283 days ago)
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Fri, 14-Jul-23 10:25 PM (285 days ago)
Some people are a little bit too trigger happy around here
Very very old reference..Roy Rogers..was Trigger happy
(285 days ago)
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my bad...the trigger is short and quick, but at least i pack a six shooter
(285 days ago)
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Thu, 6-Jul-23 9:13 AM (293 days ago)
Can any kind people please check my profile and tell me if it is viewable please...I'm getting people saying it isn't but i haven't changed anything....Thank you.
I checked. Wow I’m glad I did. It’s been a bit. 😈😈
(293 days ago)
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Definitely viewable, and definitely worth viewing
(293 days ago)
Viewable fine…and I adore your latest profile pic…beautiful eyes….
(290 days ago)
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Sun, 2-Jul-23 12:22 PM (297 days ago)
Ignore the people who are always talking behind your back, that's where they belong, behind you.
disclaimer .... disregard if you are a ventriloquist dummy... Good Morning Sexy SEB xoxo
xoxo
(297 days ago)
True. But one wrong word they're not only behind my back, they're on the ground! 
(297 days ago)
Can you turn around as I want to see what's behind you... Hmmm I'll rephrase that, I want to see your behind.
(297 days ago)