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Wed, 18-Mar-20 1:00 AM (4 years ago)
Looks like I now have to lower the gang bang from 500 to less than 100. May as well just cancel it
Make sure you wash your hands for 20 seconds first.
(4 years ago)
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Rollersquirrel and clittylicker like this
Sun, 24-Nov-19 9:50 AM (4 years ago)
Been pretty busy celebrating my cats birthday
rhinostool, hornyfukcer, GottaBeMe, shaqila, ClearCat286 and 2 others, owbiglineman and clittylicker like this
Happy Birthday! Also- Rollersquirrel is the BEST name on NN xXxXx
(4 years ago)
Did your pussy get any cream for her birthday?
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Wed, 29-Aug-18 2:30 AM (5 years ago)
Worst thing you've ever done because you were horny?
Hm...I looked into the phonebook, under section of personals and gave a call to one lady who was offering sex. She said she was doing it for paying off her studies....
(5 years ago)
Tardis likes this
...it was the best decision in my life-to not ever do it again. Never done it again. Worst sex possible when you pay someone for it. Thank goodness she was clean.
(5 years ago)
Fri, 2-Feb-18 12:21 AM (6 years ago)
Fantasy couple for 3 some? You can't pick prince Phillip & the queen. Already taken.
rhinostool and brendan80 like this
Fri, 10-Nov-17 10:13 AM (6 years ago)
There are way too many cocks in hotdog buns compared to donuts on cocks. If you want to seduce me slide a donut on it.
coldfish1, flitterbee, clittylicker, mnply18, Mr.Fin and 7 others, zencoach, Dickit_dastardly, Tceej, LookingforDave, miss_molly, cplhunter69 and luckyxphil2 like this
Fri, 6-Oct-17 10:23 AM (6 years ago)
Ladies check your boobs while you're doing the ToF thing, breast cancer awareness month
Mr.Fin, somefunbum, mikh583, flitterbee, metalwork and 6 others, Allure, clittylicker, zencoach, msbehavin101, boob-man and Burger80 like this
Can I check yours Roller? xx
(6 years ago)
flitterbee and Rollersquirrel like this
or let me check them for you ..free and personal service ..i can visit you at your home ..place of work ...or the coffee shop around the corner
(6 years ago)
Will, your two latest pics! Wow, sexy as hell.
(6 years ago)
thatwilldome likes this
Trust me Papda they are Point and shoot. Nothing special. I got lucky I think.
(6 years ago)
Mon, 11-Sep-17 7:35 AM (6 years ago)
I wish a guy would chase after me like these fucking magpies do
SpunkFlute2, Danthaman827, flitterbee, Alan4uLadies, hackelberry77 and 3 others, somefunbum, clittylicker and cplhunter69 like this
Sun, 11-Jun-17 12:02 PM (6 years ago)
convfefe under Clittys desk, this could take awhile
Stop talking with your mouth full Roller - you mispronounced covfefe!!
(6 years ago)
It's good Raver, Roller could suck a basketball through a garden hose.
(6 years ago)
Sat, 3-Jun-17 10:43 AM (6 years ago)
Would you rather have to wear someone else's undies or use their tooth brush?
ilovepussy and Mr.Fin like this
Kissed???...I love to eat a puss through the undies they have been making a wetspot in from all those pussjuices, and I can assure you I would have more than kissed those swollen lips through the knix
(6 years ago)
I'll use Sara's toothbrush and wear her panties on my face. I'm crazy like that.
(6 years ago)
sdredd922 likes this
Well, I'd wear your undies if you actually owned any!!
(6 years ago)
Wed, 10-May-17 5:49 AM (7 years ago)
I'm dead which means I can't answer any messages at this time
powermanp3, Chuck-81, flitterbee, clittylicker, Diggingdeeper and 2 others, rhinostool and Raven2005 like this
just curious...are you getting a shit ton inquiry on overstock of the pineapple flavoring to send them?
(6 years ago)
Tue, 18-Apr-17 4:43 AM (7 years ago)
Two pics to verify? I can't find the thing with all the rules
Artistic, 000max, OLDKellybean1983, cheekypaul, Chuck-81 and 3 others, Diggingdeeper, coldfish1 and cplhunter69 like this
With or without that yellow shield, Roller, you sure look like the real thing to me. (Actually tbh, 'unreal' is a better descriptor...)
(7 years ago)
I only did it for the mandatory 2 angle root from Clitty
(7 years ago)
clittylicker and bOObzman like this
Thu, 23-Mar-17 5:34 AM (7 years ago)
What celebs do you think are on here? Warnie pm me please
Thu, 16-Mar-17 3:45 AM (7 years ago)
My hobbies include taking lots of photos of my cat and pretending I don't take lots of photos of my cat
steelrat60, Chuck-81, indaeye, clittylicker, jester_smiles and 6 others, quietwacpl, happyhumper69, shy_professor, ~Wenchie~, irish25 and WendySilvia like this
have you got a photo of your cat wearing a little suit. Or mittens?
(7 years ago)
Fri, 3-Mar-17 5:17 AM (7 years ago)
Inspirational, motivational books, movies, people? I love these sort of things (especially sports) recommendations?
i heard about a good book about a young squash player who made good. Cats on the Court or something like that ....
(7 years ago)
Mon, 13-Feb-17 10:50 AM (7 years ago)
I tried to go to the live cams but all it did was send me to another site? Like no nn members.? Is that all it is or is it because I'm on mobile viewing? Anyone? Don't go jumping to conclusions why I'
Fuknfreak2 likes this
owbiglineman, imnotreallyhere2, rhinostool, tickle_me_elmo, _camsome_ and 2 others, PhilYouUp and Chuck-81 like this
You fucked Christian Grey with a foam roller?
(7 years ago)
Fri, 10-Feb-17 6:19 AM (7 years ago)
What would you rather be a woman with a penis or a man with a vagina?
I'm a traditionalist - so erm ... I like being a man with a cock and my preference is a woman with a pussy.
(7 years ago)
gonzo you also selected dick? Sorry I'm not gay. It's cool but pass.
(7 years ago)
Hmmm and you're lord of the rebels?.. Why is no one picking man gina
(7 years ago)
yes ... and as such, I find myself incredibly attracted to the femininity of a woman.
(7 years ago)
Tue, 20-Dec-16 11:35 AM (7 years ago)
My favourite kind of pics? The ones where I can see what sorta stuff you've got in your house. There should be a category for that.
brendan80, luvlabias, sdredd922, Chuck-81, DubbleStrubble and 5 others, 12gaugefan, cheekypaul, Persephone_brown, bOObzman and shy_professor like this
I saw a pic once with a stain on the sheets! I kept going back to look cause I couldn't figure out what it was.
(7 years ago)
Too funny R.S.....do you prefer to be called Roller or Squirrel?
(7 years ago)
I pay particular attention to the bathroom pics. It's amazing how many people forget to put their creams & pill bottles away. I've seen hemmi creams, vaginal rash creams, antibiotics, birth control.
(7 years ago)
Mon, 19-Dec-16 9:50 AM (7 years ago)
I've realised marriage is nothing more than a piece of paper and standing really close to your partner in Kmart so you can blame them for the fart
clittylicker, stock2, JasonLoux, brianhot1, happyhumper69 and 6 others, somefunbum, luvlabias, denise20, nosanity, brendan80 and PandaCple like this
Tue, 13-Dec-16 10:56 AM (7 years ago)
Doesn't anyone care to even asl anymore? This world is fucked
Fuknfreak2 and brendan80 like this
Mon, 5-Dec-16 4:27 AM (7 years ago)
What is your masturbation heartrate? Don't act like you haven't checked it before
Eyegazer44 and brendan80 like this
Nope I changed my game.. no more jack hammer turnip.
(7 years ago)
SweetnSassy13 likes this
The better question perhaps is who can focus on checking their heart rate when they do it right.. lol
(7 years ago)
nosanity likes this
don't tell anyone but i wear my fitbit while masturbating to get my daily step count up xxx
(7 years ago)
SpicedPumpkin and kimberly_1229 like this
Sun, 4-Dec-16 11:25 AM (7 years ago)
Can anyone else see the invisible guy in these photos cause I swear it's all just delicious snacks??
coldfish1 likes this
sorry, all i can see is you....your incredibly sexy body and a true fantasy
(7 years ago)
Like like will have to ruin my weekend and inspect all you pictures thoroughly
(7 years ago)
Not mine, there's a guy who hides in snacks and various things, like where's Wally. I'm worried he's in my cupboard just eating everything and I'm unaware of it
(7 years ago)
I got my dick caught in my zipper when my gf's mom walked in
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
You're six feet tall. I will wait until you're finished with me and let you know.
(7 years ago)
Rollersquirrel likes this
How did ya get the beans above the sausage, hey?
(7 years ago)
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