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Onionheart's Recent Statuses
Thu, 11-Apr-24 12:21 AM (7 days ago)
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Willy Nelson says there are only two types of men in this world
those who Are madly in love with Linda Ronstadt – – –
(7 days ago)
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and those who haven't her yet.
(7 days ago)
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*porked .... ???
(7 days ago)
Wed, 27-Mar-24 6:44 PM (22 days ago)
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Jump to bottom
Jumps on top..hey my sexy friend 🧡
(22 days ago)
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no, it's just a jump to the left .... sneaky
(22 days ago)
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Sun, 24-Mar-24 3:38 PM (25 days ago)
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Full moon in Libra at 3 AM EDT tomorrow Monday 25 dontcha know
i was born w waxing moon in Libra dontchaknow
(25 days ago)
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Yep. Full Moon on Monday. Duran Duran told me. cool
(25 days ago)
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Btw it's good to see you Onionheart. Smashingly beautiful day today after that jackass storm we had. wink
(25 days ago)
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This I did not know.
(24 days ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-24 2:56 PM (39 days ago)
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New Moon in Pisces at 5:00 a.m. EDT dontchaknow
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for the same reason i had you blocked for many years
(39 days ago)
You blocked because I don't want to know about Pisces?
(39 days ago)
because ya got no manners
(39 days ago)
Oh. Probs true. 🌙
(39 days ago)
^ new moon
(39 days ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 3:45 PM (55 days ago)
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Full moon in Virgo Saturday 7:30 AM EST dontchaknow
kiss all the lovely bums i do
(55 days ago)
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I’ve been obsessed with beautiful butts since I was a child. Got older and found out you can use them for sex!
(55 days ago)
smitten4u and Onionheart like this
I once was lost in the butts/ass section. Couldn't find my way out and it was wonderful!
(55 days ago)
Onionheart likes this
Every time I go to photos, I get annoyed and start reporting. I don’t go to photos anymore.
(55 days ago)
But I love a full moon 👍
(55 days ago)
Wed, 24-Jan-24 5:38 PM (85 days ago)
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The full moon in Leo will be at 12:54 pm EDT tomorrow dontchaknow
We Capricorns don’t believe in all that bollocks
(85 days ago)
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But the unicorns do.
(85 days ago)
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Sun, 21-Jan-24 4:57 PM (88 days ago)
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Hail Mary, full of grace, 40 chickens in a race, you take six I'll take seven, pretty soon we will all be in heaven.
Yeah but what about the other 27?
(88 days ago)
Hahaha hey my sexy friend xxx
(88 days ago)
Grace obviously using a strap on? Lucky Mary.
(88 days ago)
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Sat, 9-Dec-23 3:43 PM (131 days ago)
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Watching the Three Stooges meet Hercules. I first saw it when I was nine years old.
it was the first time I saw a real bodybuilder. I always thought it was Steve Reeves.
(131 days ago)
But it really was Samson Burke as Hercules, and he came from Montreal!
(131 days ago)
When I saw all his sculpted muscle, my little chin hit the floor
(131 days ago)
so, u ok there talking to yaselfs? tongue
(131 days ago)
plenty ok in fact, I highly recommend it
(131 days ago)
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Thu, 30-Nov-23 2:22 PM (140 days ago)
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So what's happening with the Large Hardon Collider over there in Europe? I am just curious.
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...else
(140 days ago)
howdy bonjour to the both of youse
(140 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
they are hotboxing it
(140 days ago)
Onionheart likes this
I don't know Onion. Subatomic particles make up everything so I never believe anything they tell me.
(139 days ago)
lennynatural and Onionheart like this
Not sure if this is what you mean, but they're hoping to build one around 4 times the diameter.
(139 days ago)
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Thu, 16-Nov-23 6:12 PM (154 days ago)
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I have not enjoyed myself so much making photo comments, but today seems very special in that regard.
Probably made 25 comments or more so far today.
(154 days ago)
And thank you so much for the comments!
(154 days ago)
Onionheart likes this
Commenting on pics is what I do most on NN.
(153 days ago)
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Sat, 28-Oct-23 2:52 PM (173 days ago)
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Full moon in Taurus at 4:54 pm EST dontcha know?
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Hello TC. I do enjoy the quieter days on the weekend. I am back to my own solitude. Good ear phones, and good music. I am still alive.
(173 days ago)
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A great combination! Disappear into your own sonic world: )
(173 days ago)
Onionheart likes this
perzackly
(173 days ago)
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I didn't appear in the obituaries this week...result
(173 days ago)
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ta da!
(173 days ago)
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Wed, 18-Oct-23 1:44 PM (183 days ago)
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Right now, in this moment, I got neurotransmitters up the wazoo.
Sat, 14-Oct-23 3:01 PM (187 days ago)
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Hail Mary Full of Grace. 40 chickens in a race.
Not quite yet! How is in Mt Real?
(187 days ago)
we had unusual heat last week, but now it is more like a fall day.
(187 days ago)
12 degrees on the centipede scale, probably not much warmer. A few wind gusts, but quite pleasant.
(187 days ago)
Similar here, unseasonably warm weather , but tonight it drops to 4C Autumn around the corner
(187 days ago)
No frost yet here. Still harvesting field tomatoes. Lots of pesto, please.
(187 days ago)
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Sat, 23-Sep-23 3:36 PM (208 days ago)
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the art of self revelation, dontchaknow
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Hi and bye xxx
(208 days ago)
Thu, 14-Sep-23 7:20 PM (217 days ago)
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It says in the Bible that King Solomon had many porcupines.
They multiply like rabbits.
(217 days ago)
Onionheart likes this
Onion, you quill me. tongue
(217 days ago)
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Thu, 27-Jul-23 2:56 PM (266 days ago)
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Rain and heavy rain here in Mount Real. I feel so guilty enjoying the rain here.
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Tue, 25-Jul-23 3:44 PM (268 days ago)
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You should ask your doctor to see if ecstatic surrender is right for you.
Change doctors maybe
(268 days ago)
Did you mean elastic suspenders?
(268 days ago)
Onionheart likes this
no, not perzackly the same thing
(268 days ago)
what yer talking about is what cha call elastic surrender, maybe
(268 days ago)
Had a doc once doing the annual prostate exam, I think he was checking my elasticity! 🤣 Neither of us surrendered. Well I didn’t anyway!
(268 days ago)
Thu, 20-Jul-23 2:51 PM (273 days ago)
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Listen to J.S. Bach Goldberg Variations played by Glenn Gould and look at all the naked people.
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Wed, 28-Jun-23 7:24 PM (295 days ago)
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that belgian shotput lady just steals my heart away so crazy much good!!!
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Jolien Boumkwo is her name
(295 days ago)
absolutely beautiful biomechanics!
(295 days ago)
radiant muscle intelligence
(295 days ago)
Wow!
(295 days ago)
Thu, 22-Jun-23 1:50 PM (301 days ago)
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Hail Mary, full of grace, 40 chickens in a race.
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you take six I'll take seven pretty soon we will all be in heaven.
(301 days ago)
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Thu, 18-May-23 2:43 PM (336 days ago)
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So remember, if talking about photosynthesis and consciousness gets you all hot and excited, send me a PM.
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Fri, 12-May-23 3:11 PM (342 days ago)
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My psychiatrist has stopped shaving her armpits again. She can't seem to make up her mind. Anyway.
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She's a psychiatrist, she'll figure it out. Maybe go with one shaved and the other furry. No law against that yet. ~ Wishing you a nice day on the Plateau, Onionheart, looking nice out there.
(342 days ago)
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the trees are exploding green green green
(342 days ago)
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c'est ma saison preferée
(342 days ago)
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Le printemps? J'avoue. I prefer summer. : )
(342 days ago)
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Thu, 20-Apr-23 3:58 PM (364 days ago)
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Seeing all you naked people restores my faith in humanity. Rock on, I say.
Watch out for clothed ones, theyre naked but in disguise wink
(364 days ago)
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Thu, 6-Apr-23 4:03 PM (1 year ago)
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more than 1.1 million homes & businesses without power after freezing rain & wind last night here in québec.
rhinostool likes this
sry about that :/
(1 year ago)
Onionheart likes this
yes, generators very important. and the only valid use of fireplaces & woodstoves.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
That sucks! That was us a month ago, power out for 3.5 days. Luckily the generator held out. Good luck!
(1 year ago)
i was very lucky last night. my lights flickered, but power not cut.
(1 year ago)
very sad to see so many trees down.
(1 year ago)
Sun, 12-Mar-23 6:23 PM (1 year ago)
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My real name is Harold J. Scrotum III
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You can call me Harry or Hairy, it really does not matter.
(1 year ago)
mul21dune likes this
Good evening . Mr Tits; )
(1 year ago)
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