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Mon, 25-Mar-24 12:17 PM (25 days ago)
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McPhallus likes this
Fri, 16-Feb-24 12:51 PM (63 days ago)
Mind-controlled air-fresheners… makes scents when you think about it.
Thu, 11-May-23 2:29 PM (344 days ago)
Walked into a lamp post today. It’s ok though, I only have light injuries 
(343 days ago)
Thu, 11-May-23 2:28 PM (344 days ago)
Walked into a lamp post today it’s ok, I only have light injuries!
Wed, 26-Apr-23 10:37 AM (359 days ago)
Favourite concert of all time? Faith No More @ Brixton Academy
and we still had enough energy for great sex until the sun came up.
(358 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Bob Marley Memorial '97 - The Wailers / Damian Jr Gong Marley / Julian Marley / Buju Banton, Brussels, Belgium
(358 days ago)
to events I was either in the backing band /orchestra...Tony Bennett in a casino in Esteril, Portugal, 1 night only, what a performer! Pavarotti in Birmingham arena in about 85/86 past his prime>
(358 days ago)
I forgot, Harry Connick Jr puts on a great show. His Christmas show this past December was a blast.
(358 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Did you have fuNN?
(1 year ago)
It was good to catch-up with family and chat with UK NNers
(1 year ago)
Sun, 23-Oct-22 4:53 PM (1 year ago)
There was an explosion at a French cheese factor… there was nothing left but de Brie
Awwee you're joining the ranks lol...ok spunky,Emu move over,someone needs a seat,hey mn
(1 year ago)
I did like it though
(1 year ago)
Maybe the joke will be better when it has matured
(1 year ago)
Sat, 22-Oct-22 3:48 PM (1 year ago)
I dreamed I was swimming in a lemonade lake, but when I woke up I realised it was a Fanta sea.
Or you peed the bed!
(1 year ago)
Hahaha I love that...hi mn
(1 year ago)
Looks like you got there just in time to throw your hat in, they're looking for a new PM
(1 year ago)
I grew up in the UK so it’s my 2nd home. @lenny you literally could pay me enough to be UK PM!
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
flitterbee likes this
Thu, 11-Jan-18 9:19 AM (6 years ago)
Hello world - I've returned from my annual Christmas Hibernation - hope you're all well
bman5946 likes this
Thu, 30-Nov-17 11:33 AM (6 years ago)
Home after work Xmas drinks. I maybe a little tipsy *hiccup*
Tue, 28-Nov-17 9:30 AM (6 years ago)
A recent survey found that 6 out of 7 dwarves weren’t happy.
I thought the status chat I had last night with Maraf was bad... we were channeling Men At Work. But now I realise this status chat has the potential to be worse. What have I done?
(6 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Mon, 27-Nov-17 10:16 AM (6 years ago)
Tell me ladies - is sticking a hair brush handle in your clacker really enjoyable? Or a bottle for that matter?
i enjoyed the down under reference and clackers is anatomically ambiguous so it could be either hole!
(6 years ago)
Suavesito1 likes this
nope 27 done fukn argue whit me you nose i nose fekin EVERYTHING 
(6 years ago)
You do Wodja - maybe you can tell where all my missing socks are then?
(6 years ago)
there are aliens who have one foot they visit an knick ya sox
(6 years ago)
@Wodga u crack me up!! I often cry laughing reading what u write!
(6 years ago)