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Sat, 12-Mar-22 4:25 PM (2 years ago)
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Don't know if anyone still logs shower time, but I've got to go for one now as we're out with a group of friends later to a Japanese restaurant...
GottaBeMe likes this
.....and before anyone says pics or it didn't happen, me in the shower is not good viewing!!
(2 years ago)
Have fun .,,and I mean in both placesgrin
(2 years ago)
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Oh hush *smacks that ass
(2 years ago)
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Sun, 13-Feb-22 12:38 PM (2 years ago)
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Bragging post......my penis is currently swollen to 50% bigger than normal.......my wife likes the new me......sadly it's also black and blue, and my groin area is so tender that I won't let her near.
Hope you feel better soon xx
(2 years ago)
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Heck...That might take time to recover...Try not to take too many Painkillers...smile
(2 years ago)
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I hope you feel better soon.
(2 years ago)
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Ouchie. Get well soon
(2 years ago)
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kick, cut, vasectomy by bad surgeon?
(2 years ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 10:14 AM (3 years ago)
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Has anyone done a "bored and horny" post recently?...... Asking for a friend....
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I saw our postman walking in a "funny way" earlier if that counts ?
(3 years ago)
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Was your Ann Summers parcel wrapped in see through paper?
(3 years ago)
It was bulging out it was so glad to see me.
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 2-Jul-20 3:56 PM (3 years ago)
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I went to a disco last night, they played the twist so I did the twist, they played the locomotion so I did the locomotion, they played come on Eileen, I got kicked out...
Thu, 2-Apr-20 4:38 PM (3 years ago)
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Ordered loads of stuff from the builders merchants yesterday before they closed as I was expecting to get furloughed for eight weeks...........got told today that I'm being kept at work...........doh
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Well ain't that a kick in the ol' twig & berries...howdy Nos!
(3 years ago)
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Hi MW, at least I'll have plenty to do on my days off....
(3 years ago)
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Good point!!!
(3 years ago)
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Many of us are kept at work, we just gotta be a little distant out there these days. Stay safe Nosanity.
(3 years ago)
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Thanks Bella, 5 of us left spread around an office where there's usually 33, so loads of room smile
(3 years ago)
Sat, 28-Mar-20 3:04 PM (4 years ago)
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This working from home is interfering with my NN time. My wife has taken over our home office Monday to Friday for work!!
GottaBeMe likes this
There should be a law against that.
(4 years ago)
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I did charge her some rent the other morning.....luckily she paid in kind!
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 21-Feb-20 3:31 PM (4 years ago)
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Hope the missus is in a good mood, I just bought another motorcycle on ebay. That's ten in the collection....
happyhumper69 likes this
as long as it's the spare parts of your swiss bank account wot never sees the light of day wink
(4 years ago)
No Swiss account here.....its all been spent on bikes!
(4 years ago)
of course I believe you wink
(4 years ago)
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Do you know a good Divorce Lawyer ? lol
(4 years ago)
I'm still alive!!!!...............but she's gone shopping this afternoon.............
(4 years ago)
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Mon, 3-Feb-20 5:35 PM (4 years ago)
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My wife told me than women are so much better at multi-tasking than men.........So I told her to sit down and shut up.........she couldn't do either!!!!!
lennynatural and cath68 like this
Did you tell her to calm down too? They love that.
(4 years ago)
nosanity likes this
i tried that with guys when they drink or sports teams lose, never works, guys love that soo much
(4 years ago)
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That was a facebook funny that I copied and reposted, my wife laughed at the sit down and shut up, but picked up that the original said girlfriend rather than wife.......so I modified it this time!!
(4 years ago)
Fri, 17-Jan-20 4:57 PM (4 years ago)
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Oh sh*t what have I forgotten? Wife just called and said get ready I'm taking you out.......it's not my birthday, not her birthday, not our wedding anniversary, not the anniversary of us meeting.....
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Hello's Sebs my dear angel smile
(4 years ago)
My status is up there Raven ^
(4 years ago)
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woops..wrong status
(4 years ago)
Have a great evening.
(4 years ago)
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Bye Emooo! smile
(4 years ago)
Wed, 15-Jan-20 11:55 AM (4 years ago)
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Parents.........more of a worry than kids......
Fri, 20-Dec-19 10:34 AM (4 years ago)
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Off to see Thunder in Birmingham tonight. Anyone else on NN going?
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Fri, 13-Dec-19 12:39 PM (4 years ago)
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Hi everyone, finished work for the week and thought I'd pop in to see what's going on. Not bored (don't have time to be) or horny (maybe later if I find some fakes with really good web pics LOL )
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(4 years ago)
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Wed, 13-Nov-19 4:37 PM (4 years ago)
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Got myself in trouble with the missus last night, she came in waving her left arm around and pointing to it with her right hand saying "my arm's not right!" I just couldn't resist......
TopCat57 and happyhumper69 like this
.....and yes she's blonde....She saw the funny side after a few minute......love that girl smile
(4 years ago)
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Mon, 4-Nov-19 12:50 PM (4 years ago)
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It's been a busy weekend......now back to work for some rest.....
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mooooo
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe and nosanity like this
Gotta, unfortunately I doubt it, I'm sure I would've recognised someone as hot as you, I do take my eyes off the screen and look around occasionally...
(4 years ago)
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I wear clothing to work...you may have missed me. LOL
(4 years ago)
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Clothing......like on your profile pic.....
(4 years ago)
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Damn work rules with wearing clothes and wotnot!
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 18-Oct-19 2:31 PM (4 years ago)
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Arrives heads to lurkers corner and puts kettle on
mrfrankiejohn likes this
* Pulls up a coffee* So how was your week?
(4 years ago)
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Good thanks TC crossed a few jobs of my to do list although a few more got added C'est la vie..........Hows your week been?
(4 years ago)
Wed, 15-May-19 3:10 PM (4 years ago)
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This adulting lark is so time consuming, yesterday was my first visit to NN this week and that only lasted ten minutes...............I must do better today !!
10 m?? Shame on you,,,or you found some bloody good material wink
(4 years ago)
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lol Arty, and I spent two minutes of that on the the keep one, drop one thread!!
(4 years ago)
hahahahaha its a good one wink
(4 years ago)
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So, I guess my 1 hour or so is a little too much!?! Gotta keep busy doing something... looking at naked bodies, having some stimulating conversations... I'm doing pretty well.
(4 years ago)
Wed, 1-May-19 5:02 PM (4 years ago)
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I'm done smile No more work until Tuesday afternoon !!
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Lucky bastard! xoxox
(4 years ago)
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freeeeedom!
(4 years ago)
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Heading down to the South West with the wife two dogs and a caravan tomorrow......
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 8-Mar-19 12:23 PM (5 years ago)
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MiddayFriday and my working week is done smile A quick check in on NN then it's hook up the caravan and head for the coast.
Lucky bastard
(5 years ago)
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You're invited Shaq...
(5 years ago)
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Woohooo I'll start packing
(5 years ago)
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I've already packed the 'cuffs just in case you came along.....
(5 years ago)
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sneaky
(5 years ago)
Thu, 28-Feb-19 1:04 PM (5 years ago)
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I have an unexpected day off as a job fell through, so I'm just procrastinating with a bit of NN while I decide what to do next...
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i hope thats a vacation day and not an "im not getting paid" day.... xo
(5 years ago)
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Unfortunately it's a day I had to book off work to get a job done and then I got let down sad
(5 years ago)
ewwww. RUDE....
(5 years ago)
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At least I was told before I burned a tank full of fuel driving three and a half hours each way...
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 10-Feb-19 3:14 PM (5 years ago)
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There will now be a pause in perving while I put the kettle on, let the dogs out, and put a joint in the oven...
wonder which joint went in the oven.. elbow maybe?
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and nosanity like this
That joint wouldn't be very filling TC
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Don't know which joint exactly Wendy, but it was refered to by the management as pork. Apparently she wants something other than sausage when she gets home!
(5 years ago)
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She probably meant 'in addition to' sausage
(5 years ago)
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Sausage was breakfast, she woke me specially!
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 5-Feb-19 3:20 PM (5 years ago)
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Hi folks, fed up with getting cold out in the garage so you have my attention for the next couple of hours while I pretent to trawl the internet for bike parts....
MidnightWriter likes this
*pretend*
(5 years ago)
Your secret is safe with us wink
(5 years ago)
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* large fangle widget for a disgasket that will fit a Triumph 9395 mark 2 for sale, any help with the cover, sanity? : p
(5 years ago)
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Thanks MW. Just what I need TC, what colours are they available in?
(5 years ago)
Burnt umber and sparkly purple
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 18-Dec-18 12:08 PM (5 years ago)
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You know the office Christmas party went well when it ends with dancing on the tables !!
I bet you made it rain!
(5 years ago)
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^^That was the singalong to Mr Brightside !!
(5 years ago)
Oh?!?! Those are the fun ones for sure
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 10-Dec-18 8:26 PM (5 years ago)
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Hi honey I'm home
Fri, 19-Oct-18 3:17 PM (5 years ago)
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Not had much time for nn this week sad what have I missed ?
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Meeeeeee
(5 years ago)
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Me neither. Hate when reality get in the way of perving!
(5 years ago)
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Except I'm loving the reason why I haven't been here much !
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 14-Oct-18 1:02 PM (5 years ago)
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Proud husband moment, my wife has just completed our local half marathon and raised over £1200 for a breast cancer care charity. Not bad for 56 years old smile
Simply admirable! No matter what, how much or how long we get involved in charity/community for others, it always is a thumbup from me.
(5 years ago)
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Fantastic!!
(5 years ago)
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Superb
(5 years ago)
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Half Marathon? Whoa, impressive!
(5 years ago)
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I got through a half maraton last night, I put the rest in the fridge for later...* snickers*
(5 years ago)
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