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Thu, 9-May-24 2:07 AM (11 hours ago)
*sits down with a tall glass of idgaf*
Tue, 7-May-24 10:35 PM (1 day ago)
Oh bla do, oh blah da, life goes on, brah, la la how the life goes on...
Desmond and Molly were really nice people. Had a lot of sex, apparently.
(1 day ago)
If Des wore a tutu, Mols would have left the marketplace long ago!
(1 day ago)
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Only takes one sometimes! One bad apple as the expression goes.
(44 days ago)
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uhuh uhuh and hopefully it cant breed nor replicate or cell divide
(44 days ago)
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Maybe so. However, it just popped up out of the blue somehow from the dim and distant past and then Lo and Behold it was referenced here. It did make me smile
(46 days ago)
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See with the separated all caps i totally went Bay City Rollers on this one...
(46 days ago)
Haga so did I Saetyrical...that's why I said BCR...I'm nit afraid to admit I was and still am a fan of their music
(45 days ago)
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Fri, 15-Mar-24 10:35 PM (54 days ago)
Kinda feels like a good time to ice the knee and take a nap...maybe 🤷🏻♀️
Feel better .. maybe use the ice in one or several drinks till .. what knee pain
(54 days ago)
The ice is an ice pack...I don't really drink..plus that ....nvm(
(54 days ago)
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Usually it's Thank Goodness It's Friday...but after my week, it's Thank Fuck It's Friday
(61 days ago)
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Wed, 6-Mar-24 1:31 AM (64 days ago)
It's only 7:30 pm and I'm ready for bed...
My wife went to bed at 7:45 pm the other night! Slept through until morning!
(63 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jan-24 7:47 PM (108 days ago)
The old adage is "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!" *Keeps my mouth shut*
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But if it's hilarious you should say it!
(108 days ago)
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I really have nothing to say...and if I did, it probably wouldn't be nice 🤷🏻♀️
(108 days ago)
Nah, don't believe that shit. If someone needs to hear something that might upset them then it's for a reason. Let them know all about it otherwise it'll keep happening.
(108 days ago)
Depends on the situation as well...
(108 days ago)
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AGR, we haven't been that lucky in almost 2 weeks...barely above zero but the wind chills have been double digits below.
(110 days ago)
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Sun, 17-Dec-23 6:35 AM (144 days ago)
2 weeks without hot water, new water heater tomorrow...yay! 😵💫
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Well that's a luxury many don't have,no showers in grocery stores lol
(143 days ago)
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Well, I'm glad you're no longer in hot water, nbi.
(143 days ago)
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Sun, 26-Nov-23 10:48 PM (164 days ago)
What to make for dinner.... sometimes I really hate figuring out what to make...
Justmedamian and mojo75nz like this
Wife is laid up with a new hip a few days ago, cooking duties continue to fall to me. Haven’t killed us yet! 😂 Made some awesome broth from turkeys and made soup. Yum! With jalapeño cornbread!
(164 days ago)
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Corn flakes with tomato relish and spinach
(164 days ago)
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Wonders what type of dish is a jingal? Evening Mojo 😊😘
(164 days ago)
Sat, 11-Nov-23 2:16 AM (180 days ago)
When you post something that leaves people wondering....just say it or don't say it....kinda irritating 🙄
Like, if you're not gonna finish it, don't say anything.
(180 days ago)
Hello to both of you. I suspect alcohol may play in part in some posts. 😂
(180 days ago)
Tue, 31-Oct-23 12:25 AM (191 days ago)
Skinna ma rinky dinky dink, skinna ma rinky do....I love you.
Sun, 22-Oct-23 4:10 PM (199 days ago)
I'm more tired now than when I had to get up at 7am...but it's Sunday and there are chores that need to be done, so I guess there's no better time than the present! Sadly I will have to put pants on t
Aero, that would be nice....but when they're painful because of being numb, it's really not comfortable.
(199 days ago)
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Sun, 22-Oct-23 12:08 PM (200 days ago)
I just love having a pinched nerve to wake me up early 😞👎
😞 hope it gets better
(200 days ago)
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It’s torture.
(200 days ago)
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Sun, 22-Oct-23 3:32 AM (200 days ago)
I was gonna say something, then my train of thought took a wrong turn 🤷🏻♀️
haha yeah i just had to think a minute
(200 days ago)
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My conductor is often asleep at the switch for sure.
(200 days ago)
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A chug a chug chug .....toot toot hey nbi 👋
(200 days ago)
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Just keep saying, “I think I can, I think I can…” 😂😂
(200 days ago)
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Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:24 AM (201 days ago)
Sometimes I find it super cute when my cats are sleeping and you catch their legs twitch as they're dreaming ❤️
I've heard little noises from them on occasion.. hey as hr
(201 days ago)
OMG this phone! Heya AGR...hey Mitch... Super sweet Mr V 🥰
(201 days ago)
Our dogs paws would twitch, I’d say they were dreaming of chasing bunnies.
(201 days ago)
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The most I deal with devices at work (besides my phone on breaks) is students iPads.
(201 days ago)
Then if I can't figure it out, it goes to the teacher and half the time the tech guy is needed.
(201 days ago)
Im so old I remember an abacus being the whiz bang gadget
(201 days ago)
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Sorry. I accidentally turned the internet off.
(201 days ago)
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They keep inventing new ways to fuck up. Good luck with it! Hopefully our Robot Overlords will be kind. 😆
(201 days ago)
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I'm riding my unicycle uptown, right now, to get a Dr Pepper............
(204 days ago)
Like Shrek says, Better out than in!
(204 days ago)
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shock wave is now arrived in Italy O.o
(204 days ago)
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Fri, 13-Oct-23 11:06 PM (208 days ago)
I might be ready to turn the fans off in my house 🥶
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If I had a "normal" fan in my bedroom, it'd probably be fine....but I have a wind machine, so low is still pretty strong
(208 days ago)
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still 80F.. guess seasons will start rotating every year from now on
(207 days ago)
Sun, 8-Oct-23 6:40 PM (213 days ago)
Hawaiian pizza....if you like it, try this, if not, move along 🤷🏻♀️ instead of red sauce, try it with BBQ sauce! It's a game changer!
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LoL wods! The zombies eat the brains LoL
(213 days ago)
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Brains and pineapple pizza…this status is all over the place!
(213 days ago)
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