DDDDemon's Recent Statuses
Mon, 15-May-23 5:25 PM
(349 days ago)
One thing surely hasn't changed here: it's still pretty hilarious to read some of the absolutely random horny statuses 🤣
Fri, 29-Oct-21 7:11 AM
(2 years ago)
Anyone here follows heavyweight boxing?
Tue, 19-Oct-21 5:01 PM
(2 years ago)
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
Sat, 16-Oct-21 7:49 PM
(2 years ago)
So, it looks like you can't "unWink" the profile you accidentally winked at. Anyone ever noticed that?
Fri, 15-Oct-21 11:26 PM
(2 years ago)
So, where's my new upload at? Denied, destroyed, delayed? Just when I tried to keep it more classy ):
Sun, 10-Oct-21 11:15 AM
(2 years ago)
Cooking and singing. At times quite obscenely
Sun, 10-Oct-21 2:03 AM
(2 years ago)
Fun fact: "Butterflies taste with their feet"
Tue, 11-May-21 3:03 PM
(2 years ago)
Few things are more hilarious than the badly photoshopped (alleged) wives'faces on other women's bodies. Thank you for the moments of hilarity.
Sat, 24-Apr-21 1:25 PM
(3 years ago)
How many of you used the "flirt" feature at least once this month?
Sat, 24-Apr-21 1:23 PM
(3 years ago)
Motivation for working out (for guys): it gives you a fuller, harder and more long lasting erection power.
Thu, 22-Apr-21 4:32 PM
(3 years ago)
I SWEAR I'M NOT VERY HORNY
Tue, 20-Apr-21 6:51 PM
(3 years ago)
You've seen this status a thousand times and more before, but daaamn I'm so horny these days. I'll make it more interesting by adding some random fact: Kangaroos can't fart
Tue, 20-Apr-21 11:21 AM
(3 years ago)
That feeling when you know you will power nap later
Sun, 18-Apr-21 11:16 PM
(3 years ago)
Can I offer you a glass of water?
Sat, 17-Apr-21 8:33 PM
(3 years ago)
I am absolutely not interested in anything lascivious
Fri, 16-Apr-21 10:55 PM
(3 years ago)
*sips some water from a plain glass*
Sat, 20-Mar-21 6:34 PM
(3 years ago)
I hope everyone is having a great day
Thu, 19-Mar-20 7:52 PM
(4 years ago)
1816. The year without a summer. The year of the perky nips
Mon, 2-Mar-20 1:57 PM
(4 years ago)
Songs that sound shamelessly sexy and good. Name them
Mon, 3-Feb-20 12:13 PM
(4 years ago)
I feel like a lemon that needs to be squeezed. Uhm, yeah, I do
Fri, 31-Jan-20 5:40 PM
(4 years ago)
Good moaning
Thu, 30-Jan-20 1:15 PM
(4 years ago)
Any of you works out at home?
Wed, 29-Jan-20 5:40 PM
(4 years ago)
How are you all?
Wed, 22-Jan-20 7:07 PM
(4 years ago)
Some blowjobs just warp the space time and make you look like you have early dementia. But looking smart is overrated
Fri, 17-Jan-20 2:45 AM
(4 years ago)
You disturb my blood circulation and I have a sudden need to pet cats
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