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	Laphroaigh

Thu, 23-Mar-23 2:44 PM (1 year ago)

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and for those wondering about it, If you run around a tree at the speed of light you can't have anal sex with yourself.. relativity says objects contract along the direction of motion

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	SexyEnglishBabe

Speaking from experience?

(1 year ago)

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	Laphroaigh

my new house have a lovely tree

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

What if you run backwards?

(1 year ago)

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	Laphroaigh

too difficult to reach the speed of light going backwards.. none has ever achieved that

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

I'll look forwards to someone achieving it in the future.

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

What kin of tree have you got?

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

*kind

(1 year ago)

	Laphroaigh

it's a kind tree.. always says hello when I pass by

(1 year ago)

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	Laphroaigh

jokes apart I'm totally ignorant about that.. will post a picture later tho

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

The j'oak's on you.

(1 year ago)

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	Laphroaigh

back to work now... -.- see u later sexy runners!

(1 year ago)

	EmuLater

Take care Laph, back to dusting and hoovering for me.

(1 year ago)

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	PantyPirate

Damn that's years wasted ☹️

(1 year ago)

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	BuxomXhunter

hahahahahah, to effing funny, love it, big smile

(1 year ago)

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	lennynatural

If I could run at the speed of light I wouldn't need the tree for sex, I'd be able to get laid in any science bar in the country.

(1 year ago)

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	ksaint

Funny enough, I can honestly say that I’ve never thought about this.

(1 year ago)

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	smitten4u

All I can picture is Sheldon zipping back n forth as the Flash!

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

If he had 2 trees he could run a zip wire between them.

(1 year ago)

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	GottaBeMe

Is this what was dog is trying to do some days??

(1 year ago)

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	EmuLater

Is it a sausage dog?

(1 year ago)

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	GottaBeMe

One of 'em is 50% sausage...but she's a girl. Positive that wouldn't work anyway...

(1 year ago)

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