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Wed, 1-May-24 6:45 AM (1 day ago)
Who remembers EmilyAndNathan? They where around a couple of years ago...well Emily is back. EmilyRay
Ahh thanks for the welcome back Capt, and for encouraging it hahahha xx
(1 day ago)
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I'm at work...but that sounds like a good idea 😴
(4 days ago)
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You could ask me to help glue wallpaper to the wall and it would be fun 😁 hey captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes...enjoy your nap I'll be there is spirit
(4 days ago)
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Thu, 25-Apr-24 5:18 AM (7 days ago)
Almost 2000 profile views, and it's only been 4.5 years
MellieK, smitten4u, lennynatural, anonymouspisces, happyhumper69 and 5 others, McPhallus, WendySilvia, Rick12111, SpiritWolf68 and Saetyrical like this
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:17 AM (8 days ago)
I'll be honest, I don't like it. It's like when the grocery store move everything around
Think it's more to do with my Asperger's than the site itself
(8 days ago)
I hate it when Costco moves stuff around. NN has remained exactly the same all the years we’ve been here. I’ll keep the old site!
(7 days ago)
Laphroaigh and Fbvines like this
It's been a rough time for a lot of sectors, especially restaurants/bars. I know that doesn't help to know that. Sending hugs your way. xx
(177 days ago)
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Wed, 11-Oct-23 5:27 AM (204 days ago)
Rugby fans! Some good quarter final matches coming up, what are your predictions?
There's some great teams out there and of course I'll be rooting for nz in the final ....Ireland are looking good just like Fiji against oz
(203 days ago)
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Fri, 29-Sep-23 6:31 AM (216 days ago)
Gab, what's happened to status and notifications? It's like someone moved my furniture about while I was out.
Erm, that you've changed the status and notifications layouts on mobile. I really don't like it. Messing with my autistic brain.
(215 days ago)
thyknlong likes this
Notifications was in error and will be fixed ASAP. Status on mobile, what has changed other than the addition of the badges which were missing (on mobile) before?
(215 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I hate to throw sunshine at this captain sexy pants but I actually like the mobile changes,looks cleaner...the notifications not a fan of but that apparently can be fixed
(215 days ago)
Tue, 26-Sep-23 9:16 PM (218 days ago)
For more than four years, my about me on my profile has been "fun loving pirate" chat gpt has come up with something much better. Grab a drink and a snack and enjoy
A-Team van has to be a must have, even in 1700s🤣🤣
(217 days ago)
Laphroaigh and captain__82 like this
Here you are laph matey... Captain 82 and Anya's love is a testament to the power of soulmates. Despite their different backgrounds and personalities, they are drawn to each other like magnets.
(217 days ago)
Anya brings out the best in Captain 82, and he makes her feel safe and protected. Their love is strong, resilient, and true
(217 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Sun, 24-Sep-23 9:10 PM (220 days ago)
What's your favourite position? For sleeping I mean. I lik what's known as the hugger.
MitchandDaisy likes this
For sleeping? It used to be at work, my office door locked, leaning back in my chair, phone off the hook. I would usually wake up just in time to go home for the day
(220 days ago)
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I flop about like a fish out of water all night. Which is odd since we have a waterbed.
(220 days ago)
Sat, 23-Sep-23 6:55 AM (222 days ago)
I be's a spyin' wi' me one good eye (in') sommat a be a beginnin' wi' A.G.R
He,l9 captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes and butt..,I guessed right and thanks for missing me..,got your great gif the second I signed in,it was yum
(221 days ago)
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Glad to see you're back, what have you been up to?
(221 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Just living life like everyone else....I hate my tablet lol I can't see who I am responding to
(221 days ago)
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Just grabbed my phone still the ever sexy captain sexy pants 😘
(221 days ago)
Thu, 21-Sep-23 7:31 PM (223 days ago)
🏴☠️ a pullin' me puddin' an' back on the front page mateys🏴☠️
Wed, 20-Sep-23 2:54 PM (224 days ago)
Was on the main page today, then poof gone again. Ah well, how blows ye fair winds mateys! 🏴☠️
smitten4u likes this
and I'm always on the main mast, cap'n, still no ships on sight (O-O)
(224 days ago)
Thu, 31-Aug-23 1:27 PM (244 days ago)
In the pub the peanut dispenser said I looked sexy, but the cigarette machine said I looked like shit. The barman told me the peanuts are complementary but the ciggy machine is out of order
TopCat57, GottaBeMe, shy28boy, smitten4u, nosanity and 5 others, rhinostool, Awesome_Tits, k12agy1, Artistic and Mr_Vein like this
Mon, 21-Aug-23 12:30 PM (254 days ago)
Best start getting ready for work, which means putting clothes on
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Sun, 13-Aug-23 9:39 PM (262 days ago)
Watching a survival show on TV you get a tarp and first aid kit, but you're allowed 10 other items, what are you bringing? I'm interested in what you guys pick
Fbvines likes this
I like Juicy's list but since we have a hatchet can we swap the knife for a good book to read? (something I can read again and again if I am going to be out there for a while)
(262 days ago)
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It's the show Alone UK. I think that the insect repellent is a banned item juicy.
(262 days ago)
Sat, 12-Aug-23 5:07 PM (263 days ago)
So it turns out that the "personal file" ain't that personal and anyone can see the pics you upload there.
To me that defeats the purpose. Why bother posting in your blog if it has already been seen?
(263 days ago)
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Thu, 10-Aug-23 6:15 AM (266 days ago)
Has NN been tweaking the movie version of the site? I've seen some small improvements that I appreciate
So far I've got Johnny Depp to play me (obviously) and I'm in talks with Taylor Swift to play with pixie....I mean to play pixie.
(266 days ago)
I’ve gone with Michael Keaton …. Or is it Buster Keaton …. Lol
(266 days ago)
captain__82 and ZippyMilf like this
I call dibs on Claire Danes!
(265 days ago)
A friend in need's a friend indeed
(282 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Only if they're a true friend
(282 days ago)
A friend like SEB keeps Raven at play
(282 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!💚
(282 days ago)
Sat, 22-Jul-23 6:09 PM (284 days ago)
How do you tell with a worm which end is which? Put it in a bowl of flour and wait until it farts.
You obviously have way to much time on your hands; P Yo Cap; )
(284 days ago)
Sat, 22-Jul-23 5:18 PM (284 days ago)
Just sat for about 40mins with my tattooist's breast in my left hand...could feel the nipple getting harder. It was very hot...on a plus side it was a lady.
Just use a pen Mellie 😜
(284 days ago)
C'mere Mr, I'll doodle on ya 😜 and it won't be NN
(284 days ago)
Have fun el capitano, personally Tatts aren’t my cup of tea.
(284 days ago)
Fri, 21-Jul-23 8:13 PM (285 days ago)
Back from me jollies mateys...did I miss anything?
smitten4u and happyhumper69 like this
Don't look at me Mister Smitts, I've been living in a van for the last week, and definitely been sat down on the old cassette toilet
(285 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Ahh but you ain’t missed a proper Devon Dinner me ole Pirate boy
(285 days ago)
Mon, 17-Jul-23 6:09 PM (289 days ago)
Currently in the national park of Po delta... Wondering if I should go and see is Laphroaigh wants to come out and play.
Laph got into trouble again and can’t come out to play.
(289 days ago)
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Did he get caught filching daffodils again?
(289 days ago)
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