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I put people to sleep.
(23 days ago)
I’ll have to tell you in private. They don’t allow my other wish on here no more
(65 days ago)
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Log...I can sing you a bit of Loggins and Messina if you twist my arm...
(1 year ago)
Haven't watched Ren & Stimpy in ages lol
(1 year ago)
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Never watched ut, maybe I'm missing out
(1 year ago)
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🎼It's big is heavy its wood.🎵 🪵
(1 year ago)
Stiiiiimmmmpppyyyy youuuuuuuuu eeeeediotttttt. Tis one of those acquired taste things PA. I do have some of the comic books around here though
(1 year ago)
You may think these limericks are crass and throw me a comment to sass but I will agree to some degree and I’ll still show you the crack of my ass
(1 year ago)
There was an old man from Nantucket, But the stories about his are grossly exaggerated.
(1 year ago)
There once was a sexy young mum. Who loved to be fucked up the bum. She lay on the grass, with three in her arse and a nose nose dripping out all their cum.
(1 year ago)
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There once was a young man from Kent, whose dick in the middle was bent. To save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of coming he went.
(1 year ago)
There once was a man from Morocco who's motto was really quite macho he said to be Blunt God decreed we eat cunt why else would it look like a taco
(1 year ago)
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Therrrrrrreeeee's a bad moon on the rise! 👍
(1 year ago)
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One for you. What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter?
(1 year ago)
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A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth..😉
(1 year ago)
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May I suggest you use the loo, and not the deck, to do your pooping?
(1 year ago)
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