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Fri, 26-Apr-24 10:51 PM (5 days ago)
I was munching on a bag of fritos, the mrs walked by and wanted some. Warm enough here for me to wear shorts and go commando. So I dropped my shorts put one on my dick and said here have a chip off th
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...the old cock...her reply..just give me the bag and put on some underwear
(5 days ago)
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Wed, 17-Apr-24 6:53 PM (15 days ago)
NN made me an offer I couldnt refuse..so I have the green shield of perv dom for another year..should I live that long..lol
hehe i fell on that too
(15 days ago)
Ooohhh which one.....I'm waiting for the 80%off offer again...I was very short on cash,yiu know.. food and all when they last offered it..hi bul
(15 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 6:45 PM (18 days ago)
Going to engage in foreplay all afternoon...watching The Masters Golf Tournament on TV
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As we just came in from a few hours of yard work Bulwinkle may have just turned me into a golf fan. 😂
(18 days ago)
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My Mom used to watch it,no she was not a golfer, but she liked watching it and tennis and all that.
(18 days ago)
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i use to like to watch tennis...till everyone started grunting on every shot
(18 days ago)
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That was a great finish.. no way he wasn't getting the jacket
(17 days ago)
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How about the amateur kid getting to play a round with Tiger? That was cool
(17 days ago)
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Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:49 PM (21 days ago)
Spring Flowers are blooming. LeadiNNg me into my favorite dirty old man joke.. What is better then Red Roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ
Hahaha I was just thinking of that joke yesterday, seeing some tulips in bloom
(21 days ago)
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Wed, 3-Apr-24 11:45 PM (28 days ago)
80 F for a high and sunny yesterday...33 F wind chill atm rainy all day
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Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:34 AM (39 days ago)
March Madness...my alma mater into the sweet 16...for the 9th straight year
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I'm just happy they knocked the Jayhawks out...... Bill self can blow me...........
(39 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 11:58 PM (49 days ago)
tomorrow will be my 68th celebration of pi day....better yet I'll be 3 retirement years old...celebrating with cherry pie and Rogued ead guy pale ale
Sun, 3-Mar-24 2:15 AM (60 days ago)
I failed a test today. The COVID Test...guess all I got is a biatch of a sore throat
The guy across the street got Covid last week, he had a few days of discomfort, he's doing much better now, he's outside doing yard work right now.
(60 days ago)
Fri, 2-Feb-24 10:36 PM (89 days ago)
biscuits and gravy for dinner...in honor of ground hog day
my female offspring called it a good bad dad joke
(89 days ago)
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My dog is mad at you stealing her food
(89 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Jan-24 9:35 PM (103 days ago)
After a week of single digit (farenheit) weather. 28 F feels like a heat wave
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Wow, it got that cold in Bumfuck? Nice to see you, moosie. xx
(103 days ago)
Fri, 22-Dec-23 4:07 AM (132 days ago)
Old Man Winter has just arrived in Bumfuck, OR. Of course compared to me he should be called young man winter
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1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4, 4 bananas make a bunch and so do many more
(169 days ago)
Wed, 15-Nov-23 5:17 AM (169 days ago)
Bezoz loves the little shoppers, All the Little Shoppers in the World, Red, Yellow, Black Or White, He adores them on his Site, Bezos loves all the Little Shoppers in the World
Tue, 7-Nov-23 2:10 AM (177 days ago)
planned obselescence...no not me...the three year old dishwasher on the fritz
Sucks! Worst experiences with Miele, Bosh & Siemens appliances. Only their engineers can repair so repaired 3 times then stopped working under 48h later. 6M without fully working hob.
(177 days ago)
They offered £150 Miele voucher on purchase or £60 contribution twds purchase of a temp hob. German appliances never again!
(177 days ago)
Sat, 4-Nov-23 3:41 AM (180 days ago)
20,000 steps, 3000 calories burned, 208 active zone minutes...good day for an old man
Thu, 2-Nov-23 2:42 AM (182 days ago)
Mrs Moose is a Shakesperian Comedian...After a hard workout I stepped out of a cold shower and she said tis now the weiner of my discontent
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Wed, 1-Nov-23 9:42 PM (182 days ago)
If Ethel Merman was a Madam...her theme song would have been...There's No Business, like Ho Business, Like No Business I Know
Everyone under 60 is asking who the fuck is Ethel Merman. 🤣🤣🤣
(182 days ago)
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Sat, 21-Oct-23 1:34 AM (194 days ago)
Read this today. Made me chuckle. A matter of perspective. And no Im not contemplating anything. You are awe struck by the beauty of a waterfall, I see a river trying to commit suicide...
Sat, 14-Oct-23 6:19 PM (201 days ago)
On the grocery list on the fridge I listed...OJ, AJ, &BJ. The Mrs said you better not be getting a BJ at the store. I said Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Bovine Juice..and you have a dirty mind
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Which aisle for the BJ?
(201 days ago)
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Tue, 19-Sep-23 3:18 AM (226 days ago)
the first national cheeseburger day where Jimmy Buffet can enjoy a cheeseburger in paradise
Wed, 30-Aug-23 9:45 PM (245 days ago)
opps what did the male ear of corn say to the female ear of corn?....Shuck my dick...dirty bad dad joke of the day
oh yea corrupters of the elderly
(254 days ago)
Or folks that like beer and premium, Hi bul.
(254 days ago)
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i like premium, my relationship with beer is far more intimate..lol
(254 days ago)
I have spent along long time without premium and now with hubbies hours being cut again I can't afford it, It sucks Good luck in your choice and have another "beer" lol
(254 days ago)
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sorry bout your economic woos...may they not last long
(254 days ago)
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Tue, 15-Aug-23 8:09 PM (261 days ago)
105 at 1 pm, andvthis iscsuppose to be the coolest day of the week in bumfuck oregon
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Wow! That's crazy hot, moosie. Hotter than California. I recommend lots of ice.
(260 days ago)
new heat pump is working just fine. Havent seen any birds at the bird feeder, they may have gotten cooked
(260 days ago)
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They're probably under a tree somewhere.
(260 days ago)
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