TumescentTom's Recent Statuses
Sun, 15-Nov-20 11:30 AM
(3 years ago)
For 2 years I've been on medication that makes it difficult to keep weight off. Six months at home with a refrigerator hasn't helped. I think my days of getting naked in front of a camera may be over.
Fri, 6-Nov-20 9:23 PM
(3 years ago)
Home alone. I think I'll just lie around, look at porn, and masturbate.
Tue, 14-Jul-20 5:48 PM
(3 years ago)
What an honor to receive photo comments from redrhody, "the connoisseur of cock heads."
Tue, 7-Jul-20 10:56 AM
(3 years ago)
Saw the doctor yesterday and found out I have the "covid-9." That's how many pounds I've put on since this thing started.
Wed, 24-Jun-20 11:59 AM
(3 years ago)
Mmm, my penis still smells like vaginal fluid from last night's fucking. What pleasurable memories that scent evokes.
Thu, 7-May-20 12:03 PM
(4 years ago)
I think the reason I prefer amateur porn over slickly produced professional porn is because I can more easily imagine myself in the amateur setting.
Sat, 28-Mar-20 10:28 AM
(4 years ago)
I've found that working from home has its benefits. Like midday "fuck breaks," for instance.
Sun, 22-Mar-20 3:10 PM
(4 years ago)
Being stuck here at home, I've spent more time naked over the past week than I have in years.
Mon, 16-Mar-20 11:59 AM
(4 years ago)
The missus says she's too worried and distracted to fuck. These are indeed difficult times.
Sat, 18-Jan-20 11:06 AM
(4 years ago)
I spend hours and hours at the gym and what do people comment about? The head of my dick lol.
Fri, 29-Nov-19 5:26 PM
(4 years ago)
Idea for a book title: "The Long and Short of Penis Enlargement."
Sun, 24-Nov-19 4:59 PM
(4 years ago)
Hmmm, which gorgeous naked NN woman's photos should I beat off to this morning . . .
Tue, 8-Oct-19 9:11 PM
(4 years ago)
I was on the bicycle at the gym and I began daydreaming about various women I've fucked. Before I knew it I had a full hard-on in my skimpy gym shorts. I wonder if anyone noticed.
Tue, 13-Aug-19 4:05 PM
(4 years ago)
Only five more profile views until I hit 24,000!
Mon, 5-Aug-19 9:36 AM
(4 years ago)
Hmm, which of these beautiful naked women should I look at while beating off . . .
Sun, 13-Jan-19 11:28 PM
(5 years ago)
Some people remove their shoes when they walk into the house. I remove my clothes. I wonder if that's typical
Sun, 13-Jan-19 9:41 PM
(5 years ago)
It's definitely "get under the covers and snuggle" weather.
Fri, 4-Jan-19 7:08 PM
(5 years ago)
A big "thank you" to whichever moderator deleted a bunch of my photos so I upload only the best ones.
Fri, 21-Dec-18 11:37 AM
(5 years ago)
'Tis the season to get naked and snuggle under the covers!
Fri, 14-Dec-18 2:30 AM
(5 years ago)
Anyone sporting "reindeer boobs" this Yule season?
Tue, 9-Oct-18 3:35 PM
(5 years ago)
Oh well. Being among the women in the "B&W photo highlights was fun for the few minutes it lasted.
Sun, 16-Sep-18 4:34 PM
(5 years ago)
Sixty-nine views of my 69 photo heh heh . . .
Sun, 17-Jun-18 11:19 AM
(5 years ago)
"Upload your pics"? Oh, I thought it said upload your dicks!
Sun, 27-May-18 11:34 AM
(5 years ago)
Ah! Finally, summer weather!
Sat, 24-Feb-18 11:50 PM
(6 years ago)
The bad news is I had oral surgery today. The good news is I get to eat all the ice cream I want.
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