46SIZE2's Recent Statuses
Sun, 27-Nov-16 6:03 PM
(7 years ago)
My premiums up shortly and in the best tradition of utility and insurance companies, I've been offered 20% off to renew, where as they are offering new members 60% off. Anyone remember when loyalty pa
Fri, 18-Nov-16 2:28 PM
(7 years ago)
I've just had a banana, I ate this one for a change!
Tue, 8-Nov-16 2:24 PM
(7 years ago)
Is a clock shot pic a photo of a dick with two hands on it????
Sat, 5-Nov-16 9:18 PM
(7 years ago)
I was posting pics but it's so exciting on here tonight I think I'm going to nod off!
Thu, 27-Oct-16 4:29 PM
(7 years ago)
Did you hear about the guy who could give a girl 18" of rigid manhood, trouble was it was made up of three insertions.
Thu, 27-Oct-16 2:26 PM
(7 years ago)
Who do you have to sleep with to make the popular or featured girls page on here? no matter how many views I get, I never manage it. time to vote with my feet when my premium membership runs out, I th
Mon, 17-Oct-16 7:43 PM
(7 years ago)
Just posted a close up action pic and know wished I'd shaved down there better!
Fri, 7-Oct-16 12:15 PM
(7 years ago)
I think I'll really shock the neighbours today, by going out with clothes on!
Sun, 25-Sep-16 1:20 PM
(7 years ago)
I hope you straight guys are all enjoying the dick pics on here today, theres so many that if you squint, it looks like a forest of dead trees!
Sun, 25-Sep-16 1:13 PM
(7 years ago)
No knicks today, good job I shave below otherwise the dandruff on my shoes would be a dead giveaway.
Sun, 25-Sep-16 1:11 PM
(7 years ago)
It's such a nice day, I think I'll take my top off and let my fried eggs grill.
Fri, 16-Sep-16 3:20 PM
(7 years ago)
We were at a party and a slightly large girl made a beeline for hubby, he didn't want to offend her so he had sex with her. Afterwards he said he'd had to fake an orgasm as he didn't fancy her WTF? I
Mon, 29-Aug-16 2:48 PM
(7 years ago)
If your a male that would encouage your partner to have a boob job, would you suggest an increase to reflect her body size or ask for as large as possible?
Thu, 4-Aug-16 2:01 PM
(7 years ago)
Hubbies eyes are getting worse, he thought I was the centrefold in his new girlie mag until I pointed out he was looking at the staple!
Sun, 17-Jul-16 10:42 AM
(7 years ago)
If I told hubby it was cock rest Sunday, I'd spend all day with his dick laid on my chin, I think that's the only cock rest he's aware of!
Fri, 15-Jul-16 1:28 PM
(7 years ago)
Just seen they have 'room moderators' on here, why don't they call them thermostat controls, like the rest of us?
Tue, 12-Jul-16 3:37 PM
(7 years ago)
Weathering lifes storm is not important, learning to dance in the rain is!
Fri, 24-Jun-16 6:47 PM
(7 years ago)
If England can vote out of the EU can florida vote out of the US if Trump gets in ???? PRETTY PLEASE!
Fri, 24-Jun-16 6:19 PM
(7 years ago)
Sign in Chinese restaurant 'Eat now, pay waiter'
Wed, 15-Jun-16 3:37 PM
(7 years ago)
Time for me to go, at my age i can't stand all this excitement! BAZINGAA!!!
Wed, 15-Jun-16 3:28 PM
(7 years ago)
You wouldn't need the tardis for everyone on here to meet up in today, a normal phone booth would do.
Wed, 15-Jun-16 3:21 PM
(7 years ago)
Sometimes being on here is like taking part in a seance, 'Is there anybody out there'????
Wed, 15-Jun-16 3:07 PM
(7 years ago)
Sticks and stones might break my bones but whips and chains excite me. As long as I'm using them
Mon, 13-Jun-16 7:58 PM
(7 years ago)
Isn't it nice how the preflight drill on planes shows you how to put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, I think it's called the brace position.
Sun, 12-Jun-16 3:23 PM
(7 years ago)
Any man out there who feels the need to own a gun, see a shrink to get over your little dick complex!
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