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	Jersey__Girl

Mon, 22-Jan-24 10:51 PM (98 days ago)

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Why do the winners of the Miss Universe pageant always come from Earth?

MitchandDaisy, nudedude81, SexyEnglishBabe, ksaint, heydidyagrabmyass and 11 others like this

	MitchandDaisy

Oohh looking forward to space alien babes being included.

(98 days ago)

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	nudedude81

Maybe earth Is the only place in the universe where there are women....all those aliens who cones to visit are only trying to get lucky 😉

(98 days ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

MAybe one day we'll have a Sexy Alien Babe here.

But you can't beat the original.

(98 days ago)

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	ksaint

Because, have you seen how beautiful the women of Earth are?

(98 days ago)

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	MitchandDaisy

K you smooove talker

(98 days ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

All those shows are rigged, it’s all a scam! 🤣

(98 days ago)

	Alan4uLadies

I don't want to imagine them coming from Uranus.

(98 days ago)

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	gpflem

Home ground advantage

(98 days ago)

	juicy

Same reason the world series is only played in North America

(98 days ago)

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	tugking70

This status makes me hungry for a Moon Pie.......

(98 days ago)

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	Jersey__Girl

Of course you all seem to prefer things the way they are, but that's because it's in our DNA to respond positively to people who look like us. And we don't know if there are women on other planets. 🤷

(98 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

I wonder what the actual MIss Universe qualifications are.

(98 days ago)

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	tugking70

Probably can't be an alien chicken. That's what the rules probably say.........

(98 days ago)

	tugking70

*chik not chicken.....

(98 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

Probably not, tug. I actually saw moon pies for sale at a supermarket a few days ago. Tempting.

(98 days ago)

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	tugking70

I'm going to enter the pageant, identify as a alien chik from planet penis and win a moon pie.........

(98 days ago)

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	lennynatural

The judges are men from Earth. So, you know, they be a bit biased.

(98 days ago)

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	KiwiPic

Just a bit like the Baseball World series ...

(98 days ago)

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	tugking70

What'd I miss? I was off eating a moon pie.........

(98 days ago)

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	lennynatural

I'm not sure I'd want a moon pie, I mean the moon is made of fucking rocks! I'd rather have blueberry pie.

(98 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

Mmmooon pie. 2 cookies with marshmallow filling covered in chocolate. Yummm.

(98 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

Haha, that's what Juicy said, Kiwi.

(98 days ago)

	Jersey__Girl

Eggzactly my point, lenny.

(98 days ago)

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	nobozos

In the show "Futurama", the winner was Miss Vega 4, Gladdys Lennox.

(98 days ago)

Agent_K and Jersey__Girl like this

	Jersey__Girl

I'm guessing that was many moons ago, bozos.

(98 days ago)

	Artistic

i heard the contest is open for any aliens...

(98 days ago)

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	Jersey__Girl

Correct, but only earthlings call people from other planets aliens.

(97 days ago)

	lennynatural

Hey, we call a lot of people on this planet aliens, too.

(97 days ago)

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	Jersey__Girl

Yes, we do, but usually preceded by illegal. I,for one, am glad that seems to be on the wane.

(96 days ago)