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Fri, 18-Aug-23 2:57 PM (260 days ago)
At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play for the last time, and nobody knew it.
I know I am. I cherish my friends and the time I spend with them. You probably saw some, they were distracting you while I snuck inside for the ironing board.
(260 days ago)
Don’t trust him! And whatever you do do not let him talk you into going anywhere if he says bring your passport.
(260 days ago)
Shame that Laph is still in your local park talking to the cops....
(260 days ago)
who is doing what!? I was preparing espresso
(260 days ago)
I was in your cellar for over a year -.-
(260 days ago)
Laph, make sure you have bail money set aside for SEB and Alex(Pete)
(260 days ago)
You was also in a prison cell next to Ash with a friendly mouse
(260 days ago)
I’m cleaning it for you. Like a nice boy! It may have gotten some sand on it.
(260 days ago)
I only pay for SEB, Alexpete can stay in jail until he explained me everything
(260 days ago)
Probably not a good idea to clean it by sandblasting then...
(260 days ago)
You may regret that. He will cost you a fortune in Vodka.
(260 days ago)
I’m cleaning it thoroughly. And look, I found some pretty seashells for you.
(260 days ago)
I don't want any seashel...ohhh, they're pretty..
(260 days ago)
Barnacles stuck to the bottom of SEB's ironing board!
(260 days ago)
What were they testing, your urine?
(260 days ago)
It's a bar in the UK called Celona 
(260 days ago)
I think I'll have to buy a bar and call it that lol.
(260 days ago)
damn.. writing nonsense.. I let my espresso getting cold -.-
(260 days ago)
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how can something get cold with these temperatures!!!
(260 days ago)
I should try that! well anyway see u later lovely ppl
(260 days ago)
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Well, I've given up looking for the earliest comment. Thanks, everyone, for making status feel like the good old days. 
(259 days ago)