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Mon, 12-Dec-22 3:19 PM (1 year ago)
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I have trust issues because of the ‘tear here’ tab on bacon packaging!
Don't cry 😢!
(1 year ago)
I still got into the bacon, just with a knife! I’ve rubbed Johnson’s no more tears in my eyes so I should be good.
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat and lennynatural like this
Ooh! Bacon
(1 year ago)
borolad11 and NaughtyKat like this
I had a box of tissues and a pair of scissors ready to rescue you!
(1 year ago)
borolad11 likes this
Damn my efficiency! Smite me oh mighty smiter…
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
spank
(1 year ago)
borolad11 likes this
Now unsure as to whether not getting into the bacon was the bigger win 🤔 However…I do have this problem often and if you want to go all Thunderbirds I will not complain.
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NaughtyKat likes this
Don't say bird, you're gonna unleash the devilish feline! 😼
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borolad11 likes this
Mmmmmmmm bacon.
(1 year ago)
borolad11 likes this
NK haven’t you heard????
(1 year ago)
We dont have "tear here" tabs on our bacon so we're good,hey Borosmile
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borolad11 and cedar19 like this
Was it through the grapevine? If not I haven't.
(1 year ago)
Hey Adele. And NK the bird is the word! 🐦
(1 year ago)
tryin4fun and cedar19 like this
Always thought mum's the word! 🤭
(1 year ago)
I mean that is also the word when it’s not the bird that is.
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
How about rubber ducks? 😜
(1 year ago)
I was looking to buy a package of bacon and I picked one up and looked at package, it said "pull here", I thought the packaged meat aisle of the grocery store was an odd place to masturbate but I
(1 year ago)
followed the package instruction, dropped my pants and started to pull. I had quite an audience.
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
It was the for the tears of the poor piggies…they’re so cute but dammnit they’re made of BACON!
(1 year ago)
NK are we determining a safe word? Just imagine me an older geriatric in a home muttering ‘Rubber ducks!’
(1 year ago)
Artistic and NaughtyKat like this
Do you always do as you're told, lenny?
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
having worked in a nursing home..rubber ducks is staff code for glove up for a suppository
(1 year ago)
Yes, JG, the best that I can.
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Well this is going to change the nursing home experience somewhat…
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Who would have thought Moose!? Well Borolad, the rubber ducks are out!
(1 year ago)
Well I like mousse not sure about moose? And I’m sticking my dick in either! P.S quack me beautiful
(1 year ago)
Worst place to miss a not out 🤦‍♂️ I’m NOT sticking my dick in either. Another fine mess I’ve got myself into 😂
(1 year ago)
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Moose is Bulwinkle. LOL Borolad! You're got all distracted by the duck talks.
(1 year ago)
Oh I see said the blind man to the deaf man! I didn’t choose the duck life it chose me!
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