borolad11's Recent Statuses
Sat, 29-Apr-23 12:43 PM
(334 days ago)
Does anybody else have to insist on saying Adam Ant whenever the word adamant is required? Or is it just me?
Thu, 27-Apr-23 5:57 PM
(336 days ago)
Struggles with tolerating people yet craves companionship with somebody who I can share non-awkward silences with. Are crazy cat men a thing? Asking for a friend…
Wed, 26-Apr-23 6:02 AM
(338 days ago)
At least Rishi Sunak’s wife owned the company that managed to be subcontracted to do that national alarm. What a coincidence!
Tue, 25-Apr-23 3:56 PM
(338 days ago)
No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
Sun, 23-Apr-23 11:52 AM
(340 days ago)
The older I get the more I understand choc ices!
Fri, 21-Apr-23 4:33 PM
(342 days ago)
Remember boys…flies spread disease…so keep yours closed!
Wed, 19-Apr-23 10:51 PM
(344 days ago)
I need to go to some ruins and rub some old walls, not a euphemism.
Tue, 18-Apr-23 5:57 PM
(345 days ago)
A little bit of sunshine and a Brit pop playlist and I want to don a bucket hat and drink Archers peach schnapps in a park!
Sun, 16-Apr-23 2:28 PM
(347 days ago)
[link removed] Oh…the humanity!!
Thu, 13-Apr-23 3:35 PM
(350 days ago)
So the sunshine didn’t last long but the patter of rain on the garage roofs is music to my ears 🎶
Mon, 10-Apr-23 6:57 PM
(353 days ago)
The miserable one from up north…rather like myself 😂
Mon, 10-Apr-23 6:11 PM
(353 days ago)
Getting a puzzle book has mainly taught me that I could be related to Jon Snow.
Mon, 19-Dec-22 8:12 PM
(1 year ago)
Going to try and work some stuff out, thank you to the awesome peeps on here 😁
Mon, 19-Dec-22 7:24 PM
(1 year ago)
So I’ve re-downloaded that dating thing that rhymes with Sinder for the laxatives and Monty Pythons. Wonder if I get told I’m homosexual again because I’ve got a picture with my cat 🐈 😂 People 😑
Sat, 17-Dec-22 7:31 PM
(1 year ago)
Everything I know about people I learned from pens. If they don't work, you shake 'em. If they still don't work, you chuck 'em away, bin them!
Thu, 15-Dec-22 6:39 PM
(1 year ago)
Todays word of the day is ‘monachopsis’ the subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
Wed, 14-Dec-22 11:35 AM
(1 year ago)
Bring back the phrase ‘Got the morbs’ A Victorian phrase meaning someone had a case of morbidity. So much better than under the weather.
Tue, 13-Dec-22 6:55 PM
(1 year ago)
Brrr it’s cold up north, I think I’ll be having a bath with a couple of birds. Rubber ducks that is.
Mon, 12-Dec-22 3:19 PM
(1 year ago)
I have trust issues because of the ‘tear here’ tab on bacon packaging!
Sun, 11-Dec-22 9:27 PM
(1 year ago)
How far can a dog run in to the woods?
Sat, 10-Dec-22 1:42 PM
(1 year ago)
Today I shall be mostly holding my breath till I faint… *Takes big gasp
Fri, 9-Dec-22 1:09 PM
(1 year ago)
One of the most underrated characters in film history is the worm from Labyrinth, without him the film would’ve been done in 10 minutes! He also offers tea, what a legend!
Thu, 8-Dec-22 2:15 AM
(1 year ago)
So looking at mattress toppers on Tesco website as you do and in the ‘Usually bought next’ bit the first item was a Tesco whole cucumber ironically priced at 69 pence. It just doesn’t feel like a natu
Sun, 4-Dec-22 9:15 PM
(1 year ago)
Remaking roadhouse feels like a little piece of me has been removed and replaced with nauseating reactions every time I hear about it.
Tue, 29-Nov-22 11:15 AM
(1 year ago)
If I start wanking my delivery’s bound to turn up…To jizz or not to jizz, that is the question?!
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