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	cocowboy

Thu, 25-Feb-21 9:28 PM (3 years ago)

tip

Did a quick calculation, and I have masturbated to orgasm over 70,000 times in my life already

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	DanajustDana

Good thing it's not a crime, you would be on death row.

(3 years ago)

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	Mr_Vein

That's 6 times a day, every day for 35 years. How do you get anything done?!

(3 years ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

Describing my teenage years.

(3 years ago)

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	Wodja

'' That's 6 times a day, every day for 35 years. '' .... well he does have sundays off

(3 years ago)

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	Mr_Vein

I don't think I've ever

42 times in a week, even as a teenager!

(3 years ago)

	owbiglineman

Taking 70K, dividing by 42 years of masturbation, would give me 4.5 times a day, every day, as an average lol

(3 years ago)

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	Artistic

maybe hes not good at math?

(3 years ago)

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	Artistic

70 000/ (52y-13y) /365=4.9 a day ....

(3 years ago)

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	IronSnake45

Just wondering if there has been any tread loss!

(3 years ago)

	Artistic

*scratches head* wouldnt that be hairloss :

(3 years ago)

	juicy

masturbation was going east at 30 wanks/second. Orgasms were going south at 300 inches/second. It all adds up

(3 years ago)

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	clittylicker

.....and genitalia was cumming north at a rate of knots.

(3 years ago)

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	juicy

How many PSI to a Knot?

(3 years ago)

	clittylicker

The tighter the knot, the higher the PSI, I guess.

(3 years ago)

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	juicy

this may be where X=pigwhore slut

(3 years ago)

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	clittylicker

But Y?

(3 years ago)

	clittylicker

...or Y knot?

(3 years ago)

	juicy

There is only one Y. Mine. And you must eat at it

(3 years ago)

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	clittylicker

(3 years ago)

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	juicy

*cums

(3 years ago)

	clittylicker

Breakfast of Champions.

(3 years ago)

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	juicy

and no curtains involved!

(3 years ago)

	IronSnake45

Weren’t we talking about green house gasses and saving the planet?

(3 years ago)

	clittylicker

*gives Juicy lip service.

(3 years ago)

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	juicy

I can fart if you really want me to iron...

(3 years ago)

	clittylicker

Are there greenhouse gasses on Uranus?

(3 years ago)

	juicy

jinx Clitty. We have been hanging out too long

(3 years ago)

	clittylicker

*notices that he is hanging out & puts it away.

(3 years ago)

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	IronSnake45

Just trying to solve cocowboy’s original dilemma

(3 years ago)

	bulwinkle69

thats 5 times a day for the last 40 years if my math is correct

(3 years ago)