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Mon, 27-Nov-17 10:16 AM (6 years ago)
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Tell me ladies - is sticking a hair brush handle in your clacker really enjoyable? Or a bottle for that matter?
neither...for that matter...hiya mn
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
Clackers are toys popular in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They consist of two plastic spheres suspended on string which, when swung up and down, bang together making a clacking sound. grin
(6 years ago)
mnply18, righthander and GottaBeMe like this
Why only ladies? You should be consulting Kirk on object insertion matters, he's the expert.
(6 years ago)
smedium and mnply18 like this
Hi ya Flitt - i can always depend on you for an honest answer! smile
(6 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
...and thanks for the correction EmuLater. Next time i shall use the more generally recognised “vagina”
(6 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Yes, a good point Clitty - i was mainly interested in the female view point though
(6 years ago)
clacker in aussie slang is ya backside ...
(6 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
I've never heard of clacker for that part of the anatomy before. Either that or dementia is taking it's toll.
(6 years ago)
It’s possible that I’m just making this shit up as i go EmuLater!
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
Hence confirming backside lol.
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
or the fact unless your aussie you dont know our slang terms ...
(6 years ago)
He's aussie and neither does he!
(6 years ago)
wasnt born here either !
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
G'day ya lil rippa
(6 years ago)
Well, technically I’m a pom living down under, but don’t let that confuse you tongue
(6 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
the term ' stick it up ya clacker' has been around for as long as i can remember
(6 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
Maraf you beady!
(6 years ago)
^^^^ bewdy
(6 years ago)
*eats me vegemite sandwich*
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
^^^^ only allowed after meeting a man from Brussels
(6 years ago)
^^^^^ who is 6 feet tall and full of muscles
(6 years ago)
maraff likes this
are you trying to tempt me?
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
Why, do you come from a land of plenty?
(6 years ago)
......because I come from the land of plenty...
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
you must have been here before wink
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
*this has officially degenerated into the worst status chat ever tongue
(6 years ago)
^pair of fad suckers
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
and besides, it all started off so well...
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
We’ve scared everyone else away sad
(6 years ago)
nah, take more than that to scare me away
(6 years ago)
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^gawd bless flitterbee smile
(6 years ago)
Ah, Flitt - youre a legend smile
(6 years ago)
some have tried, ...and I survived....
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
some would disagree with ya mn ....one of them was just here
(6 years ago)
I am a leg end, jusy sayin
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
i have a leg end, its called a foot, well two of so feet wink
(6 years ago)
i had a friend once who owned a bottleshop in Beaver Colorado ... She named it Beaver Liquors!
(6 years ago)
smedium, maraff and PApda like this
Sweet
(6 years ago)
sweet, dry or draught? sorry i couldnt help myself!
(6 years ago)
Very subtle,I like that smile
(6 years ago)
i enjoyed the down under reference and clackers is anatomically ambiguous so it could be either hole!
(6 years ago)
Suavesito1 likes this
always learning on NN LOL
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
ty for making me smile, clacker omg lol
(6 years ago)
I am just amazed he got any response at all wink
(6 years ago)
i thought hair brushes was for butt spanking blush
(6 years ago)
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