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Come on who's going to gift me premium membership?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Premium makes a great gift from yourself
(7 years ago)
Mr. NN will if you send him your credit card number....he's very generous.
(7 years ago)
I can imagine what your offer us Hey....bet it involves verification.
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
i think if you ask something you should always ask for how long. otherwise it is confusing 
(7 years ago)
So if you ask a woman for a blow job, her response should be "how long will it take?"
(7 years ago)
what marks trying to say aero is that it's a bullshit account and hopes you're not a sucker.
(7 years ago)
"So if you ask a woman for a blow job, her response should be "how long will it take?" Mark, that's better than a slap in the face.
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Well, yes, JE, but in a slightly less obvious way. : )
(7 years ago)
No Mark...should be "how long can you last?"
(7 years ago)
I know mark but aero doesn't do suble sometimes...just translating to balls out no bs
(7 years ago)
I'm amazing *pats back just watch Tigers video,I'm as good as that
just watch Tigers video,I'm as good as that
(7 years ago)
Oh I have a sneaky suspicion you're a lot better than that AG
(7 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaineOLD likes this
fakn DUMBASS 
There really should be a "No begging for premium" rule in status.
(7 years ago)
at 1st she looked at me like, WTF does that mean? I explained it was a compliment and she was all good. She said she could ask me the same question after I was done returning the favor. 
(7 years ago)
^^^^^
Un-bloody-canny, Lenny!
(7 years ago)
Ive gifted a lot of premium, but never once to someone that asked for it
(7 years ago)
damn how many badges! u the sheriff lizzie?
(7 years ago)
I've never gifted premium....only softies do that, and I don't want to be know as a "softy."
(7 years ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
Hey Whiskey Dude xoxo. Those are my girl scout badges 
. I see you are a Southern Boy. Southern gal here.
. I see you are a Southern Boy. Southern gal here.
(7 years ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
but you're known as softie mark for a whole different reason
(7 years ago)
as long as it spits its ok..once a white flag with the word bang comes out.then u're fucked
(7 years ago)
Y'all have hi-jacked this poor dude's status. Shame on you. 50 lashes with Mark's softie
(7 years ago)
Whiskey is just trying to get me drunk, Rev...Last time he had to use the "does this rag smell like chloroform " trick on me. 
(7 years ago)
Overkill, using a sledgehammer to crack a nut... Everybody knows that two Bud Lites is your limit.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
And then you said "No! It smells like shit!" and he ran away laughing and itching his butt.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
was just an ordinary tissue...mark just threw himself in my van yelling we's gonna play the poo dot ho game! then he violeted my stereo with live bon jovi cd's
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Tell me you got some puppies and Im in the van before you can get the duct tape out
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Everyone knows they got the whole van to the zoo. But they made you wear your special helmet and hold hands with a buddy for safety.
(7 years ago)
whiskeybeer likes this
Dammit! I hate it when I try to work for a bit and you all gang up on me like Nickelback running a train on Whiskey....and then Beiber cleans up the mess.
(7 years ago)
Everybody knows you don't work Mark... And you have to take frequent naps to get through the day.
(7 years ago)
last weekend mark won the Best fuckin Mullet competition in Alabama.. he showed me the trophy
(7 years ago)
And now I must go. Thanks for the laughs and fuckery....you bastards!
(7 years ago)