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	AzureTortoise747

Fri, 5-May-23 1:13 PM (1 year ago)

tip

Would love a female sexting buddy.

	AzureTortoise747

Fri, 3-Feb-23 10:40 PM (1 year ago)

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So I tried Ashley Madison. Full of fake profiles. Love to have a gal send me a message!

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	smitten4u

Go figure, married guys cheating. Why else would you go to Ashley Madison, fucking hysterical

(1 year ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

Adult Frend Findr just as bad.

(1 year ago)

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	Mr_Vein

Quick goo-gull says Ashley Madison is still running. One of the techno directors is called Ming Poon. A combination of Scottish and American slang makes that a very unfortunate name! 😂

(1 year ago)

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	Mr_Vein

Just as an aside, I was once the "other man" in an affair. I think karma is still punishing me!

(1 year ago)

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	LOVEXXXPORN

You say fake I say phonier than a 3 dollar bill

(1 year ago)

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	AzureTortoise747

Tue, 10-Jan-23 9:12 PM (1 year ago)

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Really, really horny.

	LikesTwo

Select photos section.....jerk away....leave nice comments....rinse and repeat........

(1 year ago)

	bimarriedbottom

NN will do that to you.

(1 year ago)

	AzureTortoise747

Sat, 1-Jan-22 11:29 PM (2 years ago)

tip

Glad the Covid test was negative! Happy new year everyone!

	AzureTortoise747

Tue, 21-Dec-21 10:01 AM (2 years ago)

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So I'm waiting on the status of our COVID test. Got exposed through wife's work. Starting to feel kinda bad. Feverish and tired AF.

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	Raven2005

Woders..Just take yer jabs, wash yer hands and put yer mask on...Happy Christmas...

(2 years ago)

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	Wodja

why should I listen to a Doctor, like u?

(2 years ago)

	Raven2005

Do you have Doctor Who down under ?

(2 years ago)

	Wodja

i'm kipper remember

(2 years ago)

	george0042

Hope it’s just a run of the mill cold and you’re better soon

(2 years ago)

	AzureTortoise747

Fri, 1-Oct-21 12:25 PM (2 years ago)

tip

Really enjoy beautifying pics in Photoshop. I'll spruce yours up for free!

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	PApda

You wanna sit on one? I'll let you choose 1, any size

(2 years ago)

	tryneting

I won't make you thresh if you don't make me swivel - OK?

(2 years ago)

	PApda

No swivels??

(2 years ago)

	tryneting

only when threshing... I thought that was clear

(2 years ago)

	PApda

Clear as mud

(2 years ago)

	AzureTortoise747

Mon, 13-Sep-21 4:22 PM (2 years ago)

tip

Jesus christ I love pantyhose. Horniest thing a girl can wear! Any other nylon lovers in here?

	AzureTortoise747

Mon, 13-Sep-21 2:29 AM (2 years ago)

tip

I'm a veteran with PTSD and ED. So I got a penile implant, activated by a pump bulb located in my scrotum.

	Artistic

Sorry to hear that , hope you found ways to get it to work

(2 years ago)

	DanajustDana

I hope that works for you!

(2 years ago)

	Pete_from_Aus

Thank you for your service sir!!

(2 years ago)

	AzureTortoise747

Fri, 10-Sep-21 4:12 PM (2 years ago)

tip

50ish, always horny and have a third testicle! Ask me why!

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	ohmywilson667

I was gonna ask why always horny but with the third ball it kinda makes sense?

(2 years ago)

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	ohmywilson667

I’m getting a Total Recall flashback

(2 years ago)

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	Laphroaigh

wasn't that a third boob?

(2 years ago)

	ohmywilson667

third nut, third boob. Tomato tomaato.

(2 years ago)

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	thatfeeling

NN's very own Scaramanga! But instead of an extra nipple, you have an extra bollock! That's pretty cool!

(2 years ago)