)RedPenPete_v2's Recent Statuses
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Fri, 19-Apr-24 9:54 PM (8 days ago)
Went out commando today and am having to resist the urge to get my cock out all over the place. 😬
careful!! the coyotes will nibble it off!! 😁🤪
(7 days ago)
Tue, 2-Apr-24 10:40 PM (25 days ago)
Unexpected problem. I came SUPER hard this morning and now I have a "moisture detected in your USB port" error on my phone. 😑
McPhallus likes this
It's the moisture, cum bi-products I can't vouch for. We did fry a few keys years ago on a new laptop with cum getting all over the keyboard
(25 days ago)
oralmasterintraining likes this
What are you going to tell them is wrong with it
(24 days ago)
rhinostool likes this
Wed, 13-Mar-24 6:19 AM (45 days ago)
At the risk of sounding crass, I miss my first girlfriend's pussy. She had the most amazing clit. Probably still does.
Yeah she does have a great clit. She says "hi" btw.
(45 days ago)
RC, your not the messiah, your a very naughty boy 😂🤣😂🤣
(45 days ago)
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Tue, 12-Mar-24 4:39 AM (46 days ago)
I seem to be in the gay phase of the bi cycle. Hope that doesn't bother anyone.
Late friend of mine used to say she was bi because it doubled her chances of getting laid! 😂
(45 days ago)
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Mon, 11-Mar-24 1:42 AM (47 days ago)
Having a good cock day. Too bad there's only me to appreciate it.
Fri, 1-Mar-24 5:44 AM (57 days ago)
Strangest thing. A guy has liked several of my pics multiple times. How does that actually work?
He probably just forgot he’d liked them already. Only one vote will be counted - duplicates are ignored.
(57 days ago)
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Sat, 24-Feb-24 7:44 PM (63 days ago)
Tis a lovely day to stroke myself in the back yard. Wish you were here! 😘
Won't say it's not possible but it seems less likely.
(63 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Know of several women who no longer have any sexual drive.
(62 days ago)
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Thu, 22-Feb-24 5:44 AM (65 days ago)
Y'know, sometimes I just do not have the energy to navigate someone else's mental health issues. For real.
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I've got issues of my own so I try to give the understanding I'd like to get, but lord, is it work.
(65 days ago)
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Tue, 20-Feb-24 10:28 PM (67 days ago)
Illustratyr: it was just mutual oral to start with, but it was great.
Illustratyr likes this
Tue, 20-Feb-24 5:39 PM (67 days ago)
This morning, I am learning just how difficult it is to work with a hard-on.
Tue, 6-Feb-24 8:46 AM (81 days ago)
Hot Take du Jour: sometimes it's hotter to fuck with your socks on.
Haha I have very strong opinions on this. Socks off in bed thank you, they’re not sexy and my little brain gets easily distracted 😂
(80 days ago)
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Sat, 3-Feb-24 6:39 AM (84 days ago)
Hot take du jour — all true redheads should be required by law to keep some amount of pubic hair.
Sat, 11-Nov-23 4:33 PM (168 days ago)
Just woke up from dreaming I was in bed with a guy from high school and I was trying to get him to let me suck him off. I think I woke up because I couldn't find a condom. 😂
Wed, 5-Jan-22 7:39 PM (2 years ago)
I sure wish I had thought to explore my bi side while I was still young and attractive.
Mon, 25-Jan-21 8:57 PM (3 years ago)
Winter in the desert makes for some really messed up weather patterns. Sun, snow, rain, and hail all in a single day. Eesh.
bluebayour6 likes this
Sat, 9-Jan-21 2:20 AM (3 years ago)
I miss the good old days of taking pictures on the NYC subway. I was always sure to get at least one really good shot.
for what purpose?
Thu, 7-Jan-21 4:58 AM (3 years ago)
I think my last status update was deleted. Are politics taboo around here? (It wasn't really political but I can see how it might have been taken that way.)
Hey red 
nothing wrong with saying what kind off day your having ....that's what status should be about
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 5-Jan-21 1:42 AM (3 years ago)
Realized while watching TV: I'm almost 50 years old and I have no idea what homecoming dances are all about.
