Illustratyr's Recent Statuses
Sat, 16-Oct-21 3:01 PM
(2 years ago)
On New Years Eve 2020 I got blocked by some Aussie for saying this COVID stuff wasn't going to vanish with the new year. It's now Oct 2021. Enjoying your police state, Mr "Cock For Profile Pic"? LOL
Tue, 9-Mar-21 2:20 AM
(3 years ago)
You can't spell "herpes" without "her". 🤣 #InternationalWomensDay
Tue, 12-Jan-21 11:26 PM
(3 years ago)
"Call me Kat" is unwatchable.
Thu, 7-Jan-21 1:24 AM
(3 years ago)
The arrival of “Masked Dancer” has xxxxxxxxxx Fox’s costume designers to come up with 2x as many ideas for goofy outfits as when there was just “The Masked Singer.”
Wed, 6-Jan-21 11:07 PM
(3 years ago)
I have an ins-erection. 🥁
Wed, 6-Jan-21 9:30 PM
(3 years ago)
Freedom is a superspreader event.
Sun, 3-Jan-21 2:12 PM
(3 years ago)
“COVID is the flu with a better publicist.” - G.Bisconte
Sat, 2-Jan-21 1:04 AM
(3 years ago)
The best way to keep the police from busting your private gathering for "failure to socially distance" is to put LGBTQ flags and a cameraman outside the venue. They won't lay a glove on you.
Fri, 1-Jan-21 3:34 AM
(3 years ago)
It's sad that even in a cool place like NN I find bitter and abusive people. I guess being locked down for so long gave them blue balls. No positivity in their lives. I'll just keep laughing.
Thu, 31-Dec-20 4:47 PM
(3 years ago)
This "virus" BS won't go away the instant the calendar year changes. Too many people are enjoying their newfound power.
Wed, 16-Dec-20 6:09 PM
(3 years ago)
It's been a long frigging year. Who wants to cheat?
Mon, 7-Dec-20 3:26 PM
(3 years ago)
🎶 You're so veined... I'll bet you think this schlong is about you... #CarlySimon
Mon, 16-Nov-20 1:05 AM
(3 years ago)
I hope NewbieNudes straightens out the "video chat uses the Flash plugin and Flash expires on December 31" thing. I have a lot of important on-camera masturbating to do here.
Wed, 9-Sep-20 4:40 PM
(3 years ago)
Discovery du jour: a blank skateboard deck is good to suction cup a dildo to if you want to keep it in place while riding it. Somebody call Hints from Heloise!
Tue, 25-Aug-20 1:51 PM
(3 years ago)
Dilemma: I don't find men attractive, but I'd like to feel it in my ass...
Sun, 23-Aug-20 1:35 AM
(3 years ago)
Is it fair to say that women don't use the video chat, like, ever?
Thu, 6-Aug-20 3:57 PM
(3 years ago)
What happens to Video Chat when Flash is discontinued? Anybody?
Thu, 26-Mar-20 12:48 AM
(4 years ago)
Let's get naked and play "Animal Crossing."
Sat, 25-Jan-20 2:24 AM
(4 years ago)
Tue, 21-Jan-20 1:29 AM
(4 years ago)
Let's play Mario Kart and show off our genitals.
Thu, 12-Dec-19 2:24 AM
(4 years ago)
OK, apparently Seal ISN'T too famous to appear on "The Masked Singer." Poor guy...
Sun, 10-Nov-19 2:56 AM
(4 years ago)
Sun, 10-Nov-19 12:39 AM
(4 years ago)
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Thu, 7-Nov-19 2:04 AM
(4 years ago)
There’s a special place in Hell for whoever thought up “The Masked Singer.”
Sat, 2-Nov-19 3:42 PM
(4 years ago)
Looking for couples on LI who like DP
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