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Sunday, February 25, 2024, 6:22:08 PM- I quit...
... drinking and driving for two reasons:

1. I was getting tired of going to bars and being the oldest guy there. To me, it made me look like I had a drinking problem.

2. Working afternoons, I got tired of being followed home by the police... especially when I hadn't had anything to drink and was just going home from work.

I may have one or two drinks a week now and I guarantee you I won't get behind the wheel when I do imbibe.

I figure I was lucky for a long time to not get pulled over and I didn't want to press my luck.

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"Smart move on your part. I can't say when I last drank but, like you, there were nights I really should have been stopped. Blind dumb luck I never was.
Best wishes your way."
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Saturday, February 24, 2024, 6:03:56 PM- PHEW!
Thank God my ex wife and my past girlfriends don't believe in Voodoo.

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Friday, February 23, 2024, 7:19:38 PM- Busted
Apparently putting Alka Seltzer in your mouth before a baptism then acting like you're possessed by the devil is not considered funny.

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Thursday, February 22, 2024, 8:08:34 PM- Just another day...
... in paradise.

No job to go to, living the life of leisure.

You can only get bored if you're a boring person.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2024, 7:53:39 PM- Humor by age
7th grade:

'Moby Dick is not a social disease'.

11th grade:

'What's better than a rose on your piano? - Two lips on your organ.'

Adult humor:

'Did you hear? (insert worst enemy's name) is being audited.'

Senior age:

'If I just tried to put my suppository in my ear, where is my hearing aid?'

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Tuesday, February 20, 2024, 7:47:14 PM- Journey
Last night I re-watched an old favorite film: 'The Razor's Edge', staring Tyrone Power.

The movie is about finding yourself,

and realizing that you can't be happy unless you love yourself.

The message hits home with me -

No matter how much I had,

I was never truly happy.

Once I looked into myself and overcame my own demons,

I became happy and at peace.

I hope someday everyone can have that, too.

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Monday, February 19, 2024, 9:47:16 PM- Faster, faster!
I just read where you can gauge your health by your walking gait.

The slower you walk, the more apt you are to sickness.

I have always walked at a quicker gait -

mainly because I didn't have a car and had to walk everywhere.

Especially in the winter.

Doesn't make me healthier...

I just don't like to dawdle, that's all.

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Sunday, February 18, 2024, 6:06:33 PM- History
It is said that history is written by the winners.

What do the losers write?

Best sellers.

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Saturday, February 17, 2024, 7:03:41 PM- Perspective
We had a snow prediction Friday of 2 to 3 inches,

so of course we had over 5.

While I was clearing said snow from my car I had a thought -

I wasn't happy getting 5 inches, but if I were a woman who thought she was getting 2 to 3 inches and received over 5 inches,

wouldn't that make me happy?

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Friday, February 16, 2024, 7:29:48 PM- Brouhaha
People are getting excited over the upcoming Total Eclipse of the sun in April.

Viewing parties are being organized, special glasses and tee shirts are being sold.

A big to do over up to 4 minutes of near darkness in the afternoon.

I do hope that people will not stare with unprotected eyes, because it can cause damage to your eyes.

When the day arrives, I will look out my window,

and when it gets to be near dark I will go outside for a quick peek,

thereby being able to say I saw it.

To me, it's just another instance of making a big deal out of nothing.

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