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| Sunday, February 18, 2024, 6:06:33 PM- History | ||
It is said that history is written by the winners. What do the losers write? Best sellers. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 17, 2024, 7:03:41 PM- Perspective | ||
We had a snow prediction Friday of 2 to 3 inches, so of course we had over 5. While I was clearing said snow from my car I had a thought - I wasn't happy getting 5 inches, but if I were a woman who thought she was getting 2 to 3 inches and received over 5 inches, wouldn't that make me happy?  | ||
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| Friday, February 16, 2024, 7:29:48 PM- Brouhaha | ||
People are getting excited over the upcoming Total Eclipse of the sun in April. Viewing parties are being organized, special glasses and tee shirts are being sold. A big to do over up to 4 minutes of near darkness in the afternoon. I do hope that people will not stare with unprotected eyes, because it can cause damage to your eyes. When the day arrives, I will look out my window, and when it gets to be near dark I will go outside for a quick peek, thereby being able to say I saw it. To me, it's just another instance of making a big deal out of nothing. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 15, 2024, 7:56:36 PM- Kitchen experiment | ||
I've created a new soup dish. I combined alphabet soup and laxative. I call it: Letter Rip. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 14, 2024, 7:43:13 PM- HAPPY VD! | ||
I hope your day is filled with love, romance, plenty of sex and may all your fantasies come true... even if they don't include me. | ||
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| Tuesday, February 13, 2024, 7:21:21 PM- TIME IS RUNNING OUT! | ||||
Wednesday is Valentines day. So if you're in love with me, now would be a good time to let me know.  | ||||
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| Monday, February 12, 2024, 8:47:34 PM- Congrats | ||
The Kansas City Chiefs are now officially a dynasty, having won 3 championships in the last 5 years. Now people will want to see you fail. 'Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown'. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 11, 2024, 8:18:21 PM- Sarcasm | ||
I am SO looking forward to Monday, so I can scroll through all of the comments from people on Facebook who treat Facebook like it's X (Twitter). ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 10, 2024, 6:27:43 PM- Another reason why I'm divorced | ||
The wife once asked me, for a birthday present, to get her something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds. I bought her a new bathroom scale. We didn't speak for a week. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 9, 2024, 8:04:13 PM- The wedding band... | ||
... world's smallest handcuff. ~ | ||
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