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Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to all. Now let's go stuff something other than turkeys! <G>

well ... so far the day has gone better . Just have traffic court tonight for driving with a headlight out (stupid cop) but that should not be a big thing, and then home and maybe, if I am lucky, the Wife will feel amorous. <G> One can hope anyway!

well, right before I went to bed, I got an upsetting e-mail from a business partner - so much for sleep! finally decided to get out of bed around 2 AM, picked up an old (2003) Penthouse and had a good cum. Then went to computer, wrote an e-mail to the partner hoping to resolve the issues, Now perving on NN and hoping to pull out one more before I go to exercise and start my day. Hope the rest of the day goes better than the start.

My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a urologist for a problem I was having. I went yesterday. OMG, She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy! She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why. She said, "Because I am trying to examine you..."

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!'

He was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!

You can't be a positive person all of the time How do you do it?'

He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood -

I choose to be in a good mood.'

Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life.

'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested.

'Yes, it is,' he said. 'Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood.

You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life.'

I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back.

I saw him about six months after the accident.

When I asked him how he was, he replied, 'If I were any better, I'd be twins..Wanna see my scars?'

I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place.
'The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter,' he replied. 'Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could choose to die. I chose to live.'

'Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?' I asked
He continued, '...the paramedics were great.
They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take action.'
'What did you do?' I asked.'Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me,' said John. 'She asked if I was allergic to anything 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity''.
Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'

He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude.... I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully.
Attitude, after all, is everything .

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.' Matthew 6:34.

After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

Sex In The Shower In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most
likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut', a huge
86% of Detroit residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the
shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison ....

We went to some friends house yesterday to celebrate Dads Day, and everything was fine until my face, hands, and feet began to swell up. Had to rush to the hospital and got to spend the next 3.5 hours on my back being medicated. No idea what I am allergic to because this has never happened before. Well, now I get to do a dose pack of steriods for the week which will make me swell up and shake like crazy and now I am supposed to go see an allergist and get poked and prodded.

Just turned on the TV and Blazing Saddles is on! Definetly one of the most NON 'P.C.' movies ever made, and So So Funny. If you have never seen it, Go rent it NOW! Just be ready to be offended. Dosent matter if you are white, black, chinese, christian, jewish - this movie makes fun of everyone.