I just realized that it has now been 30 days since The Wife has consented to sex. What really sucks is that this is supposed to be the best time sexually, and I am not getting any! (well, except for from The Ex). The Wife and I both have struggled with our weight for years. 18 months ago, she started a diet program and lost substantial weight which lead to her becoming a weight loss coach with the company. Recently, she has gained a good bit of weight back and does not care - makes little effort to control what she eats, and eats junk behind my back. She wonders why she feels poorly .... Weight will do that to you! Of course this is also probably part of why she has no interest in sex as well. oh well .. just had to blow off some frustration and I cannot say these things on FB.
Hopefully, The Ex and I will get together today, when we spoke last night I told her that I was shaving and she said she needed to as well. I told her that I would do it for her so we will see what happens as she did say that she wanted to fuck today.

When I started keeping this blog, I figured that I would tell a few jokes and possibly track my exploits with The Ex. I would not have guessed that it would have gotten this long. It has become a place to ask questions that I cannot ask on FB and cannot ask of my everyday friends. It has also become a place to express opinions that would be foreign to my everyday friends. Additionally, I greatly enjoy reading others thoughts and questions and, obviously, exploits.

I am a volunteer actor in a local mystery dinner theater and have been for about 8 years. Last night was our performance and for the first time, in the middle of a performance, I completely LOST IT! I started laughing (at absolutely nothing!) and could not stop. If we had read the next page in the script it would have made sense to start laughing, because the next line was "The Damn Dogs ate Elvis'. Now that should have gotten me laughing. But, no, I start laughing over absolutely NOTHING. Even though this is amateur theater, I take great pride in our performances and am so surprised at myself. Although the audience found it very amusing.

Well, yesterday, The Ex ad I had a business event to be at together. She called me and said that she really did not feel like being around a crowd, but that she would prefer that we find a quiet place to have some alone time. I picked her up from her house and ended up taking her shopping for some personal needs then went to one of my rental properties that is vacant and needs repairs. She wanted to shower and did so while I started on the repairs. when she was done, I spread a blanket on the floor in the bedroom and proceeded to finger her for a few minutes until she pushed my head down. I then went down on her for about 10 minutes or so while fingering her nipples. She asked if I was comfortable because she was enjoying it and did not want to cum too soon. I said don't worry let's take is slow. I continued what I was doing and she continued to enjoy until it became too much for her and she came with a SCREAM! After she came, I pulled on my condom (as she was saying I want to do that for you but I am too weak)and entered her always tight pussy. I fucked her good for 5 or 10 minutes before I filled the condom and pulled out. We then 'got ourselves together' and went to get a bite to eat.
I did make an advance toward 'The Wife' earlier this week and was brushed off. Oh Well, at least The Ex and I are having fun........

And not in the way that I had expected.....
Friday afternoon, The Wife was supposed to go to a stage show which would have given The Ex and I a full, uninterrupted evening together with 'no worries'. Off she goes to meet her girlfriend for dinner before the show and about an hour later I get the text that power is out throughout the entire downtown area (including the restaurants and the theater) and not expected to be restored for about 3 hours. So she headed back home and I had to rush home and make like I had been planning nothing. While we were talking The Ex said that she had been really looking forward to this more than usual since we had our short session on Wednesday and what really sucks is that The Wife does not have any work that will take her out of the house during the week except for her regular Wednesday meeting.

You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University

It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage

with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.


He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.




Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD



A Mastercard Wedding

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,

it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--

what you do today,

might burn your ass tomorrow.....

Well, this had already been a pretty good week (business wise), so I started the day out in a great mood. Went to my regular early morning Wednesday networking event, and then on to a committee meeting (planning a Christmas party). The Ex was at the meeting with me and after it was over, I asked what she wanted to do and her response was 'go back to your house and have you give me a massage'. I said great lets go, so massage her upper back to relieve the sore shoulder and then started sucking on her nipples which are always sooo sensitive, she takes my hand and pushes it to her pussy and I start fingering her. After a few minutes, she pushes my head down so I will start going down on her and she pulls my hands up to play with her nipples. After a few minutes of this she says get the oil and oil my nipples, I do this and go back to eating her. Eat her for about 10 minutes and she is screaming in orgasm (damn I so love that) I raise myself up and reach for the condom and slide into her always tight pussy. In spite of jerking of this morning, I cum much faster than I would like to (about 5 minutes). All in all, a pretty good Hump day!
Now, looking forward to Friday when The Wife will be out at a stage show so the Ex and I will have a good couple of hours together with no worries of interruption.

Because I am having so much fun with my 'Ex', and she is disturbingly fertile, I am considering getting a vasectomy so we do not have to use condoms. I am wondering what some of the other guys (and perhaps gals) in NN land have experienced with Vasectomies.
Pain, Discomfort, Performance issues??
For any of these items, how bad and how long and when did you have the surgery?
Thanks in advance for your input

Watched It's Complicated (the movie) last night and realized that truth is stranger than fiction. (read previous blogs to understand) I am living parts of that movie. Then after the movie, the Wife asks if I ever think about The Ex in that way **** Had to bite my tongue!!! If she only knew .......

I am wondering how many of you keep a record (outside of your NN blog) of when you have sex and with whom? The Ex used to when she was cheating on me (part of why we got divorced) and I now do both on NN and in coded notes in my Outlook calendar.
I started with the Outlook thing when I was curious if sex with The Wife was a rare and uninspired as I thought it was and I pretty quickly figured out that I was right. I use my NN blog to track (mainly) Ex Sex, with a little other info thrown in.
Just wondering ......