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What does FIAT stand for? -> Fix It Again, Tony!
(207 days ago)
At least he didn’t go for “ Q: What do you call musician Kenny G’s Italian brother? “
(207 days ago)
What do deaf people and Italians have in common? Both talk with their hands.: P
(207 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I don't get the Kenny G joke but then I'm not smart. Kenny G is a talented saxophonist who brought that kind of music under the spotlights. But again, what do I know as lower intellect. 🤔
(207 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets? Mute
(207 days ago)
Hey Mitch, a Penne for tih thoughts
(207 days ago)
What type of person orders an Italian sub? An Italian dom
(207 days ago)
talking without hands is like watching a movie in B&W.. and with no sound, and without a television. and in the middle of a forest.
(207 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
So they can shange side halfway through
(207 days ago)
also I declare I won't be offended by mafia-related jokes
(207 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Oh good because I've just started knitting for the mafia. They call me scarf ace.
(207 days ago)
I cooked for the mob on Sunday, they wanted broken leg of lamb
(207 days ago)
Laph is right NK. Kenny G..Louis G (Luigi). I didn’t make it up. Was just saying Laph could have gone with a worse joke.
(207 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I did. Spaghetti breaking, seen worse. Using fork & knife, cutting them ghetti... yep they eat them that way.
(207 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this