solorunner's Recent Statuses
Wed, 30-Jan-19 3:43 PM
(5 years ago)
Back online after a long, long time. What have I missed in the last 8 months?
Tue, 1-Aug-17 3:06 PM
(6 years ago)
Sorry, I was in the bathroom for like 8 or 9 months. Somebody catch me up?
Tue, 24-Jan-17 1:47 PM
(7 years ago)
Random thought: shoildntvwe be referring to President Trump's wife as the Third Lady?
Thu, 8-Sep-16 3:12 PM
(7 years ago)
Anyone else in the Philadelphia area planning on participating in the Philly Naked Bike Ride this Saturday?
Tue, 1-Mar-16 5:18 PM
(8 years ago)
To the list of things I don't get, ADD guys who unzip, whip out and stand in front of the urinal with their hands on hips in the Superman pose. They're either bragging or thrill-seeking.
Fri, 26-Feb-16 3:21 PM
(8 years ago)
Saw a tragic headline today that can also be hysterical if you happen to be a fan of a certain Gallifreyan: Doctor Who Admitted To Fatally Stabbing Partner, Toddler Son Avoids Life Sentence
Thu, 11-Feb-16 2:23 PM
(8 years ago)
I go to FB to look up a woman I know named Scarlet and discover there are many Scarlets out there, and many of them are hot, and many have hot friends, and a half-hour later I'm officially a stalker.
Fri, 5-Feb-16 4:25 PM
(8 years ago)
I think I have a pervy poltergeist. Seriously. I bent over in my kitchen to reach for something and I swear I felt a hand caress my ass, but no one is around....
Tue, 12-Jan-16 6:20 PM
(8 years ago)
Nice Onion article, could've been written about NN: 'Woman Feels Like She’s Finally Ready To Start Receiving Unsolicited Vulgar Messages Again'
Wed, 6-Jan-16 6:12 PM
(8 years ago)
Will get naked for firewood....
Thu, 15-Oct-15 2:51 PM
(8 years ago)
Profile views at 3,333. I kinda like the symmetry, so nobody else go look, OK?
Mon, 12-Oct-15 3:09 PM
(8 years ago)
Never underestimate the power of an unsolicited PM to make a man's day. Ahh, what a sweetheart....
Mon, 5-Oct-15 5:11 PM
(8 years ago)
In honor of NN's 13th birthday, I'm inclined to sing Happy Birthday. Out of consideration for all its members, however, I will refrain. (Happy Birthday anyway, NN!)
Tue, 15-Sep-15 4:37 PM
(8 years ago)
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, and not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Tue, 25-Aug-15 4:02 PM
(8 years ago)
To the absolutely awesome kellybean, a heartfelt welcome back (I'll get around to feeling the other parts just as soon as I can)
Tue, 18-Aug-15 5:12 PM
(8 years ago)
So let me get this straight: there are articles in Playboy?
Fri, 7-Aug-15 11:14 PM
(8 years ago)
And so begins some much deserved, badly needed and LONG overdue vacation time. Somebody beer me!
Wed, 5-Aug-15 4:57 PM
(8 years ago)
There are some people in the world who are so attractive and charismatic and downright sexy that no one can help falling for them. Fortunately, I do not seem to one of those individuals. :-/
Thu, 30-Jul-15 8:45 PM
(8 years ago)
Quick survey: is it "beck and call" or "beckon call"?
Tue, 28-Jul-15 12:57 PM
(8 years ago)
I thought Xlove412 introduced Wet T-shirt Tuesday as a thing. Did it come and go already?
Tue, 28-Jul-15 12:36 PM
(8 years ago)
I'd just like to remind you all never to argue with idiots; they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Tue, 21-Jul-15 8:41 PM
(8 years ago)
That moment when you realize you just called that hot woman at work by another hot woman at work's name
Tue, 21-Jul-15 2:14 PM
(8 years ago)
It's a day late because of a lot of life craziness, but Happy Belated Birthday to Jersey_Girl, who I'm lucky to call my friend on NN and IRL. Hope you enjoyed your special day!
Thu, 16-Jul-15 12:54 AM
(8 years ago)
Worst part of being sick = not being able to kiss and hug my children.
Wed, 15-Jul-15 10:37 PM
(8 years ago)
With apologies to all women everywhere: I am a whiny little bitch when I'm sick.
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