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Sun, 21-Jun-20 11:25 AM (3 years ago)
Hello Strangers! Was gonna update status but it's the same as always...RIDICULOUSLY HORNY!
funmeats likes this
I'd happily bang him like a revival meeting tambourine but he's in a near coma with a 12hr shift ahead so selfish as i can be,,,better not wake him
(7 years ago)
enygma8869 and artlover4u like this
Sadly all my best masturbationary accoutrement is in the bedside cabinet beside him too....curses
(7 years ago)
catspanker likes this
Fuck it - guess who's gettin a breakfast surprise.. bye all!! xxx
(7 years ago)
I KNOW how to put you to sleep...just wish I was there beside you to prove it!!!
(7 years ago)
Tue, 31-May-16 2:19 AM (7 years ago)
I'm away to watch Mistresses as the elusive bitch known as sleep seems determined not to climb atop me...cheers for the giggles you horndawgs xx
DriftyTurnip likes this
I prefer to be called master but it's ur first time watching me degrade a man so I'll let it slide
(7 years ago)
Ha! Noted Demonoid, sadly the televisual experience paled in comparison to the possibilities here
(7 years ago)
Wed, 15-Jul-15 8:28 PM (8 years ago)
WTF? I posted a new pic about 20mins ago and it has disappeared??
I resisted the urge to depend my pussy as perfectly acceptable due to the fact that maybe you really have to BE there to appreciate it...
(8 years ago)
spookily it's brief appearance resulted in the largest deluge of PM's I've ever had on here haha! Some lovely, some possibly worth notifying the authorities over...
(8 years ago)
Have to say, telling her that I was enquiring as to why the pic of my nethers had been removed and then her replying "Would you like me to look into it?" Had me crying laughing!
(8 years ago)
Was gaggin to say "So it's ok for you to have a swatch at my fanny but no other NNers?" hehe
(8 years ago)
Sat, 9-Mar-13 4:21 AM (11 years ago)
so horny I could explode, be cruel to wake a drunken hubby who has work in 3hrs eh? Better have a gwank.. :/
BuxomXhunter and supersnogger like this
Nothin worse than waking someone up for sex and they get all pissed off and then calm down and expect you STILL to be ...well, yeah I am
(11 years ago)
Wed, 19-Sep-12 10:29 PM (11 years ago)
feelin kinky, feelin horny and all on my fuckin ownio!
FIINBARUK likes this
Wed, 11-Jul-12 4:00 AM (11 years ago)
5am and I don't wanna go to bed - feel like running down a beach naked and gettin crazy in the surf...two chances - fat and slim
we probably could but it'll take me a hoor of a time to get there - might be swinging my breasticles in front of family picnic types...no good - tomorrow? If I leave now.. :
(11 years ago)
hehe good to know - sadly I don't have time off but someday, maybe we could give Plymouth a bit of excitement
(11 years ago)
Tue, 12-Jun-12 1:04 AM (11 years ago)
Have a wee play with myself or go to sleep...just can't decide..
Heehee, do I creep upstairs and get my fav vibe without waking poor hubby who is at work in 5hrs?
(11 years ago)
Fri, 8-Jun-12 3:47 AM (11 years ago)
4,45am and finally ready to go to sleep - bahave in a shocking manner til I return please (somebody send me full details! ) Nite all xxx
Fri, 8-Jun-12 2:42 AM (11 years ago)
Evening all - can't sleep - what you all up to, dare I ask...
Fri, 4-May-12 2:41 PM (12 years ago)
sitting in THE most boring meeting ever! Know what I'd rather be doing...
Just look around like they're all idiots and you have the answers but are too polite to point out their stupidity...it messes with their heads.
(12 years ago)
I would have eaten your cunt under the desk would have to bite your lip and try not to moan too loud...
(12 years ago)
Thu, 3-May-12 7:28 AM (12 years ago)
well been a long insomniac horny but unsatisfied night! Have a good day one & all, I'm off to sleep xx
I was looking forward to chatting to you tonight, as you left my last night! X
(12 years ago)
Thu, 3-May-12 5:45 AM (12 years ago)
Trying to decide if I should change my profile pic - pussy or tits??
jaxshaft4u and mr_fantastic like this
Hate iPhones lol I think me giving you a cream pie would make
(12 years ago)
I give up lol shit phone! I love your profile pic your gorgeous tits mmmmmm
(12 years ago)
Wed, 2-May-12 6:00 AM (12 years ago)
What's a tribute? Someone asked if I want one, does it involve a boring speech...
good idea...maybe there's a underwater fetish niche I can appeal to...
(12 years ago)