Viewing Member - flhrci
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About Me: |
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel corvette engines on my lunch
breaks making them much more fuel efficient. I write award winning soap operas. Occasionally I have been known to tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike tuba playing. I can cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. I was scouted by the NY Mets as a bat boy. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. Critics world wide swoon over my original line of Corduroy evening wear. My deft flower arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis racquets at small objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week, and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam,! I participate in full contact orgami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have played MacBeth, performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. |
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My Stats: |
I am: |
Male |
Sexual Preference: |
Girls |
Am seeking: |
A girl |
Marital Status: |
Single |
Children: |
None |
Age: |
59
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Location: |
Florida, United States |
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last logged into Hunners: |
1-Apr-19
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Aries
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Anything!, Cyber Sex w/cam, Hard Core Action, Group Sex, An Affair, A New Friend, A Fuck Buddy
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have been a Member of Hunners since: |
17-Sep-05
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My Appearance: |
Race/Ethnicity: | Caucasian (White) |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Body Shape: | Hourglass |
Height: | 5' 8" (173cm) |
Weight: | 215lbs (15st 5lbs) (97.5kg) |
Eye Colour: | Hazel |
Hair Colour: | Light Brown |
Best Feature: | Hands |
Pubic Hair: | Trimmed |
Tatoos: | 1 or 2 Discreet |
Piercings: | None |
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Circumcised: | Yes |
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My Professional Life: |
Education: | Post Graduate |
Employment Status: | Full Time |
Industry: | Education / Academic Research |
Job Role: | Professional |
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My Lifestyle: |
Smoking: | No |
Drinking: | Socially |
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Religion: | Catholic |
Sense of Humour: | Dry / Sarcastic |
Social Behaviour: | Better in small groups |
Personality: | Joker |
Libido: | High |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | Victoria Secrets Dressing room at the Wellington Mall |
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Spoken Languages: |
English
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Self Description: |
What makes me happy: | I am usually always happy |
What makes me sad: | when i am not happy |
What makes me mad: | peoples driving |
My bad habits: | waiting to do laundry |
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(Profile last updated: 17-Apr-11)