Went to Starbucks for a little down time during lunch and of course, had my laptop with me. There is just no way to take pics in Starbucks anymore! Bummer.... the good ole days of me being naughty in Starbucks is over. It isn't like it used to be in 2006-07......lol. Technology and the need to connect in the coffee houses has ruined the fun. I'll have to find another place. I won't give up!

Back to work! I tried.....truly did

The remaining 143 staff members have 4 more classes to choose from in remaining compliant. I hope todays session will be just as easy as the 1st one.

I am not taking any chances, I will still bring tissues, a lock for the door and my water gun. I think I'll call up the jokester from the last class and see if he is available for an encore.

I am seeing a pattern here. I had a sex dream the night before the last sexual harassment class. I had one again last night. I don't think that it would be a good idea to share it with the class.

"Dogs Making a Splash" Photographer Seth Casteel is making a splash in the genre by taking photos of dogs under water. His original pieces have gone on display in Europe and will also go up in New York City. Source: msnNOW.com.

I can't choose a favorite but #4 does crack me up







I hope you got a kick out of them.

A friend of mine called and said "let's go for a run" Why not I thought. Already at 7am the sun was out and the sky was clear. We had been talking about running together for a while. It was time to go for it. We met at the trail and off we ran.

He started talking, then more talking, then yammmering and continued on into babbling. He was funny! We ended our jog at a local coffee/tea place-Peetes. We ordered and settled in on the comfy chairs.

Aaaaah...to sit and relax. Then I began to chat. He didn't talk at all!! Not one word! This was when he as supposed to talk for gumballs sakes....*tee hee* He had the energy to chat his floppy lips off during a jog and gasping for air...????...but not when he is stationary?

I'll go with him again. We all have our own ways of doing things. He probably thought the same of me. I wonder if he thought "Man, she talks a lot!, I like to enjoy my coffee in peace and quiet"

I have never jogged with anyone before. Anyone here jog and chat? Is this the norm? When I see others jogging, they are not talking away.

Took some pics on my walk. I don't remember it being this hard to put them in a blog. What a freaking bitch it is to crop, send to photobucket, crop again cause photo bucket deems the pic too big! Has it always been this way? I freaking forgot if it has been!!!

Oh well. I do love a challenge and I am anxious to show you the area in which I live and enjoy.

Well? Did you smile? Even just a bit?

Each drive to and from work, I smile.

From the beginning of 2008 until the end of 2010, I lived in a small town in Arizona. The towns were so small that it only took me 15 minutes to drive to the department. On the way to work, I was able to see the sun rise over the mountains. The sunrise would be red, orange, purple, blue or light shades of pink. You just never knew what color it was going to be. That was the beauty of it all...the unknown. It was an amazing site to see. During this drive I was able to see cows, sheep and cotton fields. When the morning was warm I would roll the windows down and get the scent of cotton and sage. The traffic jam consisted of a cotton plow or the sheep being hearded across the road. Not a bad drive and very peaceful.

Then I accepted a transfer.

I have lived here in Monterey since late 2010. I am blessed to have another 15 minute drive to the department. Yes, I am lucky again. Great odds eh? During my trek, I am able to see the sunrise over the bay and the sailboats. When there is fog during the sunrise, it is a very soothing yet creepy view. A mixture of the sunrise and fog reminds me of the movie "The Fog....I like that. The other view I have is of seals and otters playing in the bay. As I drive, I get the scent of the salty ocean and cool crisp air. My entire drive is along the ocean. If there was any traffic, who cares.......I am sitting by the ocean.

Each town is different in everyway. But each town has given me the opportunity to see nature and all of its beauty. What is in store for me next? Who knows....and that is also a thrill. What ever it is, I will always find the beauty in it all.

Man sues wife, and wins $120k after their 'ugly' baby is born.

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We promise this is an actual lawsuit and not just a harsh snap we heard while playing the dozens: A woman in China was sued by her husband after she gave birth to a baby the husband considered so ugly he insisted she must have had an affair. After all, his wife was gorgeous and he clearly believes he is a dreamboat, so how could they have an ugly baby? When it came to light the woman had had a lot of plastic surgery before they met and the new daughter merely inherited her old face, the man not only divorced his wife, but sued her for the equivalent of $120,000 -- and won. The presiding judge ruled the man had technically married the woman under “false pretenses.” Regardless of how his wife looks, she’s better off without a guy so hideous on the inside. [Source]

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I wonder if California will pick up on this one? I mean, after all...we are one of the most litigious states of them all.

I wonder if he will be held responsible for child support? The man is a PIG.

Having my tea before heading out. I'm giggling over the dream I had.

I was being seduced by Gerard Butler.......oooh soooooo fine!! I was ready!! He grabbed me, kissed my neck, had his hands on my ass..........aaaaaaaaaand then.........

Then a plane crashed into the side of the house. The two of us ran naked to the window, I was hanging out the window looking up at the airplane.........(Gerard still had a hold of my ass) and was asking who was in the plane.

The phone started to ring and someone was at the door knocking. Then the Easter Bunny pulled up in a car.

I woke up.

Where in the hell did the Easter Bunny come from? Why am I not thinking about naked Gerard? That bunny will be with me all day.

32 out of 175 showed up. The rest have 2 weeks to attend the other classes. It was a small group of staff members who have superb humorous bones. The bitching and moaning lasted 15 minutes as everyone was signing in. Then they all sat down and started with the usual one liners.

"I don't need this course, I already know how to harass someone"
"I got an A last time I was here, Can I go"
"Is there a vote? I am all for Sexual harassment"
"Are we going to be taught how to do it better?"

Ok, all well and good....very funny, har har har. But not to the mature woman (in her 60's) in the back row. *ugh*. I told them that they would be out in no time if they were good lil boys and girls. They hushed up with a promise of gold stars on their shirts.

I turned to start the video and heard..........

"What's worse than a dolphin on your piano?"
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"Crabs on your organ"


I tried so hard no to...I truly did try........but I did...........I laughed! I turned back around and the seasoned mature staff member of 60 was laughing too. You know sometimes those civis can be a good bunch.

The class was great and I didn't have to use my water gun.