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Wednesday, December 5, 2012, 6:13:46 AM- Love to be your........ | ||||
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Monday, December 3, 2012, 10:40:07 PM- This may have been on here before ( maybe I even posted it! );) | ||||
THE BLONDE MORTICIAN A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly... She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.' | ||||
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Saturday, December 1, 2012, 1:55:58 AM- Some California "dew" for you............. ;) | ||||
TGIF everybody! | ||||
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Monday, November 26, 2012, 1:07:43 AM- This long distance dedication goes out to my friend in Utah, | ||||
Dreamingof_U - this is for you! | ||||
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Sunday, November 25, 2012, 1:11:51 AM- But each day when she walks to the sea......... | ||||
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Saturday, November 24, 2012, 3:35:47 PM- stardustdream's joke made me think of this one..... | ||||
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Friday, November 23, 2012, 2:53:18 AM- Nap time or ...... | ||||
..if you venture out in search of an early Black Friday deal - "Be careful out there!" | ||||
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Thursday, November 22, 2012, 6:04:30 PM- HappYthanKsGivinG!!!!! ;) | ||||
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Thursday, November 22, 2012, 4:07:08 AM- This song (an old fav)popped into my head for some reason....... | ||||
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Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 6:40:09 PM- Nothing like a vacation Hump Day! | ||||
Slept like a log. No work or worries for 5 days. Hit the bank, hardware store and auto parts store early this morning. It's a beautiful sunny warm day in the Midwest. Steak and eggs for breakfast. Got the house to myself - tunes cranked and happily puttering around on several projects with a nice coffee buzz! Life is good! | ||||
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