When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

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We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

It would be great if they developed a pill to help females get super horny! Not only would it be great but it would make a hell of a profit too. Just a thought...

We scrounged up enough money to go out to grab a bite to eat tonight. We're dirt-house poor due to ...well this economy... at the moment. I miss having money, but I digress. We haven't been out in a while, so going out--just for a bite to eat--is a big deal.

I put on my jean mini-skirt, some pretty jewelry, and thin v-necked white t-shirt; oh and flip-flops with a pretty flower on the thong part (and yes, he'd rather have me in heels too, but I didn't care...haha). So you now have a mental picture.

We got to the bar/restaurant in a busier part of town. My hubby pulled the vehicle into the parking space making sure that his vehicle was perfectly centered. He commented that the spaces seemed very close together. He is so paranoid.

So we went into the bar. He ordered some hot wings and I ordered the chicken wrap. YUMMMMMMMMMMY. We washed them down with a couple of Cokes. Things were going well. We paid our $25.65 check, tipped the waiter, then gathered up our things and left.

We were parked about 50 yards away from the back door of this bar. So it wasn't too far of a walk. We were happy and discussing the things that needed to be done in the next few days. That's when the look of concern filled his face and he said, "Look at the way that piece of shit [referring to the driver] is parked next to us"! And there it was, a vehicle, the same brand, but a slightly different model than our vehicle, parked about 18 inches to 2 feet away for the passenger side of our vehicle and crooked. OH WAS MY MAN PISSED. We closely inspected the passenger's side of our ride. And there it was-- a dent. A dent that was about the size of a U.S. Kennedy half-dollar coin (slightly bigger than a Canadian toonie coin) and perfectly matched that rear door on the other vehicle. OH WAS MY MAN STEAMING.

After see this, he grabs a couple of tools out of the back of our ride and a spare key that we had for our vehicle. I started pleading with him not to smash out their window. The last time he was this pissed off about someone's piss-poor parking job, he did just that and more. He calmly stated that he was not going to smash out their windows; it's too busy. He started working on our spare key, bending it back and forth using the two tools on each side. "Uh...What are you doing", I asked. "You'll see", he replied. Then, he got out and proceeded to put our key in shit-head's driver's side keyhole . It's then that I understood what he was about to do: break our spare key off in their door.

It was a clever plan. And to have him come up with it so quickly. He knew that our spare key would have fit in their door and he knew what a pain in the ass that would have been to get that fixed or to live with a door could not be unlocked.

But I played the good girl and reached over and took the key out of their door and talked him out of it. "Leave him an asshole note or something", I said. So, with other people waiting to take our parking spot, he took the high road and scrolled: "I'm an ASSHOLE" in the dirt on this person's rear window.

A big black guy was waiting to take our parking spot and said, "lemme guess, that mutha fucker's door hit your side"?

To which, my hubby replied, "that mother fucker is lucky my lady was here to talk me outta doing some vicious shit to this piece of shit's ride. Never fuck with another man's property!"

The black guy simply said, "Amen" and drove on to find a different parking space somewhere else.

I won't mention or point out anyone or anyone's pictures in particular----but wow!


I guess that you need to take the good with the bad.

P.S. Let's not forget all the fake stuff on NN too! LOL

I hate having a period.

Yeap, I clear cut the big bush that I had going. I video'd it too.

I almost forgot how much us girls have to bend like a pretzel to shave our crotches. In any case I got the job done. My vag is now surrounded by smooth skin.

I'll post some pictures but the video may take a day or two. I am sure that the video will be boring to some (like me) but really super hot to others.

xxx
SWK

It is up....

We made a video last night and I think I've almost got this editing program licked (no pun intended). I almost uploaded the video last night but I canceled it when the time remaining was 12 hours 30 minutes. Yea, I did something wrong. But I think I almost have it, so maybe tonight y'all will see my first video.

Some of the pictures posted last night were from our adventure. It was very hott!

P.S. I suck (pun intended) at bloggin'

xxx
Kitty

With the help of a thick cock, a tongue, one small vibrator, a large (large to me anyway) vibrating dildoe, and some skilled fingers, I had massive orgasms last night. I was sooooo good. I think I'll keep the details under wraps for the moment. However, we did manage to snap some pictures during but not too many as to ruin the moment. I posted one of the pictures. ....xxx SWK