You guys will get what I'm sayin once it's over and I post the costume pics.

I'm goin with something traditionally Halloween, a gothish vampire. Somewhat comic book character style. Gonna wear a spider web body stocking and hopefully some vinyl booty shorts and just one of those beige sticker bras underneath. Gonna apply some red jewels to the body stocking with a glue gun and make some long flared sleeves with some black crushed velvet I have. I made bat wings before, but these ones will be just mounted on my shoulderblades. Should be a peeeeeice of cake.

I'd love to get some goth boots, I want some anyways but damn their spensive.

Oh yeah, and as for a lil added effect, some theatrical contact lenses. I can't decide which ones, if your bored take a looky poo and lemme know what you think would be best.

I want the mirror ones, but 300 FOR ONE!!! holy bat man!

[url]http://9mmsfx.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=VL3[/url]

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ao1MCg28gM[/url]

Just read a bulletin on the boob toob. Tornado watch for the greater edmonton area.

I hate the thought of that, just fuckin freaks me out to imagine all my critters I'd be stuck trying to save and shelter.

although its just a warning, we get them sometimes, the thought still crosses my pea brain.

Until further notice dats what this lil monster will be called. Its Mr. Puss's kids' horse (til the novelty wears off, in about 2 monthes) so she's gonna name him. I have lots of pics of him coming out, but thought I'd save you guys your lunch LOL.

Poor girl, I FEEL FOR YOU!


OH! Dat explains the huuage bellah! lol


Why I want to name him Spidey


This mousey watched the whole thing, first from behind Bella from his hole in the floor, then moved up to the window sill. Strange and cute as hell


Proud mama


What kids do best


Legs are straightening out, phew!




Oh yeah, we shaved the dog too. I thought I'd post it, my standard poodle cut collie lol.


if you can't torment your dog, who can you torment?

Doesn't make me horny, I don't come here when I'm horny or to get horny. Not here to make friends, or meet anybody...It's just fun having the balls to express myself in naked pics, including my face. To browse artistic pics and appreciate people's creativity and talent with the camera. To go in the forums and share opinions, debate, poke sticks, and joke around. I likies to browse blogs to see what people are up to in their 'real' lives and to journal mine.

Just thought I'd clear things up a bit, I know most come here for slightly differing reasons and I might look a lil TOO trollish at times. Suck it up.

Mr. Puss's mare is probably going to foal tonight, or early tommorow. Milk is creamy and sweet... SIS tasted it, NOT me lol, nipples are all waxy. Shes in a paddock beside the house, hopefully it won't thunderstorm too much tonight. No one is sure what she has in her belly, as she was purchased from an auction. Sire might be a dark bay TB, but we'll see soon.


FACK, I LOVES babies... uber excited.

Bella eye


preggo bellah


I hope the foal doesnt have her bohemith head, lol

Why does drinking always seem like such a good idear at the time?

I'm regretfully remembering threatening the boss's son that I was gonna rub his bald head on my boobs.

lol

Then I came home and showed the horsey folk in the clubhouse my bum... a few times.

fack... I look forward to this embarassment subsiding and to my McYuckies I ordered from Mr. Puss. lol

They bred "police dogs". Pretty much German Shepards, I think its highly unlikely the cops would touch their bloodlines and temperment with a ten foot pole. I think most of their clients purchased dogs for personal guard dogs at home. But besides that this is the story in a nutshell. These out of control dogs would just run around our property and eat our garbage, chase our horses and chased ME while I was trying to feed them one day. Good thing they were eventually called off, I DID have a pitchfork in hand. I know lots of dogs bark and chase its in the doggie gene lol, but these guys were aggressive and we've been warned to keep our dogs in their kennel because of it.

Pretty sad, we're told to keep OUR dogs in a kennel because they cant control theirs.

SOOO, one day I'm wakin up with my coffee, let the hounds out to go pee and I see one of the german shepards in our front yard with our doggies, it was just a meaninless circle of butt sniffin so I went back to my coffee.

Then the land'lady' comes and calls her dog, Bruno probably thinking he would follow goes along and the shepard turned and grabbed him by the head and as Bruno got away he chased him and continued to attack twice before going home.

Bruno came running back in the yard with tail between legs and I thought just his ego was bruised. Til I put him in the kennel and seen this... warning, this pic is icky specially if you are weak stomached like me...










one of a series of punctures


Needless to say many LOUD objectional words and phrases were used in the exchange of information regarding this attack, we took the cost of the vet bill (420.00) off of rent and they gave us an eviction notice. Which we laughed at, we already found a place and were gonna up and leave without notice.

Then they tried to override their own eviction notice by giving a second 14 day notice. We called arbitration and they pretty much laughed at how stupid these people are. We also called the cops who informed us this isn't the only time they've had complaints laid against them regarding vicious dogs.

They also had a habit of hangin out on our property without our knowledge, without 24 hours notice. We even found their mail in our barn, hmmm. They also threatened they'll lock the house up if we aren't out in two weeks, which is illegal the cops said.

We got our shit out on moving day, left it a fucking catastrophe from hell. I remember a cool storm we had a week before we moved, I was jumping in mud puddles then casually trompin through the white carpeted house. I wanted to put dog and cat shit in the cistern (another HUUAGE problem was a crack in it, provided us with some really disgusting drinking water, it was brown to the eye too).

I'm still gonna put dog shit in their mail box one day, I think they'd know who dunnit.

The landlords we have NOW are completely opposite this fuck tards in every way, we party with them and I hope they end up good friends.

Sis is preggo, she hasn't said anything but I know her like the back of my hand. She gave notice to Mr. Puss that she isn't going to work past Sept 1 and she commented that she wasn't going to do anything else. She also said that she's moving out of the ranch Sept with her fiancee. I have an inkling hunch that she is preggo and he is going to support her as a stay home momsy... he makes oodles of money and is the kind of man who would have no problem being the soul bacon bringer.

Hints that scream to me: obviously her giving notice for work, she complained to Mr. Puss today she wasn't feeling very well he said "Maybe you should come home a decent hour" she replies shortly with "Its not from lack of sleep", she told my mom two weeks ago that she's engaged and wants kids with her dood, she is uber moody and I havent noticed any tampons missing.

The plan is to invite her and her boy out for dinner and if she doesn't touch the booze, I'm gonna toast her all the while giving her shit for leaving my elite "club" lol.

Slowly but shurely they leave me

Hearing kids cry. I swear, I'd be the meanest mom ever... Baby cries for no reason other than just an outburst of uncontrollable and misrepresented emotion me would be turning the stereo up. Kid falls down and has nothing but a superficial scrape that isn't even bleeding me would say "suck it up, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger". What really picks my ass is crybaby kids, the constant whining and looking for a reason to cry. I have no patience for it, and remove myself from the situation when the kid belongs to a friend.

I heard shaking them works tho.