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Thu, 30-Mar-23 5:11 PM (1 year ago)
A man and woman, who had been married 40 years, both 60 years old, were walking along a beach when they spotted something in the sand that had been washed up from the sea. Upon examination it turned
TopCat57 likes this
Hey Stop the fighting. There’s cookies down there in AGR’s status!
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All the cookies went...not sure where though
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Nest time Lenny, turn your status settings to no one can comment, type your lame ass joke then revert to previous settings...oh..wait...all the comments were hilarious: )
(1 year ago)
The comments were funnier than the joke lol - Classic status.
(1 year ago)
SEB could u let him finish the joke? clearly the wife still have to begin her vacation and the man have to find a solution for his willy not working anymore as it did before
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You're confused, it's the joke that you're laughing at, not the comments.
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*blunts, Lennies pitchfork*
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Why am i getting the blame...Adele made it funnier and i laughed
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I used to do that at work with one guy, haha, we all laughed, except for him.
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I haven't had Toblerone in ages, I should get some.
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SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I need help, I'd willingly share it. I just could not see such a bargain go lol.
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lennynatural likes this
Whatever chocolate I buy (for my cookies) I never pay more than 2 dollars a bar,usually 1.00
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Chocolate lasts ages unless it is in the sun. My father had a confectionary shop.
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lennynatural likes this
Did his shop melt?
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how hard you have to throw it to get it in the sun 
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No, it was robbed by a SugarEatingBurglar
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^
I would never put chocolate on nuts if I know it last shorter
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lennynatural likes this
I have older chocolate than than that,I just one up to chop and it was perfectly fine
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lennynatural likes this
Nope, this is the one that's telling me there are 60/70 notifications on 🤣
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I’m eating chocolate covered espresso beans reading all this commentary and now the screen on my tablet is a mess and I have all this energy all of a sudden. Am I talking really fast?
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45 of them were lenny's long joke.
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Drumroll…..cymbal crash!
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All this frivolity is making me hungry, I need food.
(1 year ago)
Food, that sounds like a good idea. Everybody must be hungry, that's why they're not laughing.
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Oooh let’s order pizza🍕
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SEB, stop flirting with Emu, you're with me, I threw some Toblerones in my Amazon cart.
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ok now I'm hungry too.. have to go prepare something
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Lenny, stop trying to buy me....after you've bought the toblerones
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I'm going to have a Ginsters Meatball Marinara bake with veg.
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I'm getting food too...see you all in the canteen 
(1 year ago)
It's Mr. Back. Lenny's watching the ball game and making tea.
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Laphroaigh likes this
^^ Laughing so hard I'm crying. 
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The correct syntax is "Don't talk, Mr. Back" You're welcome.
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It looks like Smitts decided not to have a beer. *locks the larder*
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I'll have his beer thanks Mr Back
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Not the case Lenny. My pink cock queen arrived home and has me seriously distracted.
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