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I may just have fallen in love! 
I can't eat him (cannibalism is wrong) Maybe I could lick and nibble him a little! 
(1 year ago)
I mean cannibalism is frowned upon at best but I’ve never met an unhappy cannibal.
(1 year ago)
And btw 
you did it!
I mean I’ve met a few, family members at my younger birthday parties squeezing my cheeks and telling me they could eat me all up!! Usually suspiciously close to a buffet. And I did a thing I did 😁
(1 year ago)
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The police won’t do anything because I haven’t been eaten yet. And yeah, I was feeling like Vicky Pollard in Boots looking at expensive perfume, I just thought go for it.
(1 year ago)
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I want what you're eating or drinking.
Kettle’s just boiled…and surprisingly it’s not mushrooms just tea.
(1 year ago)
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Tea trials? This does sound intriguing! Go on pop that bag in you filthy little thing you
(1 year ago)
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Which of my outrageously witty and sexy photo comments finally tipped you over the edge, Kat?! 😝😝😝
(1 year ago)
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