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Thu, 10-Aug-23 1:25 PM (230 days ago)
What's a pirate's favourite number? 96. It's like 69, but it involves more booty
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Meh! I don't get it. Nevermind! In other news, your on front page! 👏
(230 days ago)
Sat, 24-Jun-23 11:12 AM (278 days ago)
What do you call the profits you make from selling lemons? Sourdough.
Tue, 13-Jun-23 4:52 PM (288 days ago)
This has to be the longest I've made it through a year without getting sunburnt. Not sure if I should celebrate or be worried...
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Thx Mellie. My skin's tolerance is pretty good (ethnic heritage) but born, brought up & living in Europe (Yes, UK is Europe!), my resistance dropped. It's SPF100/50 face, 50/30 body the 1st week..
(288 days ago)
.. depending where I am. Then gradual decrease but never no protection & always post sun moisturising. Aloe Vera gel is best & cheaper than not so efficient big brands stuff.
(288 days ago)
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Glad he's a survivor. It's mad how through the years, we've come to learn about these deadly health/medical conditions, which probably existed long ago.
(288 days ago)
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If a lemon & rasberry sorbet, yes please. I won't say no to most fruity lollipops and proper chocolate & caramel cone. 😋
(307 days ago)
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Lemon sorbet is great, been way too long since I had it
(307 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Most fruits work for me. Gelato is another level of finesse. Lemon or lime, coconut, raspberry & cherry is an indulgent treat for me. Of course chocolate & caramel is too.
(307 days ago)
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Thu, 18-May-23 8:39 AM (315 days ago)
Seeing so many incredibly sexy photos these days. Bodies, poses, angles, everything is on point. I love it
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Wed, 17-May-23 3:14 PM (315 days ago)
Have you remembered to follow your most burning dreams and desires today?
Tue, 16-May-23 10:09 AM (317 days ago)
Grateful for (and very flattered by) all the attention I'm getting in the category highlights
paramour likes this
It is the attention you've gotten that took you to the home page. Good on you!
(317 days ago)
Fri, 12-May-23 6:20 AM (321 days ago)
I've reached a demonic number of page views.
ZippyMilf likes this
I've put my dick in a rather ripe banana that I heated in the microwave. It was a fucking mess when I was done!
(322 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
heated, cut a slit and the whole thing basically exploded while trying to put my dick in the slit I made. It was epic failure, but didn't feel to bad!
(322 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
I tried a large grapefruit once. I'm still banned from that supermarket though.
(322 days ago)
This font makes me feel like you’re lurking and whispering in a super creepy way that means you’re imminently about to murder me 👀
(335 days ago)
Mellie: It's a fancy font for fancy, non-murdery gentlemen!
(335 days ago)
MellieK likes this
So cool, but so hard to read.
(335 days ago)
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Sun, 26-Mar-23 12:29 PM (1 year ago)
'Masterbate' isn't a typo, it's a declaration of skill. It's what the blackbelts do.
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Sun, 19-Mar-23 4:01 PM (1 year ago)
It feels like I've had a productive day so far, and I want to keep going. Probably means it's all just a dream.
Laphroaigh likes this
Same here! So far today i haven't gotten mad or done anything unproductive, but in a few minutes I'm gonna have to wake up and get out of bed...
(1 year ago)
TaleTellerDK93 likes this
I don't see why, you seem to be doing well there
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 11-Mar-23 12:23 PM (1 year ago)
*holds up poison ivy branch* Snitches get itches!
I wonder if the vagisil trick works here with cortisone cream as a substitute
(1 year ago)
It was originally Denmark, but it's definitely dropkick now.
(1 year ago)
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Mon, 6-Mar-23 9:47 AM (1 year ago)
One week ago, the northern lights were visible close to where I live. Today, I am still bitter that I missed it.
Mon, 6-Feb-23 9:13 PM (1 year ago)
Regained the power to fall asleep this year. Would be nice if I could keep that up for the rest of my life.
Tue, 31-Jan-23 5:56 PM (1 year ago)
I may have been dead for months, but is that gonna stop me from posting here? Apparently not!
use the human filters for that "alive" glow ehh
(1 year ago)
The rumours of his demise has been greatly exeggerated
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 24-Dec-22 11:34 AM (1 year ago)
Merry Christmas, happy holidays and good vibes to you all!
Stuffed Xmas, Tipsy New Year and glowy flies to all!
(1 year ago)
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