)TaleTellerDK93's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 10-Aug-23 1:25 PM (257 days ago)
What's a pirate's favourite number? 96. It's like 69, but it involves more booty
Sat, 24-Jun-23 11:12 AM (305 days ago)
What do you call the profits you make from selling lemons? Sourdough.
Tue, 13-Jun-23 4:52 PM (315 days ago)
This has to be the longest I've made it through a year without getting sunburnt. Not sure if I should celebrate or be worried...
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If a lemon & rasberry sorbet, yes please. I won't say no to most fruity lollipops and proper chocolate & caramel cone. 😋
(334 days ago)
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Lemon sorbet is great, been way too long since I had it
(334 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Most fruits work for me. Gelato is another level of finesse. Lemon or lime, coconut, raspberry & cherry is an indulgent treat for me. Of course chocolate & caramel is too.
(334 days ago)
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Thu, 18-May-23 8:39 AM (342 days ago)
Seeing so many incredibly sexy photos these days. Bodies, poses, angles, everything is on point. I love it
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Wed, 17-May-23 3:14 PM (342 days ago)
Have you remembered to follow your most burning dreams and desires today?
Tue, 16-May-23 10:09 AM (344 days ago)
Grateful for (and very flattered by) all the attention I'm getting in the category highlights
paramour likes this
Good on you!
Nice new pp.
I've put my dick in a rather ripe banana that I heated in the microwave. It was a fucking mess when I was done!
(349 days ago)
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heated, cut a slit and the whole thing basically exploded while trying to put my dick in the slit I made. It was epic failure, but didn't feel to bad!
(349 days ago)
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I tried a large grapefruit once. I'm still banned from that supermarket though.
(349 days ago)
This font makes me feel like you’re lurking and whispering in a super creepy way that means you’re imminently about to murder me 👀
(362 days ago)
Sun, 26-Mar-23 12:29 PM (1 year ago)
'Masterbate' isn't a typo, it's a declaration of skill. It's what the blackbelts do.
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Sun, 19-Mar-23 4:01 PM (1 year ago)
It feels like I've had a productive day so far, and I want to keep going. Probably means it's all just a dream.
Laphroaigh likes this
Same here! So far today i haven't gotten mad or done anything unproductive, but in a few minutes I'm gonna have to wake up and get out of bed...
(1 year ago)
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I don't see why, you seem to be doing well there
(1 year ago)
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It was originally Denmark, but it's definitely dropkick now.
(1 year ago)
Mon, 6-Mar-23 9:47 AM (1 year ago)
One week ago, the northern lights were visible close to where I live. Today, I am still bitter that I missed it.
Mon, 6-Feb-23 9:13 PM (1 year ago)
Regained the power to fall asleep this year. Would be nice if I could keep that up for the rest of my life.
Tue, 31-Jan-23 5:56 PM (1 year ago)
I may have been dead for months, but is that gonna stop me from posting here? Apparently not!
use the human filters for that "alive" glow ehh
(1 year ago)
The rumours of his demise has been greatly exeggerated
(1 year ago)
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