)Zumersetzmithy's Recent Statuses
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Sun, 8-Jan-23 8:05 AM (1 year ago)
My first sence of a scammer on here . Wants me to pay for a flight so she can meet me
they're not Catfish, they're criminal fraudsters, simple as that.
(1 year ago)
Zumer, make her a paper plane and tell her it's coming to pick her up.
(1 year ago)
Oh nice! So since she plans on meeting you, assure her that you have the money to reimburse her flight when she arrives at your door. 
(1 year ago)
Sat, 3-Dec-22 12:10 PM (1 year ago)
Love walking into a house not knowing the occupant but know they are expecting me . Walk out 90 mins later with a smile on my face
Sweetie_pie2 likes this
Did you fix that leak in the boiler, adjusted the pressure, bled all radiators and cleaned up behind you? Hope you accepted the brew & bekkies on offer.
(1 year ago)
Guess I find out if they are happy with my handy work and if they did not notice TV missing
(1 year ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
*Sat with a nice hot cup of tea.
(1 year ago)
a nice Macciato going in...down the hatch
(1 year ago)
Mon, 26-Sep-22 8:47 PM (1 year ago)
I upset the chat room tonight. And had the most hi and private messages in a minute then any of you gorgeous people could get
Sun, 25-Sep-22 7:58 AM (1 year ago)
When I thought I was verified and a member tells me I am not . The shock and horror will have to do isolation
binenjunge likes this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 8:26 AM (1 year ago)
Like the fool I am I investaged the dating app. Would like to make comments on how it all works . But after 2cattemps I still have got a verification email to allow me to enter site and get disappoin
Sun, 11-Sep-22 8:16 AM (1 year ago)
If you commentbor like my photos or chat in the chat rooms I might send a friend request. Then I can stalk you easier
bblqk35 likes this
Oh just fuck off Dan. This is getting really old.
(1 year ago)
You didn't want a discussion...you played the same card as you usually do when someone disagrees
(1 year ago)
Perhaps the longest running status is ...Very Well...Presenting the Very First Provisional & Official Butt Pic Status..Input invited...LOL...
(1 year ago)
Thu, 8-Sep-22 12:27 PM (1 year ago)
I did not realise a motor cycle would cause so much heart ache . I only want to get to meets quicker and fancy been naked in a leather suit
No heart ache, I’m just very risk-averse and a motorcycle in my city is inviting disaster. Not if but when. But get one and have fun!
(1 year ago)
Zumersetzmithy likes this
Get one with training wheels, bumpers, maybe some doors…oh wait, that’s a car. Nevermind!
(1 year ago)
Just order a Honda CB 100 due a week Saturday thanks for the advice on a motor bike
(1 year ago)
Tue, 6-Sep-22 8:48 PM (1 year ago)
I love when asked what makes me want to comment . But can't comment
Danthaman827 likes this
Tue, 6-Sep-22 1:56 PM (1 year ago)
Who has mor friends in different countries compared to your own country or staye
Jonze, he must still have more friends right?
(1 year ago)
If we're talking nn, Arti is correct: jonze, hands down, with 19796 friends.
(1 year ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I prefer friends at a distance. I can just hit the X and be done with them without explanation
(1 year ago)
Yes, comfy trousers and a polo shirt : )
(1 year ago)
Sun, 4-Sep-22 1:07 PM (1 year ago)
How many of you chat someone up even though you have little chance of meeting
I have chatted to loads of lovely women in NN, not once have I flirted or try to 'chat them up' : )
(1 year ago)
Sat, 3-Sep-22 7:58 AM (1 year ago)
Just been in the garden . Not sure I will ever make the grade as a photographer
I’m old Dan, only good for two these days. On a good day! 🤣
(1 year ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
I did feel 25 this morning doing an hour gardening feel 60 now
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 3-Sep-22 6:20 AM (1 year ago)
Drunk my coffee . Done my number games . Wife off to work. Fantasy or reality tell me what my morning has in store for me
Fri, 2-Sep-22 2:44 PM (1 year ago)
There might be a river or to to cross. Maybe I will get to like swimmers . If they cut by water ways