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Curvedwood7's Recent Statuses
Wed, 4-Jan-23 8:36 AM (1 year ago)
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Why does it seem that the most incredible physical connection comes from the craziest of partners?! Lol any body in Ab?
We are all nuts here smile but a bloody good bunch off nuts
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat and metalwork like this
Maybe cos you're crazier than you think.
(1 year ago)
Where are the cashews? Nobody touches them, they're all mine! glare
(1 year ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Chest nuts are my favorite I could eat those all day long smile
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Only if roasted and warm, I'd have chestnuts. Actually I like them raw and young too.
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 24-Dec-22 6:31 PM (1 year ago)
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I'm unashamed to confess it. I'd mug Santa in a heartbeat keep the gift..gimmie the list with all the naughty girls are!!!
That's easy they are here
(1 year ago)
Santa learns the list by heart, Rudolph eats it. Find the head elf the sneaky bastid copied the list is when Santa was snoozing.
(1 year ago)
But the last time I played Father Christmas I stood outside a department store A gang of kids came over and mugged me And knocked my reindeer to the floor
(1 year ago)
Thu, 8-Dec-22 5:43 PM (1 year ago)
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I've got something in my hand and I feel like saying inappropriate things...."inappropriate things" ..there
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
you said it, you said inappropriate things, well done you !
(1 year ago)
Wed, 7-Dec-22 6:52 AM (1 year ago)
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It's so cold here..my nipples are 2 M&Ms high!!!
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Peanut or chocolate?
(1 year ago)
I may have exaggerated. K 1 chocolate. Lol
(1 year ago)
Looks like the NN iNNch has made its way to nipples
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and bimarriedbottom like this
Lol I'm not compensating...but momma did say it's rude to point!
(1 year ago)
Thu, 1-Dec-22 6:02 PM (1 year ago)
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It's official....I've lost my balls. they were in my ex's purse....but not it's like - 20 degrees celcius....-25 with wind chill. One ball went back up I don't know where the other hiding in my ass
Thu, 1-Dec-22 4:08 AM (1 year ago)
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I can't watch news anymore...don't have the attention span for a movie. But I sure sure do get distracted by all you twisted bastards!! Thanks lol
Never watch the news. Do enjoy movies and books. NN is a given.
(1 year ago)
Youre welcum
(1 year ago)
ummm scuse me Mr.
(1 year ago)
Mr.Artistic but I think you spelt Welcome wrong ....you spelt it with the verb c...u....m uh aahhhh IIIII get it....Youre making this world a better place....ONE TEASPOON at a time!!
(1 year ago)
Mr?? again feelindown
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 24-Nov-22 4:25 PM (1 year ago)
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Hand down pants an inappropriate amount of time now. When is too long?
Agent_K likes this
I'll never forget that moment ...(1987) when I realized how girls did it. Caught one pausing at a doorway away from the group ..she ripped a cute little fart. Smelt like stale pour porri
(1 year ago)
Kinda weird diary entry, but hey, whatever floats ya boat
(1 year ago)
TopCat57 and NaughtyKat like this
It's no nut November! sneaky
(1 year ago)
tryin4fun and Agent_K like this
Love at first fart! LOL Fun fact, potpourri in french pot-pourri translate to rotten pot. Fits the bill I'd say or prolly best to say it hits the nostrils just right
(1 year ago)
tryin4fun, Mr_Elmo and Agent_K like this
potpourri...or was it stale cotton candy....whatever it was I'm totally deluded. Girl farts stink. Guys just make a bigger production of it. ala Dutch oven
(1 year ago)
Thu, 17-Nov-22 12:35 AM (1 year ago)
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*whispers* sometimes I sit on my left hand until it goes numb.... then it feels like a stranger. .
ohhh awww but are you mentally trained in the ancient martial art.."Unanagi"?
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
Ross? Is that you?
(1 year ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Yes Monica it's me Ross. Put your hand away that's gross. Supposed to be my sister.
(1 year ago)
juicy and LOVEXXXPORN like this
LOL
(1 year ago)
Let's do the routine for New Years!
(1 year ago)
Wed, 16-Nov-22 4:08 AM (1 year ago)
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Peanut and I wanna say in a joey Tribiani voice" How youuuu doin?
LOVEXXXPORN, Artistic and GottaBeMe like this
aww thanks....you're making him blush....getting a big head....no really....his alias was too long...GSpotterOtter lol
(1 year ago)
You had me at Trib..... Never knew that was Joey's last name on Friends
(1 year ago)
Curvedwood7 likes this
I had to google it...lol this quote works better then say...."Then...I ate her liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans...PFFFFFFTTTTT!!"
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Most definitely sexy 💋
(1 year ago)
that sentence only says Joey to me grin
(1 year ago)
Mon, 14-Nov-22 2:10 AM (1 year ago)
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K listen "that" there's a totally hot hot chocolate who wants to BaZinga you Don't look Don't look! Be cool!.
Mon, 14-Nov-22 2:05 AM (1 year ago)
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Well it's 49 below and I don't give a fuck...gotta heater in me truck..and I'm off to the RODEO!!!!
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Hey great songsmile
(1 year ago)
You know it? "Well an Alabama left and an Alabama right...piss me off ...fuckin jerk ..git on my nerves!
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
And it's an allemande left, and allemande right C'mon you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right…
(1 year ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Get off stage you God damn goon. Y'know. Piss me off. Fucking jerk. Get on my nerves. Here comes Johnny with his pecker in husband, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
(1 year ago)
And it's 40 below, not 49 below...
(1 year ago)
Thu, 10-Nov-22 7:33 PM (1 year ago)
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I can't help but notice all the pretty ladies have a really nice front yard. But I wonder if you have a garage big enough for my escooter?!! (AKA 50 yr old Virgin)
gingersnap75 likes this
that garage better be fire proof
(1 year ago)
Wed, 9-Nov-22 5:11 AM (1 year ago)
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Hate to gossip but ... I just can't believe those two are still together after all the SHIT that happened between them?!!! I'm referring to your ass cheeks .....muah
We should be worried if the shit keeps them seperated!
(1 year ago)
EW....GottaBeMe....just simply ew....
(1 year ago)
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Sun, 6-Nov-22 1:36 AM (1 year ago)
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I got my weewee in the Guiness Book of World Records!!!! Then that mean Librarian lady told me to "put that thing away" and the book back on the shelf!"
What page did you get to?
(1 year ago)
what page? not sure...i umm just use it for the pictures...muahaha...
(1 year ago)
Sat, 25-Jun-22 9:32 AM (1 year ago)
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"Hope you gotta big trunk....cuz I'm putting my bike in it"
Artistic likes this
Mon, 17-May-21 7:56 AM (2 years ago)
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Anyone in the mood for pm...? Sensual...descriptive and a genuine lover
Wed, 12-May-21 6:59 AM (2 years ago)
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wishing for stimulating chat with a like minded woman
Tue, 27-Apr-21 1:19 AM (2 years ago)
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feeling frisky... looking for mature female erotic chat or pic and exchange
   
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