Curvedwood7's Recent Statuses
Wed, 4-Jan-23 8:36 AM
(1 year ago)
Why does it seem that the most incredible physical connection comes from the craziest of partners?! Lol any body in Ab?
Sat, 24-Dec-22 6:31 PM
(1 year ago)
I'm unashamed to confess it. I'd mug Santa in a heartbeat keep the gift..gimmie the list with all the naughty girls are!!!
Thu, 8-Dec-22 5:43 PM
(1 year ago)
I've got something in my hand and I feel like saying inappropriate things...."inappropriate things" ..there
Wed, 7-Dec-22 6:52 AM
(1 year ago)
It's so cold here..my nipples are 2 M&Ms high!!!
Thu, 1-Dec-22 6:02 PM
(1 year ago)
It's official....I've lost my balls. they were in my ex's purse....but not it's like - 20 degrees celcius....-25 with wind chill. One ball went back up I don't know where the other hiding in my ass
Thu, 1-Dec-22 4:08 AM
(1 year ago)
I can't watch news anymore...don't have the attention span for a movie. But I sure sure do get distracted by all you twisted bastards!! Thanks lol
Thu, 24-Nov-22 4:25 PM
(1 year ago)
Hand down pants an inappropriate amount of time now. When is too long?
Thu, 17-Nov-22 12:35 AM
(1 year ago)
*whispers* sometimes I sit on my left hand until it goes numb.... then it feels like a stranger. .
Wed, 16-Nov-22 4:08 AM
(1 year ago)
Peanut and I wanna say in a joey Tribiani voice" How youuuu doin?
Mon, 14-Nov-22 2:10 AM
(1 year ago)
K listen "that" there's a totally hot hot chocolate who wants to BaZinga you Don't look Don't look! Be cool!.
Mon, 14-Nov-22 2:05 AM
(1 year ago)
Well it's 49 below and I don't give a fuck...gotta heater in me truck..and I'm off to the RODEO!!!!
Thu, 10-Nov-22 7:33 PM
(1 year ago)
I can't help but notice all the pretty ladies have a really nice front yard. But I wonder if you have a garage big enough for my escooter?!! (AKA 50 yr old Virgin)
Wed, 9-Nov-22 5:11 AM
(1 year ago)
Hate to gossip but ... I just can't believe those two are still together after all the SHIT that happened between them?!!! I'm referring to your ass cheeks .....muah
Sun, 6-Nov-22 1:36 AM
(1 year ago)
I got my weewee in the Guiness Book of World Records!!!! Then that mean Librarian lady told me to "put that thing away" and the book back on the shelf!"
Sat, 25-Jun-22 9:32 AM
(1 year ago)
"Hope you gotta big trunk....cuz I'm putting my bike in it"
Mon, 17-May-21 7:56 AM
(2 years ago)
Anyone in the mood for pm...? Sensual...descriptive and a genuine lover
Wed, 12-May-21 6:59 AM
(2 years ago)
wishing for stimulating chat with a like minded woman
Tue, 27-Apr-21 1:19 AM
(2 years ago)
feeling frisky... looking for mature female erotic chat or pic and exchange