LedJohnson's Recent Statuses
Fri, 5-Apr-24 9:43 AM
(18 days ago)
Will be headed off to Florida for a gf
Sun, 31-Dec-23 4:32 PM
(114 days ago)
I'm in a really good mood. Happy New Year
Sat, 9-Dec-23 3:08 AM
(136 days ago)
Today's my birthday. yay me Another year alone
Mon, 10-Apr-23 8:37 AM
(1 year ago)
Being alone is difficult, being lonely crushes your soul.
Wed, 15-Feb-23 1:26 PM
(1 year ago)
As if going to bed every night and waking up alone every morning wasn't enough, Valentine's Day is ready with a nut shot, reminding me that here is another year I start alone..
Sun, 25-Dec-22 11:27 AM
(1 year ago)
I hope everyone has a truly wonderful Christmas. God bless. Peace.
Fri, 9-Dec-22 3:09 AM
(1 year ago)
Another birthday spent alone.
Tue, 6-Dec-22 8:47 PM
(1 year ago)
My birthday is the 8th and I don't have a date.
Mon, 5-Dec-22 9:42 AM
(1 year ago)
With my birthday being the 8th, I got a one of those multiprocess MIG machines from YesWelder for my birthday/Christmas present.
Sun, 27-Nov-22 9:24 PM
(1 year ago)
I want to start my own production company and create content.
Sun, 6-Nov-22 7:20 PM
(1 year ago)
I am so damn horny, I just want to eat some pussy.
Thu, 25-Aug-22 8:17 AM
(1 year ago)
Packing a bowl, fire in the hole.
Tue, 9-Aug-22 12:23 PM
(1 year ago)
Be fearless in the pursuit of what ignites your passion and sets your soul on fire. It is never too late to be what you should have been.
Mon, 4-Jul-22 8:15 PM
(1 year ago)
God bless America and the freedom to fuck on!
Sat, 11-Jun-22 5:36 AM
(1 year ago)
I've always wanted to be a chitlin farmer. They may be ornery critters, but somebody's got to raise them.
Wed, 8-Jun-22 7:08 AM
(1 year ago)
I would rather cuddle then have sex.
Sun, 5-Jun-22 10:24 AM
(1 year ago)
When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherfuckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber.
Sat, 4-Jun-22 8:10 AM
(1 year ago)
Remember: Having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory sharp and I just want to wish everyone a happy 2005, I'm sure it'll be a great year.
Fri, 3-Jun-22 9:40 PM
(1 year ago)
An Opossum is a flat fury animal that likes to sleep in the middle of the road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the Opossum that it could be done.
Sun, 15-May-22 6:55 PM
(1 year ago)
Installing rear sway bar bushings and links on my truck.
Tue, 10-May-22 6:00 AM
(1 year ago)
Be fearless in the pursuit of what ignites your passion and sets your soul on fire.
Sun, 17-Apr-22 12:04 AM
(2 years ago)
It's always disappointing when I don't get to eat her pussy before we fuck.
Fri, 11-Mar-22 11:20 AM
(2 years ago)
It's after 5, I believe I'll make a white russian. 5:20, it's 420 somewhere
Thu, 10-Mar-22 5:48 PM
(2 years ago)
It seems the older you get the more difficult it is to make friends
Wed, 16-Feb-22 8:26 AM
(2 years ago)
Valentines alone... Sigh.
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